which is the funniest name to call someone?
 

Because I'm a retard, thought I'd start a retarded thread! :lol:

gee i wonder what you think is the funniest thing to call someone...tard perhaps? ;) i dont know if this is funny or not...but i once blurted out "wench!" when this girl wanted to send an overseas fax ahead of me at a hotel...

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MAGNIFICENT! I hadn't even thought of those ones! Way to go skank! :lol:

lol christy...

scandelous! i responded to this thread prior to seeing the poll choices...gosh wench seems so tame huh

A CLASSIC! :lol:

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"Ya pussy!" :laugh:

I'm a total re! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN PUSSY????!!! :lol:

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strand asked that i submit "buttplug" well i mean like submit it for poll purposes..yeah polll purposes :wavey:

:lol: :lol: :lol: My choices are SO lame! I forgot about all these great ones!

I call my friend Pelt Pounder (he's straight) or Triangle Taster! :lol:

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I'm kind of fond of "twat" myself.

I just realized I truly am retarded, 'cause look at what I put for the retard poll choice?

retard (or two many parts "re" and "tard")

What? "two many parts"? How did the word "many" end up in there? DUHHHHH!

Toothy Tile is my particular favorite.

I prefer "skunch".

But, I've been watching a lot of That '70s Show Reruns, and find myself blurting out "DUMBASS!!!" at the most inappropriate times, so...

Oh, and skunch = skank + c*nt + bitch, so I chose the "skank" option.

HEY - there's a cool name for our Ledgie Band: Skank Option. Of course, that will be the all-star reconciliation (a la Velvet Revolver) after Big Drunk Girl on Dizzy Whip has their Drano-fueled meltdown (of course).

Do you have him chained up in the back yard? Why isn't he asking himself?

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u buttmunch...what about names like "bunny"..."poopsie"..."lovebug" :lol:

idk have you seen buttplug lately? just being a wiseass... where is strand??? :shrug:

People still use douche bag?

Last night my ten year old daughter asked me what a "carpet muncher" was :shocked: and get this, she heard it on a cable cartoon channel (after 10:00 p.m. mind you), but still. I'm not sure what the cartoon is called, but it's the one with the guy that has just a head on a cart or something and another guy in a wheel chair and some big macho flaming gay guy. Has anyone seen it? :confused:

Oh. :laugh:

I thought you were being serious - like he was PMing you things to add to the thread. And I've never known him to be exactly shy...

i was hoping my post would roust him out of bed or whatever... :wavey:

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You just described EVERY show on Cartoon Network after 10:00 pm. :nod: :laugh:

Maybe Family Guy?

Well, I've heard the only reason he was able to hit the high notes in "Landslide" on the Vegas video was because he was *wearing* a buttplug...

(There, let's see if that catches his attention. ;) )

Douchebag is in my daily repertoire. At work, we started calling each other that, like a year ago, and it's still in fashion. :lol: I'm having a hard time quitting douchebagging. ;)

I think he's cruising around on a boat this week.

Although "dick lick" definitely has a nice ring to it...the rhyming and such,but I've got to say I'm a big fan of "ass-face". That'll get the point across! :laugh:

Crap! I know the cartoon you're talking about but I can't think of the name. I've only flipped past it. It looks totally stupid to me.

I don't think people use "douche bag" anymore. But I've started calling people "douche" lately and I kinda like it!

Did I ever tell you the story about my friend Leanne and I in art school. Some douche bag put a poster on my locker that said "Electric" ... something or other. And somebody crossed out the something or other part and wrote "Ass Face". So, we were calling each other Electric Ass Face for quite a while. I still giggle when I think about it. Ahhh, artschool. Those were the days. You with your gothic hair and wardrobe and me with my David Spade hair! Sigh...

You're getting warm.

I like "Son of a motherless" quite a bit!

I love the c-word. I dunno why. I use it more than I should.

Also, I looooove the term "dicksmack." So funny. And then there's "you pussy." I like 'em all.

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No. There's just a head, no body, yapping away, rolling around on some sort of cart. It's so bizarre.

You with your gothic hair and wardrobe and me with my David Spade hair! Sigh...[/QUOTE]

Ahhh, don't forget your Judith Light glasses!
Why is this the first I'm hearing of Electric Ass-Face? That's GOLD!

[/QUOTE]Ahhh, don't forget your Judith Light glasses!
Why is this the first I'm hearing of Electric Ass-Face? That's GOLD![/QUOTE]

****! How could I forget my Judith Light glasses! Stupid Judith Light. Tony Danza was TOTALLY the boss! Who's she kidding. Oh, wait, he's just as lame as she is! Mona was the boss. Clearly.

Yup. Feel free to use Electric Ass-Face whenevahhh you want. Pretty, pretty, pretty funny, eh?!

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Bwahahahaha! :lol:


Daniel... Judith Light glasses and David Spade hair?! I bet you looked FAB!! :thumbsup:

Those were dark days, Ken. Dark days! :lol: To top it off, I wore a lot of band shirts! The Cure and The Smiths shirts to be specific. Imagine, a Cure shirt, David Spade hair and big Judith Light glasses. I got a TON of action in those day! :laugh:

Oh you have noooooooo idea how hot he was in first year college. Forgive me Danny, but I'm gonna out you on the socks and Birkenstocks as well.
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To put it on a level playing field, I wore tuxedo pants. :distress:

And yes, c*nt is a magnificent word although a lot of people would disagree.

Look, FLAT ASS, I am so kicking your ass the next time i see you! :lol: