Bush is an idiot.
 

So shrub was in Rochester today to talk about Social Security...

Pretty standard crap speech - but one moment had me ROLLING!!!!!

Here it is...

On the panel of people talking about social security there was a 70 year old woman who receives benefits.

Well she said she's planning on getting her check for years to come and shrub says,

"That's good - you need to....80 is just around the corner....but you look great, you look about a hundred to me" She looked quite confused - and I'm pretty sure he meant that she looks good and will MAKE to 100 -but that's not what he said :laugh: I laughed for a good 15 minutes...."you look about a hundre to me" :laugh: Gee - thanks a lot :rolleyes: idiot.

and this is the leader of free world :laugh:

"Free" world? ....hmmmm

I just got some serious deja vu reading this...did he say something like this in the past to someone else? He says so many stupid things, it's hard to differentiate! :laugh:

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Check his pockets for a credit card, a rolled twenty, and some mysterious white substance.

Rotflmao!!
 

"Is our children learning?"

"I denoun- yes, I denounced bigotry. And I denounced interracial marriage."

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Yeah - our talk show host came into master control and was like, "Look at him and tell me he's not on the sauce - or on the blow"

I died....

I know, I saw the thread title and thought, "Tell me something I DON'T know!" :laugh:

He's such an inspiration. I want to grow up and be just like him.

Holy sh*t, I would have peed myself! I got into an argument with my roommate while we were out on Saturday. She's no right winger but she is a Bush supporter. :confused: But she's not very articulate so she gets confused and makes emotional comments like "Don't you like living here?" when I criticize the government. :rolleyes:

"You look about 100 to me." CLASSIC!!!

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." :eek:

Here's a relatively new one "But Iraq has — have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

From this site http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Deanna, your subject line alone cracked me up, thanks for the levity. :lol:

I thought Paul Martin was the leader of the free world. http://emoticons4u.informationalot.c...try/Canada.gif

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :laugh:

I don't think most of them are, it's just the extremists that love him. Moderate republicans also seem dissatisfied, hence Bushie's 49% and dropping approval rating.

Fech, his job approval numbers were lower than that when he "won" the election in November. :laugh:

I don't know that many Republicans :laugh: But one guy is a talk-show host here - and he was a speech writer for the senior Bush - he's now an author among many other things..

Anyway - he HATES HATES HATES Bush...HATES the Extreme right - and hates what the neocons are doing to the government :p

Well, though clearly not a liberal, at least Bush I was milder than the idiot we have now. Again, he is so irrelevant to these creeps that they did not even BOTHER to call him when they essentially evacuated DC a few weeks ago - it would have interrupted his bicyclying trip in the middle of a work day :rolleyes:

My two favorite, Bushisms are :

(1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

I'm from TN, and I don't know what the hell he is talking about here. I know the old saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. :rolleyes:

(2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

God, isn't that the truth! :laugh:



Also, I love David Letterman's "George W. Bush's Joke That Isn't a Joke." He has a whole segment along those lines almost every night. They are hilarious! :lol:

:lol: Yeah, that "shame" one is the funniest. What a genius. I didn't realize Dave was doing this cuz I don't typically stay up that late but I love Dave so I'll try to catch it!

Yeah - we were all hoping around here that him telling the lady she looks like she's about 100- would make it onto Letterman :laugh:

Man...
 

Shrub really is a mental-midget...

What gets me is how he acts like he's a native Texan. Folks, he was born in Conneticut and was a Yale frat boy. Hardly a Texan roughneck.

I love that one! I have a clip of it on my computer...always good for a quick laugh :)

And diss, this banner was especially made for you ;)

Bush just looks confused. Thank God, he married a woman who is a little smarter than he is. Sadly, I married a man who actually voted for Bozo Jr. :rolleyes: :shocked: :p I am sure he regrets it now :lol:

The Xanax queen? They deserve each other. :lol:

I have to say, depsite her marriage to an idiot, which is a hard hurdle to junp, I think Laura is okay and I even somewhat like her. I also think that she opposes her husband on many issues but chooses not to say so publicly, as most spouses do :shrug: Note - my liking her does not in any way validate W or his insane policies :cool:

While I'm not complaining because I adore Moulin Rouge with every fiber of my being, it would be even more kicking if you had included the goddess that is Kidman in it. ;)

Pickles? No thanks. She always looks like she just swallowed a laxative and is trying to prolong its effects. She dresses worse than Bea Arthur gone blind and every time she opens her mouth, something Stepford-ish and inane comes out. I truly wonder if she has an opinion on anything other than her husband being "attacked" by the media.

Hella funny
 

Stephanie Miller was talking about this article this morning that outlines how chimps are smarter than republicans. :lol:

http://stephaniemillershow.blogspot.com/



Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Darwin Was Wrong
Chimpanzees do not select the least intelligent and most hapless of the group to be their leader. They do not passively tolerate his ruining their standard of living and their environment. They do not mindlessly follow him off on a bloody crusade just because he spins fanciful yarns about bananas of mass destruction. Chimps are too smart to fall for such transparent nonsense.

When a gorilla goes around ignorantly grabbing the breasts of the lady gorillas, he does not subsequently win a special election to become Top Regional Ape, especially when none of the rest can understand what the hell he is trying to say. A gorilla who treats females with contempt incurs the wrath of the community and gets bitten and hit prior to being launched headfirst into a pile of hippo poop, which is exactly as it should be.

And the article continues at http://www.makethemaccountable.com/p...inWasWrong.htm

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My new wallpaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Don't you just effing LOVE it! Thank god for these crazies who write these things/talk about them/and make such "art" otherwise I would lose my mind! :lol:

LOL she's there...under the umbrella? :p

:laugh: :laugh: I love it. Dissention - you're the cynic in my heart, never change...and don't you ever stop

damn, i'm a freak.

Well, I have heard her pretty much directly contradict him in a very nice way. As for dressing bad, etc., that is a litle unfair and a somewhat childish reason to hate someone :shrug: But, I think that you, like many, could never like any part of her because to do so would be somehow validate W. I judge her on her own and think she is funny and clever even though she is married to a boob :nod:

Laura Bush is definately medicated. She has the affect of a 1960's suburban valium housewife.In her defense if I was married to the creature that is her husband I'd be tempted to ingest all the Klonopin taken by Ms. Nicks during her 8 year bender in one night.

Squeeeeee, I didn't see her. I remember when I saw it at the movies and my jaw just dropped when she came onscreen singing Sparkling Diamonds. She looked stunning and I never knew she could sing. That? Was an entrance. And there are no words in the venacular to describe how much joy I get out of the Spectacular Spectacular "emergency rehearsal." And Like A Virgin, when Jim Broadbent is being chased by the Duke. :laugh:

That warmed my cuckles. ;)

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

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