Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Expecting Baby
 

MSNBC and People magazine are reporting the couple are expecting a baby. Talk Show hosts - protect your couches!

http://people.aol.com/people/article...114381,00.html

Tom & Katie Expecting a Baby
Wednesday Oct 05, 2005 3:30pm EST

Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says DeVette.

Cruise, who has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, began dating Holmes in mid-April. He proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris in June. DeVette says there is no wedding date set.

DeVette would not comment on the baby's gender or say how far along the pregnancy is. The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."

Cruise, 43, is currently shooting Mission: Impossible 3 in Los Angeles.

I thought he was impotent? :shrug:

Eww.

Poor kid...

I CANT WAIT to see what this one's name is gonna be..... :lol:

:shocked: :shocked:

Maybe they'll be on the cover of Weekly World News casue it'll be an alien.... :lol:

Hmmm....Suggestion.
 

Troll D. Cruise

Evidently Scientologists have no issues with bastard children.

I wonder who bought the turkey baster ?

Was it a Wiliams-Sonoma ?

Double ew! I thought he was gay? :shrug:

Oh good lord :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, if it's an alien then they should name it Mork, and it's first words would be NANU NANU...... :lol:

Maybe Tommy Boy found a way to tickle his prostate to the point of being so excited he could produce active sperm.

the REAL question here is who did the tickling......... :p :eek:

:lol: :lol: hell yeah

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.

Awwww. I hope that poor girl doesn't get postpartum depression.

You got it.. :laugh:

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

Boy, there's a weird 3-way....... :shocked:

I know! They aren't even married yet. I am really surprised by this. :shocked:

Tommy shoots blanks by all accounts, so either this is total bull**** and they'll announce a miscarriage in three months, or the Virgin Mary is making her comeback.

Of course, it could be a hand held device, which would ostensibly require another human to operate, esp. if he was copulating with Holmes at the time. Otherwise and depending on the size and adequacy of the handle, he could operate it himself and then fill the turkey baster.

3 guesses as to how THAT happened.

I think she accidently slipped and fell in it after Rob and Tom were finished. It's very hard to clean it up from the kitchen floor.

Hide the children.... :lol: :shocked:

Don't you think they would milk the publicity of a big wedding first? :confused:

In terms of publicity, a miscarriage would be ten times better than a big wedding. :lol:

I can think of five :wavey:

In other (old) news, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have split. :shocked:

Do they have any idea how stupid they look? I mean, don't they know that the world is laughing at the them?

As if they care. Both of their summer movies were big hits. :laugh:

I don't think so. I think they are incredibly sheltered from the "real" world. Not to mention, she's getting paid. :laugh:

Poor girl...
 

she gets to sleep next to the Rock Hudson of modern Hollyweird...Hey Tommy-girl, Isnt there something you need to tell us? I honestly thought you'd be pregnant with HER child :shrug:

Of course...
 

for the 9th time this week :nod:

Is it for real this time? I sure hope so.

$$$$$$$$$$$

Maybe he was pissed cause of her Proactiv commercials? :laugh:

Apparently someone did milk it... :D

OOOHHH I see ;) :lol: