The Ledge Dating Service...
 

since Miss Vicky requested it, Now y'all can get busy with it :lol:

Take my word for it... SOOOOO not a good idea. :wavey:

Yeah, I know...
 

but I'm married, so I have no worry about a bad idea :lol: :]

Are you saying you don't want to go out with me then, Hayley?
Because look, I'm the spitting image of Lindsey!

Oh, I'll totally go out with YOU, Sharon.

I was sooooo holding out for that!

It will be a threesome of you, me and Will Ferrell dressed as Neil Diamond.
Hope you're okay with that. I know I am.

I could not be MORE okay with that. Do you think he'll sing "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" to get us begging for it?

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Sharon, where did that video in your sig come from? :lol: I'm in hysterics here watching it. :nod: :laugh:

He better sing it, slow and seductively. And he better be wearing a sequined shirt, just unbuttoned enough so we can see his manly hairy chest.

Great pic, btw!

I don't know, it was just sent to me by a pal. Whoever made it is a genius though :nod:
I'm lovin' the Cruise meltdown.

Ha, a dating service. Since when do I need a dating service? :rolleyes:

So who's interested? :p :laugh:

I think Ryan and Ken should hook up - as soon as Ryan is legal of course and that assumes he penchant for guys extends past B. Flowers :cool:

Oooh, and we'll be on a bearskin rug... and he'll let us both keep his sweaty towels as keepsakes, so we can always remember the greatest night of our lives.

*fans self*

Eh, I'm over Brandon. He still has a great voice though, and he is still hot, but I'm not in love anymore.

Oh fickle youth :laugh: So who is your next Mr. or Mrs. Brightside?

Are you still rockin' the John Cusack-tie-around-the-head look?

Yes!!! I am writing Will a letter now to see if he can make this fantasy come true.
He wouldn't let us down now, would he?

Um...no..........................yes. :laugh:

I just might make that pic my signature. :lol:

You should. It's seriously cute.

I hope you have the tie around your head now, or I won't talk to you no more!

Never.

Although he will love us and leave us. It's a trait of the solitary man. It's okay, I accept it. One night will be enough for me, if it's all I can have.

Well I wouldn't want to deny any other woman the pleasure, you know. That's a whole lotta man to keep to yourself.

"You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune... play me"

{insert pukey emoticon here}

OY!!!! Will Farrell and Neil Diamond both have horrible chest hair....

You're just jealous of their manly hair.

I think you need to go and listen to Cracklin' Rosie right now to be forgiven.

Ewwwww....... not to mention Will's spare tire and his delicious abdomen scar.

YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!!

I just checked my compatibility with Will at celebmatch.com. They say I'm 54%. With Neil, I'm 68%. Why on earth don't they have a "Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond" category??

In other (and better) news, I'm 98% compatible with Hugh Laurie. Oh, yes. He will be mine. Provided that I'm not ruined for all other men after our menage a trois, Sharon.

Cracklin' Rosie. Heeeeeee.

No 'Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond' category!!! That, my friend, is craziness. Craziness I tell ya.

Hmm, I wonder what my compatibility is with them both. *Goes and checks*

I'm 73% with Will and 56% with Neil. Combined for the 'Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond' rating, that's 129%. Good enough for me.

Omigod, I just scored 96% with Neil. What does that mean? I"m scared!!! :shocked:

It means Amber you and Neil Diamond are meant to be together.
You are one lucky girl, I tell ya.

Doesn't it more likely mean you and Haley should be dating me? :confused:
Not that I want to. Just carying the whole disturbing scenario to it's logical conclusion.
Carry on.

Oh boy, Ryan's pic is back in his sig! :blob1: :blob2: I also love that video, oh man! :lol:

Toss me in the mix. Maybe a third will be more appealing to him. Unless, of course, you don't want to share.

As I said before Suze, that's too much man for one woman to keep to herself!
The more the merrier, just don't get jealous now!

No, cos we want the Ferrell as the Diamond man.

Neil Diamond is Amber's new boyfriend!

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As much as I love my tie picture, the duck one is just so much more sig worthy. :nod: ;)

:lol: And the "I Am Manly" shirt just ties the whole image together!

I am disturbed by the implied relationship with the duck.

Oooohhh, Sharon. MMMMMMMMM. Yes.oh.yes.i'll.have.some.of.that.yum.don't.try.and.stop.me.

Look at those bedroom eyes!

That thing must be your wallpaper, or something, cause I notice you always have it VERY handy and ready. Yep, pretty quick on the ol' draw with the Neil pic..... :laugh: