Why Nickelback suck...
 

Check this out, one Nickelback song playing in the left speaker and another in the right. They're identical - same key, verse length and chorus changes, just different lyrics.

http://www.theweb****e.net/nickelback.htm

I think this actually one of the only things that makes Nickelback bearable! The combined song really ain't that bad, especially compared to the two separate tracks.

First thought on seeing the title of this thread, though: "Did anybody really need a new reason?"

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kick ayess.
Though, for songs I don't like much, I like those ones ok. Weird. :D

Ugh. Music as it's worst. I hate their songs.

I didn't know until now they actually had more than one! :eek:

They try to be all "hard" and "emo".....It's hard to take someone seriously with Waddy Watchel hair. :cool:

I thought the reason they sucked was because they made **** music.

That guy is just beyond fugly.

An easy answer...
 

because I said so (Them sucking that is).

Gee, Most of us MetalSludgers had this discussion a long time ago...And yes it was near unaminous that they are one of the Hoover's of American rock, Cause they most definitely suck!

Kinda funny, the Sludgers seem to like lil' ol' Stevie the witch though (But some like her not so much for her music as much as her sexiness!)

I think you hit the nail on the head.

but they earned their nickel back. :eek: i don't understand AT ALL why they managed that.

That is really strange...something I have never noticed!

However I do have to say that I have a lot of drunken memories to a lot of their songs...so I don't hate them! :thumbsup: :lol:

Whenever I hear Nickleback, I question my extreme fondness for Canada.

And pathetic. Thanks for posting this, Sharon. I'll be forwarding it to my Nickelback-loving brother. :)

You're old enough to drink? I thought you were like 17 or something.

dont let my son catch you badmouthing Nickelback, he LOVES them!

Poor kid. :distress:


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I'm 20...And what are you going to do about it? Call the cops? :lol: That would be funny considering my dad is a cop.

Not to mention that their darn CDs always end up in with the "Nicks" file at the local record stores.

Word. I f*cking hate that. And there's always more Nickleback CD's too. :mad:

It could be worse. You could go into the "Nicks" file and find a Peaches CD. I have. And I'm still scarred from it.

OMG, I cannot believe that everybody hates Nickelback. I absolutley love then. I am obsessed with their new cd. It is sooo good. I dont know why you all dont like them? They write good, catchy songs that actually have meaning. What is not to like?

I think it is because they write "good, catchy songs" that sound the same...and this time we really mean it!

But...I don't hate them...and I still will listen to some of their music.:)

Yeah their music does kinda sound the same but the new cd is awesome. I love it!!

Who may I ask are The Peaches?:laugh:

It's okay. We're two different things. Nickelback. Canada. You can love us - and not love the band. Trust me - lots of us Canadians hate them, too. :nod:

Oh, but you know what? It's Americans who helped them debut at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 Album chart this week. Silly, silly, people. :distress:

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Father****er! Go type "Peaches" into Google and go to the first site. She is one scary bitch.

All of the Majority Report listeners know who I'm talking about!

Peaches forever!

He shoots, he scores. :laugh: Just about the only reason we need.

And you yelled at me for bringing up Dashboard...

Oh my that is a woman?:eek:

I was amazed by that! I thought they'd had the decency to fade away with Staind and Cold and the rest of that lot. If it's been this many years and Nickelback sitll hasn't gone away, how long is it going to take until we're rid of My Chemical Romance and that stupid lead singer who looks like Christina Ricci?

Canada has been so nice in sharing its musical brilliance with the rest of us, though, we can forgive them one mistake.

Besides, the band name lends itself so well to insults: Nickelsuck, Nickelcrap...

Off topic but...

BrwnEyes new signature just made me lose my breakfast.

It's a sad, sad world when anybody calls either of those worthless (insert preferred expletive here) a hero.


On topic...

Nickelback suck because

A) Their lyrics are sh*t

B) Their music is sh*t

C) What's his face can't sing for sh*t

yea well, to be honest...it is none of your business...


so....


get over it! :wavey:

Of course it's her business. You put it in your signature on an Internet message board for everyone to see, making it everybody's business. You knew when you did it that many people wouldn't agree and might very well express their opinions to that effect. Don't pretend that you weren't trying to ruffle a few liberal feathers by labeling a photo of two of the most divisive conservatives of the past 25 years "My Heroes."

I did it because I'm proud of my beliefs and because THEY REALLY are two of my heroes! What the hell is so wrong with that. If she don't want to see it........SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK! I mean this may be a shock to some people but yes, there ARE conservatives out there and no, we are not afraid to show it.

I didn't say they weren't really your heroes, nor did I say there was anything wrong with that.

Uh, yes, she does have to look, because it's in your signature. It's a giant picture that shows up at the bottom of every single thing you post here.

Yes, that's quite shocking. So is that a tacit admittance that you knew that your signature would ruffle certain people's feathers?

Look, you know as well as anyone that if you if you broadcast a political opinion in a largely public forum, you're opening yourself up to have people respond to that opinion, whether in agreement or disagreement. You don't get to say, "It's none of your business," or, "Just don't look at it." That's not how it works.

No, and I'm not going to start a huge discussion about this. I'm not ashamed of having that picture in my sig. and if it upsets some people...I mean there isn't really anything I can do about it. :shrug:

Then don't.

Nor shoud you be, if that's your thing. Though you and the entire Republican party should be ashamed of that particular, anarchist Reagan quote, as it's what has inspired the horrible, incompetent, ineffectual shambles that the American federal government is currently in.

No there's not. That was my point.

Well that is what happens when most of the nation is conditioned to rely on the government from everything to a pay check to cleaning yourself.

I'm not sure what that has to do with what I said, I think you misread what I wrote... Anyway, I don't think "most" of the US is "conditioned" to rely on the government for all that much. Didn't Reagan's conservative revolution happen nearly 25 years ago?

Umm.... Hello :wavey:

I said what I said because I really do dislike conservatives and because the sight of either of those particular people makes me violently ill. If you have a problem with that, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ MY COMMENTS. If I'm not mistaken, there is an "ignore" feature on these boards. Only you don't use it because you thrive on friction - especially when you are the cause of it.

And this may come as a shock to you, but there are two sides to freedom of expression. You have and should have the right to believe what you want and express those beliefs. On the other hand, I have the right to disagree with your beliefs, dislike you because of them, and express those feelings. That's just the way of things.