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01) My uncle once:
02) Never in my life: 03) When I was five: 04) High School was: 05) I will never forget: 06) I once met: 07) There's this girl I know who: 08) Once, at a bar: 09) By noon I usually: 10) Last night: 11) If I only had: 12) Next time I go to church: 13) Terry Schiavo: 14) I have a confession to make: 15) When I turn my head left, I see: 16) When I turn my head right, I see: 17) You know I'm lying when: 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: 20) By this time next year: 21) A better name for me would be: 22) I have a hard time understanding: 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: 24) You know I like you if: 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: 27) Take my advice, never: 28) My ideal breakfast is: 29) A song I love, but do not have is: 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: 31) Tulips: 32) Why won't anyone: 33) If you spend the night at my house: 34) I'd stop my wedding for: 35) The world could do without: 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: 37) My favorite blonde is: 38) Paper clips are more useful than: 39) If I do anything well, it's: 40) And by the way: 41) The last time I was drunk, I: |
01) My uncle once: hit on my sister
02) Never in my life: have I gone camping 03) When I was five: My two top teeth were knocked out by a baseball 04) High School was: a lot of fun 05) I will never forget: my first love 06) I once met: Mel Brooks 07) There's this girl I know who: took a crap in front of the federal building in Albuquerque, NM - that's right - just on the street 08) Once, at a bar: I played to a packed house 09) By noon I usually: have already written once newscast 10) Last night: I gave my dog a flea treatment 11) If I only had:better metabolism - or stronger will power 12) Next time I go to church: I will be in New Mexico!! 13) Terry Schiavo: may she rest in peace 14) I have a confession to make: I broke down and ate a Quarter Pounder with Cheese 15) When I turn my head left, I see: A filing cabinet 16) When I turn my head right, I see: my co-worker's desk 17) You know I'm lying when: um I don't know what I do when I'm lying 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: chocolate 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the chick who got to hook up with KEnneth Brannagh in Much Ado about Nothing 20) By this time next year: I will be living in a different apartment 21) A better name for me would be: Danny 22) I have a hard time understanding: Bigotry 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Get my master's degree 24) You know I like you if: I'm not completely mean to you 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My nephew 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are people I never think about 27) Take my advice, never: [B] 28) My ideal breakfast is: cereal 29) A song I love, but do not have is: River by Joni Mitchell 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: getting a Scoopy 31) Tulips: are growing in my front yard 32) Why won't anyone: watch my dog when I go on my vacation?? 33) If you spend the night at my house: beware of the dog 34) I'd stop my wedding for: death 35) The world could do without:President Bush 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Lick the belly of President Bush 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie Nicks 38) Paper clips are more useful than: glue sticks? 39) If I do anything well, it's: my job 40) And by the way: May the force be with you 41) The last time I was drunk, I:threw up in a friend's front yard |
01) My uncle once: met a woman on the internet from China, and moved to China--married her-got her pregnant in a month, the government came after them, forced her to have an abortion and pay a fine....and hes still there! some uncle huh lol
02) Never in my life: Have I been to another country. 03) When I was five: I started school... 04) High School was: great, loved it. 05) I will never forget: Stevie! 06) I once met: Senator Mary Landrieu, Senator Stabenow, Congresswoman Denise Majette, Georgia Sec. of State Cathy Cox (soon to be Governor hopefully), Lindsey Buckingham, 07) There's this girl I know who: is a slut. 08) Once, at a bar: I got in a drunken argument with a military guy who informed me that military people are the only ppl who are worthy, everyone else is lazy bastards 09) By noon I usually: am at work or class. 10) Last night: I did absolutely nothing. 11) If I only had: a million dollars. 12) Next time I go to church: will be sometime from now. 13) Terry Schiavo: is dead. 14) I have a confession to make: no i dont. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: Stevie Say You Will pic 16) When I turn my head right, I see: Stevie RAL LP 17) You know I'm lying when: sorry no1 ever knows. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: Stevie 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: ehh 20) By this time next year: I will be at Cal State in San Bernardino, and working 21) A better name for me would be: Jake 22) I have a hard time understanding: College math 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: im in school 24) You know I like you if: i tell you. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My family 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: ehhh 27) Take my advice, never: do one of these again. 28) My ideal breakfast is: Grits, bacon, eggs, biscuits 29) A song I love, but do not have is: have all songs i love. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Wrapping yourself in a rebel flag. 31) Tulips: who cares>? 32) Why won't anyone: Lose their winning lottery ticket and let em find it. 33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice. 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Stevie 35) The world could do without: Bush 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a spider 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie, Debbi Harry, and Cameron Diaz 38) Paper clips are more useful than: Staples. 39) If I do anything well, it's: Love 40) And by the way: this was annoying sorta 41) The last time I was drunk, I: fell off a bar chair... |
01) My uncle once: put a golf ball thru the kitchen window.
02) Never in my life: will I eat sushi again. 03) When I was five: my cat died. :distress: 04) High School was: a waste of time. 05) I will never forget: my first Stevie concert. :woohoo: 06) I once met: a woman from Venus... 07) There's this girl I know who: can open a beer bottle with her... 08) Once, at a bar: I had sex in the bathroom. (But not really!) 09) By noon I usually: want to kill myself. (But not really!) 10) Last night: I was in bed before midnight for the first time in years! 11) If I only had: a million dollars. 12) Next time I go to church: I'll probably burst into flames upon entering. 13) Terry Schiavo: should have been unplugged years ago. :sorry: 14) I have a confession to make: I love threads like this! :p 15) When I turn my head left, I see: a cubicle wall. 16) When I turn my head right, I see: a cubicle wall. 17) You know I'm lying when: my lips are moving. (But not really.) 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: eating. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Queen Titania :D 20) By this time next year: I could be dead. 21) A better name for me would be: Becky. 22) I have a hard time understanding: why I'm still working here. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: probably never leave again. 24) You know I like you if: I buy you a drink. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: suck. 27) Take my advice, never: make a dwarf angry. 28) My ideal breakfast is: blueberry pancakes. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: Dancing Queen. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: turning around. 31) Tulips: stink. 32) Why won't anyone: find me a new job??? 33) If you spend the night at my house: sleep with one eye open! ;) 34) I'd stop my wedding for: a slice of pizza. Or cheesecake. 35) The world could do without: onions. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat sushi. 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie! 38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples. 39) If I do anything well, it's: by mistake. 40) And by the way: I'm starving! 41) The last time I was drunk, I: lost $60 in the parking lot. :( |
01) My uncle once: saw a ufo
02) Never in my life: have I fallen in love 03) When I was five: I could count my age on one hand 04) High School was: torture 05) I will never forget: umm... I don't know that there is anything that I hope I'll never forget... many things I hope I do forget though 06) I once met... nope don't know any celebs 07) There's this girl I know who: wants to be shot into space when she's really old so that aliens will find her 08) Once, at a bar: never been to a bar 09) By noon I usually: am sitting on my ass in front of the tv 10) Last night: I worked on my website, watched "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", and went to bed 11) If I only had:a job i gave a damn about 12) Next time I go to church: I'm agnostic 13) Terry Schiavo: was a vegetable, now she's not 14) I have a confession to make: I'm eating Easy cheese and Ritz crackers right now. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: my dvd collection 16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window 17) You know I'm lying when: I can't keep a straight face 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how much **** I have to do and how little time and energy I have to get it done 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Rosalind 20) By this time next year: probably nothing will have changed 21) A better name for me would be: anything that doesn't mean "victorious" 22) I have a hard time understanding: people with foreign accents 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: um, I am in school 24) You know I like you if: I call you bad names to your face 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: um, me? I won the damn award! No seriously... hell, I don't know 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Don't mean sh*t to me 27) Take my advice, never: call to report a lost credit card until you've checked the pockets of the pants you wore yesterday 28) My ideal breakfast is: banana cream pie. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Don't Drink the Water" by Dave Matthews and Alanis Morrissette, both of whom I despise, but wtf? 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you keep on going 31) Tulips: are flowers 32) Why won't anyone: write me a big fat check for no particular reason? 33) If you spend the night at my house: pray you're not allergic to cats or cigarette smoke and are not afraid of rats 34) I'd stop my wedding for: I don't plan on getting married. It makes the significant other too hard to get rid of. 35) The world could do without: George W. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: attend a Celine Dion concert 37) My favorite blonde is: I don't like blondes - though Jessica Simpson's kinda hot, until she speaks 38) Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bands 39) If I do anything well, it's: piss people off 40) And by the way: anybody know what kind of equipment I need in order to burn cds from vinyl? 41) The last time I was drunk, I:'ve never been drunk |
01) My uncle once: took me to the circus.
