Funniest Thing Overheard At A Show This Year
 

I thought this might be a fun topic. What is the funniest thing you overheard someone say/scream at one of the shows this year? For me it was the drunk dude next to me at Pittsburgh who slurred to his wife "Honey, if we go home and make our fourth baby tonight we will name her Stevie!! And if it is a boy, we'll name him Don!" :rolleyes:

LMAO! :lol: :lol:

Thats pretty funny.. :eek: the couple in front of me..were big Henley fans and the woman was up dancing all night..He boyfriend/husband was sitting and he said he had a sore shoulder so couldn;t clap ,so that is why the whole night he was smacking her ass..his way of clapping i guess :shrug:

After the first Vegas show we were all hanging in the casino,discussing the show and setlist.
Jan Casserly says
"When she did How Still My Love,I-I-I just wanted to have sex!"
It really isn't that funny,unless you were there.
Laughed for days.

I said something like that to the girl next to me after Sorcerer on Wed in Vegas. I told her to spray me with a fire hose. She said, "me too." :lol:

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When I was leaving the Wed. Vegas show I overheard someone say, "damn she must be getting banged hard." :eek: :o

And of course:

Ooooo, I touched a leg warmer! Classic.

I overheard a guy telling his wife or gf, or whoever she was...."Stevie is still just SO CUTE! She just doesn't age!"

And not this year, but last year at either the Madison or Champaign show, some dude yelled out, "You guys don't suck!" I think it was in the middle of NGBA, but it's on the boot!

When my sister and I went to the first Stevie & Don show in Philly, there was this woman in back of us who WOULD NOT SHUT UP! She had the most horrifying voice I ever heard.... It was like a cross between Fran Dresser (The Nanny) and a munchkin from The Wizard of Oz.... terribly nasal & sqweaky :eek: Every single friggin time Don began a song, she screamed bloody murder, "Oh My God! I Love This Song! Oh My God! Oh My God!" I nearly spit out my drink when she screeched out of nowhere, "Oh My God, Dirty Laundry!!!" I wanted to biff her so hard! Then there was this other guy who was next to us with his wife-buddy, or whoever she was, that kept trying to predict all of Stevie's songs :rolleyes: (they were more for Don) One of her songs started, I forget which, and this guy says, "Its gotta be Bella Donna, nope maybe not.... well then its gotta be Silver Springs.... nope I guess not..." I guess to me its just common knowledge to know the difference between BD & SS :laugh:

~Carei

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Stevie Nicks Enchanted Columbus Ohio

GOD LORD SHE'S LIKE SEX ON A STICK AINT SHE!!!! WHAT WOULD I DO TO YOU HONEY!!!! pointing at her like she would answer...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think we all said that after the Vegas show :o

Paula's quote IS priceless :laugh:

Stevie's mind definately seemed to be on on having her laces undone at that Wednesday Vegas show. We all needed to be sprayed with a fire hose after Sorcerer, Stevie most especially. Hawt...hawt...hawt. I blush everytime I remember her slowly stroking her ribbons and caressing her upper thighs. RAWR!

Well, I was reluctant to post these two little things because they seemed a bit off color, but after some of the posts I saw, I guess I am safe with these two entries........after an Atlantic City show, I was talking with a fellow that was clearly there to keep a girlfriend company. He expressed a relative so-so attitude about Stevie's music, but he did admit that some of her notes did make his testicles vibrate. He did at least apreciate that.


On a similarly blue-ish note, I explained so someone before the show that I planned to hand off a box of materials to Stevie during OE17. She did take it and shook my hand and met eyes with me and seemed to recognize me from previous shows with a wide-eyed "thank you again". I met the same person after the show and she asked me, "did she grab your package?". I said, "Naw, she just took the box and shook my hand, oh well".

As you guys know, there's always tons of people screaming "I LOVE YOU STEVIE!" Well, after a few of these people made themselves heard in Vegas, a guy shouted "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME!!"

show quotes
 

I can tell you the grossest. Friday in AC. This goofy drunk guy and his equally inebriated skank chick were yelling stuff all night like Stevie, look on the speaker (they placed a card there earlier) and Stevie, you look so beautiful. But the best was when we were waiting for her to come back for the encore he says, "I'd like to lick her sweat off the stage." And everybody who heard it turned around and went, "ewwww." Even his woman said, "I can't believe you said that." LOL.

OMG, it could have been me with the "bang" comment too! :o No kidding - I say "bang" all the time. And of course I'm thrilled that you're all still getting so much entertainment from the legwarmer squeal. :o

I've got 2: Wed in Vegas, a man from the center section screamed "I love you, you sexy woman you!" Paused, then "I wanna bite your ass!" :eek: I haven't been able to catch it on the boots, but I haven't listened very carefully either. :shrug:

Pittburgh, drunk lady slurring "it's mah burfdaaaaayyyy" to me & Brian. Then after she leaves, the guy behind us says something like "I hope they don't let that crazy bitch back up here." I haven't gotten the boot yet, but I hear it's all there. :nod:

The first time she did that thigh rub, holding her dress, the video guy cut to Waddy! :]

When she did it again with just her hands, she also went around the back door for a few strokes. :laugh:
Then she quickly put her hands out to her sides. That's when I heard the old couple beside me let out an exasperated sigh. :eek:
I noticed they both left during the bongo intro to Stand Back. :nod:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:thumbsup:

Gotta love pissing off the boney old blue hairs.

No doubt to feed the slots.

Wow, this is the first I am hearing about Stevie being so overtly sensual during
Sorcerer. It does all make sense now though because I saw a picture of the thigh rub and it looked like she was in a football huddle or something. Didn't know it was much more than that :) :lol:

It is supposed to be really hot on Sunday in the DC area, so Stevie's gonna turn up the heat even more. :cool:

I just got the Pittburgh boot (thanks, Brian!) and I'm dying over here!

During Dreams Intro:
Drunk Lady: "You 2 look like you're havin' fun!"
Me: "Thanks, we are"
DL: "I juss wanna say today's mah birfday."
Me: "Oh, hey, happy birthday."
Brian: "Let's rock a little!"
DL: "HEH?"
Bri: "LET'S. ROCK. A. LITTLE."
DL: "oh, let's rock a ****ing lot!"

She then proceeds to hoot & holler & sing along to every songreally badly. Like, REALLY badly. Finally she gets booted before Enchanted:

DL: "I've got to get my other beer."
Guy behind us: "that woman is crazy, don't let her back up here!"
Me: "I thought she was with you."
Guy: "She scared the **** out of me!"

Good times. :nod: