Ledgies RULE!
 

I think we've got a lot of talent on this Board, talent that goes beyond the confines of mere cyberspace! In fact, considering the dismal state of our Nation today, I propose we usher in a NEW ERA of reason, fashion, food and interior decorating!

Who would you nominate for the various Top Government positions and the Cabinets?

Somehow, I expect Jason, Diss, Amber and Brian J amongst the nominees...not to mention gldstwmn and Suze and Gate and Garden :) I myself wouldnt be adverse to holding a position....(somebody put my name forward ok? Its bad taste to grovel this way!!!) of course, according to Shirley Liquor, that never stopped me before :lol: :D

*sigh* Another ledgie list I didn't make. :( :D

wait! dont take it that way! I only pulled a few names out of my hat, but it was by no means exhaustive! I dont remember EVERYONE on this board, so I apologize in advance if anyone felt slighted...:sorry:

I am the King and Goldie is my Queen.

Sparky is the King's personal valet who makes the Queen's life a whole lot easier :wavey:

Diss. is upstairs maid.

Mary is in charge of the poor, which means she has to kiss my a$$ (for once :laugh: ) for the check :wavey:

You may be my official snack carrier. It's the most important position in my entourage. :cool:

You have an entourage? Why do you get an entourage?

Because I need one to carry my snacks! :shrug: :)

Oh. :laugh:

Besides, I'm Strand and Goldie's bratty, spoiled child. You know, the princess? :D :laugh:

soooooooonn she'd be a queen - Curtie is the who tells you you have no heart :laugh:

Ken is, quite simply put, the King and Queen's hot guy in waiting.

one of 300 or so, I would imagine. :cool:

Biiiiiitch.

What does all of this make me? Chopped liver?!

I can be the braty spoiled son/Prince who eventually gets killed by falling out a window or something. I swear, I can pull that stunt off. :nod:

I'd let you be the designer - but I shudder to see moderne in that Adam/Federal (I guess one of the first true Federal works by definition :laugh: ) which you know you could not resist doing :laugh:

he's not being insulting, you're just the only one anal enough for the job. :shrug:

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I promise not to make you date girls to save face with the press :laugh: But, you ain't haulin no street trade back to MY house - I can do that enough on my own :laugh:

:lol:

No, I'm not one for common man-whores, so dont worry. :p

Sparky and I will be the Dionysians in the corner watching all the hoopla.

You, my dear, shall be Ganymede- the scantily clothed cup bearer. :nod:


"Diss. is the upstairs maid" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still ****ing laughing about that...

Oops- I meant fu*king laughing.... sorry.

Yo, this isn't an all gay guy administration, so you bitches better start recognizing right now....

Well since we're now siblings, let the battle begin. :wavey: :p

Dude, you know you always run and cry... :rolleyes: You can just go hide under the covers right now. :laugh:

I'm no sissy boy. Bring it on! :p

Did you tie your karate master tie around your head? wouldn't want to catch you unawares.... :laugh:

Dude, when does it leave my head? That tie alone could mess you up yo.











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I will only kiss your ass if I am wearing my wax lips. so there. :xoxo:

I would've said "Not without a gas mask, dearie". but that's just me. :laugh:

Sparky is the Royal rat catcher.
Diss is a Lady in Waiting--get it RIGHT!
and I I am the Kings Purser!

9.9% poverty for my initial offer ;)

couldn't resist

Of course, between you and Chris - I will be henpecked into 0% in a matter of minutes :laugh:

Geez, do you know something I dont? do tell! mustnt kill off the liason to the poor at first whiff ya know........Who is the Royal COOK??? NO spicy food for King Jason!

Good Luck putting me on a budget :laugh:

Good one - I do not know who can cook around here. I do know Livia has a great sense of good food in restaurants - so she is hired for that and just being fabulous in general.

Which you so RICHLY deserve! assume the position!
btw: you havent had spicy food have you?

WEll, I had Gen Tso's chicken earlier - why?

easy, I'll just double the actual costs (sound familiar?) and disperse the largesse amongst the needy...I'll be a hero. watch your back!

Me toooooo! See? Like father, like son. :rolleyes:

Well, there is that - but I was talking about me in my personal expenditures :eek: My clothing allowance alone will be over $25,000 a month :laugh: and do not even get me started on Her Highness Chris - I have been shopping with her as an ordinary citizen and it was gloriously bad then :laugh:

this is why:

Are you 18 yet - if so, you need to be spanked. If not - never mind.

upstart :laugh:

go to your room!