Now that Jake's back...
 

...I would like to propose that he change his sig to something more current. ;)

I would also like to point out that since he first responded to a thread I created, I essentially lured him back to The Ledge with my irresistable womanly charms.

You're all welcome. :cool:

It could be that or it could be your thong. :woohoo:

Maybe it's the idea of joining her all smeared in ketchup! :lol:

Maybe it's the fact that it's summer, and since he teaches school, he is off.

Ahem - that was Curtis smeared with ketchup and she was pelting him with salt. Now as for what happens after that episode, I cannot comment :cool:

I thought Jason posted this & coughed hard when I read the "womanly charms" line. :shocked:

How are those charms, these days? Still flying with Rhiannon's birds?

And is Joe around? He's the one who did the bouncing Stevie photo for me. I'm not seeing it.

- Jake

It's an item that multi-tasks. :cool:

- Jake

I'm lost, or have you confused condoments with condoms? :confused:

- Jake

Not quite off yet - but no kids. Hallelujah. Really.

- Jake

I guess I took it a little further in my imagination! :lol:

:laugh: Sorry, all the glad handing and self praise was making me sick.... :laugh:

Underwear, sling shots, dental floss. Yup, most definitely.

Sure it could be that. Or not. I think not. Snarker

I'm in the antisnark league, but sometimes people really test my limits. And who's to say who the snarker is. Projection? :cool: :laugh:

Well Mick says Paula you know Amber's just one more snarker in the chain. And I say, I say, I have to believe him.

Self praise(whether it's warranted or not) is not snarking.

Putting down the self praiser, however, is. :cool:

I didn't put anyone down. But I can see we're in a mood today, so rock on! :wavey: :cool: A self praising mood, that is.

ROCK ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:

I had blocked it out of my memory until now, but this morning on VH1 Classic I accidentally saw the video for "Rock On" by Michael Damian from the soundtrack for Dream a Little Dream. Oh, the horror! :shocked:

Geezus.

Everyone is one everyone's nerves.


Pour the mud, cuz I'm ready for a girl fight! :thumbsup:

No, no mud. :sorry: I don't know what it is, it's like Jake is making us all snarky! I gotta go, I'll be back later.

Rock on? Blue.Jean.Baby.Queen.Prettiest.Girl.etc???
I love that song!
Guess I'll add that to the "only one who loves" list.

In your case, bleach holder. :lol:

- Jake

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN

You're a twisted bastard. I love it. Pass the Clorox and some Q-tips so I can get to work.

Q-tips? I bet you use a toilet brush. :shocked: :laugh:

- Jake

Are you guys talking about a bleaching procedure done back there? I saw this on TV, some porn star had it done. :shocked: Very strange.

Wait, the Michael Damien version?!!? :laugh::laugh: Good luck with aaaaaaall that :laugh:.

Nah, a mop usually does the trick.

:eek: :laugh:

Well, well, look who woke up on the 'tude side of the bed! :laugh:

What does that mean? I thought someone called...something Essex did it. Is the Michael Damian version different? And what do you mean by aaaaaalllll that?

He can't help it. Lara Flynn Boyle turned down his advances because she was still "sensitive" from her bleaching.

well?.......

Stop it or else you'll start to sound like Stevie Nicks a la 1986. :laugh:

"Well, you can, well, baby, talk to me, well well, you can set your, well, secrets freeeeeee, baby."

She might fall off the stage and hurt herself.


Betty Ford, meet Amber
Amber, Betty Ford.

Ah, if only I had the funds to develop a serious drug habit... :distress: :laugh:

are you all going to start menstuating together now - cuz ya sure being bitchy :laugh: :p ;)

:eek: I am still waiting for the Turkey Baster comments. :nod:

No, Amber gets hers a few days later than me. Suze is on my cycle, though :p .

And Jim - I don't know what you're implying about the turkey baster. Not sure if I want to know. :confused:

At work we had an all female crew on the craps table. I walked up and they were talking about using a turkey baster to get inceminated by sperm. (I have no idea how they got there, I didn't want to know, but they looked at me like it was a normal girl conversation.) Something about getting pregnant, and how far they would go if they had to..... :shocked: I just kinda drifted away. thinking..... "Turkey baster?" must be a girl thing. I thought is was just sick. :eek: I hoping it was one of those "had to be there" kinda things and not normal girl conversation. It appears it was. All I could think of was *sarcasticly* "How romantic, to concieve with Mr. Butterball." Okay I will shut now and go to bed. I won't ask if you don't. :nod:

erm, to be fair, I don't think I have ever had a turkey baster convo, except for jokingly. I feel kinda bad for you. Although, to be fair, it does happen. Though, I, myself, try to avoid pregnancy. :laugh:
I can see it's seared into your mind, though. You might want to consider Klonopin. :laugh: