Inappropriate (Stevie) Pick Up Lines
 

Hey I can take you higher
Whatever you desire

(from:Bombay Sapphires)

any more out there?

Well, I think you will like Sister Honey
Don't let that golden hair get in your way, baby


and


Ooh...come around tonight indecent

Meet Me Down By The Railway Station....

[does that do it for anyone?? :) ]

Can I interest you in a bootie bump?

After making that comment I will be entering the Ledgie protection program.http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/666.gif

"You wanna come back to my place so I can play with your Silver Spring?"

:eek: :eek:

Alas, I am the highwayman, the one that comes and goes.

Take me -- if you need me, but never hold me down

"Up against the wall..."

Picture it:

Stevie walks into a bar.

Sits down at the counter.

Orders a drink.

Sees a handsome man.

He winks.

She winks.

He walks over.

and then she says....

"Has anyone ever written anything for you?"

Total buzzkill. :cool:

"You. Me. Tallgrass."

"every boy must learn to be a man, well i can help you yes i can"

Chris

this was great!!!~ love the smiley!!!~

"Oh, for one night
Well, just for one night
You know that...well that...
Disasterous sound"

"Can I ride high atop your pony"

"I can't wait...I can't wait
Am I wasting my time while you make up your mind"

Ever had your walls flamin'? :shocked:

Sister Honey has.

:nod:

That's just such a sexual line. Or, I'm a pervert. Or, both. :shrug:

"I'll take off my cape for you -- I'll take down my panties for you."

"Can I come where you shine?"

Some of these not lyrics related. Just picturing stupid jacka*s things a guy might say.

Holy sh*t! Stevie f*ckin Nicks! Can I buy you a drink?

You know, love's just a state of mind, baby ;)

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I'm a big fan of yours! I just love that song White Rabbit! :thumbsup:

Can I take you to the floor..that you love?

Oh man, cool! Do you think you can get Buckingham to sign my guitar?

I love your cover of that Dixie Chicks' tune.. :eek:

So.. You're a witch?

I need a little sympathy..

Give to me your lace. Take from me my Hanes.

:distress:

"I can turn all your music on, I can make you feel alive..."

"Undo my laces and we'll go 'drowndin' in a sea of love."

Come over, let me put you on ice. Then I'll set your room on fire.

"Sunflowers and your face fascinate me" to which the guy runs screaming from the room.