If You Were On Dr. Phil.....
 

.....what would be your problem? Jokingly and Seriously.

Getting arrested for having slapped him upside his head.

Seriously..............Lazy husbands:mad: :nod:

Perpetual singledom. There could be many things, I could be there a while. :laugh:

Brass Knucks...
 

and how they can lay out pseudo-psychs who think the world revolves around 'em.

Sinus headaches that transmute into migraine headaches (& vice versa), all caused by vice & folly (not necessarily mine).

jealousy ~ and my passive aggressive behavior. But I can't stand that man & would never be on his show.

amen, sister!

Friends who claim they'd love for you to visit soon & then never get back to you (hint hint.)


:D

oh but mine, sinusitis blows.

Hooking :cool:

What do you charge? ;)

how he can be chubby but yet advise me on how to stop being chubby

For you, by the scream :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Then again, it could be thousands that way :cool:

I? Love you. :xoxo:

I think you should charge by the moan; by the scream sounds a little bit scary, and makes one wonder just what it is you do to your clients. Just my 2 cents... :woohoo:

Oh my god, who would do that? What kind of friend is that? That bitch!:p No really, I'm sorry. I just can't seem to get my act together. Pick a date.:xoxo:

'Kay. I'll be there on Saturday. ;)

JK. I'll email you soon.

As in rug?:shrug:

Dr.Phil...
 

How I slept with Oprah and all I got was this show (And I am her personal white bitch!)

Yes - in fact Mother always told me I had to learn to sew as I would never marry :p :p :p

Think hot coffee grinds, a ladle, two shoe soles, and a mime outfit :p :p

Speaking of Oprah, her show today is something about being gay for 30 days, might be interesting.

Isn't he being sued over that book?

I could be...
 

a lesbian for 30 days...Since I am one all the rest of the year, Love the women :lol:

That's hot. :cool:

He would be my problem.

At least our mug shots would be pretty.:)

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.:laugh:

A mime outfit?!?!?:shocked: So, you torture them, basically.
:laugh:

My father-in-law has done all of the cooking, including holiday feasts, since he's been with his wife. Can't say he sews, though. :laugh:

I don't know what my problem would be. However, I know his solution would include one of, if not ALL of the following :

"Get with the program!"

"Be a man, Sparky!"

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!"

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"

"Take care of business!"

etc, etc.....

My problem: I procrastinate way too much.

I read he was going to be on Desperate Housewives. That would be my problem right there. :eek:

Mine's not a problem, but a good thing. :) My husband's ex (the mother of his son) and I are really good friends now. We think we could write a book on getting along with your spouses ex. We used to really hate each other, but decided that it was best for my step-son for us to get along, now we genuinely like each other.

Okay, back to all your cool and funny posts.....:o

LOL - I soooooo do not see you as a seamstress :xoxo:

dr. phil would be telling me that it is wrong to judge others. what the eff ever. i'm happy this way. :wavey:

Well for me it would be my depression. I've had it for over 15 years. Kinda boring huh?;)

You're not depressed, you're just bored. That's what I've been told :rolleyes:

I hope not by a doctor. Actually novelty does help with it! I just read that somewhere. But life tends to require routine and I hate it.

I think every one of us has something we could teach Dr. Phil!