I want to join the Scientologists ...
 

I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

Don't get sick.

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

Hmmm...
 

Why not become a Hollywood kabbalist as well? You can have Roseanne & Madonna & Brittney as your spiritual gurus. And wear a pricey yarn bracelet. :angel:

- Jake

Get near a "church" of Scientology, wait for it to engulf you, which it will. That's it!

I hope you're rich. I don't think they accept poor people.

Move to Clearwater, FL. Trust me, THEY will find YOU. Beware the clipboard people.....

Thanks :D
It demonstrates the power of Xenu. :nod:

I like the power of XENA better. YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI....... :nod:

or two - so they can put them on your eyelids :eek:

Stock up on your quarters. :laugh:

Did you know Xenu backwards is Unex? Makes you think...... :nod:

close yer eyes, click yer heels together 3 times and say "there's no place like... WAIT...I mean, "there's no God like Xenu, there's no God like Xenu...."

Besides....Death is only the beginning....We will be waiting......

These idiots are a self-parody. :distress:

http://img173.echo.cx/img173/5914/xe...thetans8rq.jpg
Oh the weird things I find when I do a Google image search :shrug:

Me too!

Win the lottery, so you can pay your way a $100,000 at a time through the levels! When you levatate, give us a call. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol: You can't be serious.

Just buy (or better yet, have somebody GIVE you) L. Ron Hubbard's book Dianetics, read it, then listen to 1,000 hrs of Chick Corea & Stanley Clarke albums. Watch John Travolta & Tom Cruise movies exclusively.

Frequent this place: Orange County Scientology Center

Then give me a call so I can talk you down. :]

Unless you find some Katie Holmes lookalike...then you're on your own. :lol:

Don't forget your credit cards. :)

Romy

Take lots of vitamins. :wavey:

Watch the overnight replay of Anderson Cooper 360 from this evening. For some strange coincidental reason, nearly the whole hour was focused on $cientology, Tom Cruise's impending mental breakdown, and a debate on whether psychiatry is an actual science and if drugs prescribed for mental health are safe.

What a freaky-fukkin day!

I Did! That's why I had to find another movie quote. (Mummy returns). :nod:

I thought you were a Moonie? :shrug:

Hope you're dumb, too. Don't think they accept educated people.

Those of us that like Stevie, Are we Stevieologists? :shrug:

I just checked out the site. I read the main blurb, which stated that the cause of all of man's grief is his 'reactive mind'. The next thing I see is a quote from the founder saying: "The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do nothing."
At this rate, Christian theology has less flaws!

Wasn't it fun watching AC hammer the Scientology guy? He had no direct answer to Anderson's questions about talk therapy. He just kept repeating the same line over and over about psychiatry being science.
Did you see the one where he had the mayor of Philidelphia, Alabama on in the Mississippi Burning case? The guy who said the Klan was a charitable organization? That was some good television. :laugh:
He was wearing pinstripes again last night. Swoon. :)