02) Never in my life: have I been to California 03) When I was five: I was in Kindergarten (1987) 04) High School was: horrible because I was fugly. Not anymore. 05) I will never forget: my Grandmother's eyes 06) I once met: Vanna White 07) There's this girl I know who: is completely annoying and even though I am gay, she STILL tries to get with me! 08) Once, at a bar: I got really drunk and started singing Kind Of Woman on Karaoke... 09) By noon I usually: Sit down and relax for a few minutes 10) Last night: I played Super Mario Kart through the internet with my best friend who lives 20 mins away..so cool! (LOL) 11) If I only had: a million dollars 12) Next time I go to church: Hell will have frozen over (LOL, I am just not a church person) 13) Terry Schiavo: Sorry that she is dead...but there was really no hope for her. 14) I have a confession to make: I am not perfect! 15) When I turn my head left, I see: My bedroom door 16) When I turn my head right, I see: My wall that has my RAL Concert Promo poster thing 17) You know I'm lying when: I smile while telling the lie to you. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: What happens when you die. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Romeo 20) By this time next year: I will be 24 and hopefully still in good health 21) A better name for me would be: I like Jeremy. 22) I have a hard time understanding: Why people have to be selfish and backstabbing and bitter, unable to move on with their lives...disgusts me. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Go to Full Sail and get my degree in Audio Engineering 24) You know I like you if: I keep talking to you. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My mother. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: What? 27) Take my advice, never: Take wooden nickles. 28) My ideal breakfast is: A Pepsi to wake me up. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have every song I love LOL 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Wear shorts and a tank top and sandals cause it is HUMID and HOT AS HE**! 31) Tulips: Daisies 32) Why won't anyone: Clean up after themselves. 33) If you spend the night at my house: Be prepared for The Golden Girls Season Two! 34) I'd stop my wedding for: nothing.?? 35) The world could do without: Terrorism (well, you really can't stop it) 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a pig 37) My favorite blonde is: Me! 38) Paper clips are more useful than: parsley 39) If I do anything well, it's: being my own person and having my own personality 40) And by the way: is this over yet? 41) The last time I was drunk, I: started talking about Stevie's shawls. |
01) My uncle once: married my aunt
02) Never in my life: have I had a cavity or broken bone 03) When I was five: I went to half-day kindergarten 04) High School was: a living nightmare 05) I will never forget: going to London my senior year of college 06) I once met: Alan Rickman 07) There's this girl I know who: eloped 08) Once, at a bar: I got kicked out. 09) By noon I usually: wake up 10) Last night: I watched Breakfast at Tiffany's 11) If I only had: more money 12) Next time I go to church: will be the first time since Christmas 13) Terry Schiavo: is at peace, I hope. 14) I have a confession to make: 15) When I turn my head left, I see: the wall 16) When I turn my head right, I see: the TV 17) You know I'm lying when: 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Beatrice 20) By this time next year: it'll be 2006 21) A better name for me would be: Christine 22) I have a hard time understanding: statistics 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be working on my PhD 24) You know I like you if: I open up. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: 27) Take my advice, never: chew with your mouth open 28) My ideal breakfast is: pancakes and bacon 29) A song I love, but do not have is: 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: blinking to miss it 31) Tulips: are okay 32) Why won't anyone: do what I want 33) If you spend the night at my house: hope you like movies, popcorn, and drinks 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Vince Vaughn 35) The world could do without: W 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: 37) My favorite blonde is: Marilyn Monroe, Stevie, Debbie Harry 38) Paper clips are more useful than: no paper clips 39) If I do anything well, it's: listening 40) And by the way: 41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in Vegas |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 01) My uncle once caught the garder belt at my sister's wedding 02) Never in my life have I been able to jump rope. 03) When I was five I kissed a boy under the table. 04) High School was interesting and annoying all at the same time. 05) I will never forget my first boyfriend. 06) I once met the lead singer from Everclear 07) There's this girl I know who went home with a guy she doesnt know and slept with him. 08) Once, at a bar I tried to take off my pants. 09) By noon I usually have consumed around 600-800 calories 10) Last night was busy. 11) If I only had more money I could help out my parents. 12) Next time I go to church will be soon with my mother. 13) Terry Schiavo should have been able to stay alive. 14) I have a confession to make, I hate cellulite. 15) When I turn my head left, I see my coworker. 16) When I turn my head right, I see the wall. 17) You know I'm lying when I am able to look you straight in the eye and tell you a story without blinking. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about my thighs and weight. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Juliet. She was beautiful and tragic all at the same time. 20) By this time next year smaller and have longer hair along with being 28. 21) A better name for me would be Tracy. 22) I have a hard time understanding why people are racist and dont like Howard Stern. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll become a dietician or personal trainer. 24) You know I like you if I buy you things. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my husband. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: who? 27) Take my advice, never take advice from somebody that is younger than you. HA HA 28) My ideal breakfast is smores pop tarts or french toast with powered sugar, YUMMY!! 29) A song I love, but do not have is We Belong Together by Mariah Carey 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest eating at Fat Heads in the Southside. 31) Tulips are pretty 32) Why won't anyone pay for me to get lipo. 33) If you spend the night at my house I will make you breakfast 34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham. 35) The world could do without any type of bugs or bees. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than go to a funeral. 37) My favorite blonde is Stevie Nicks with Gwen Stefani close behind. 38) Paper clips are more useful than 39) If I do anything well, it's make jokes and bake cookies or cakes. 40) And by the way I like to drink lots of beer 41) The last time I was drunk was saturday night and I ate a huge plate of food and then washed it down with 5-6 miller lites. Good stuff! __________________ |
01) My uncle once: gave me a crappy job
02) Never in my life: will I decide what to do with it 03) When I was five: I had more girlfriends than I do now 04) High School was: rubbish 05) I will never forget: sorry... forgotten 06) I once met: Kate Winslet 07) There's this girl I know who: made my life a damn misery :distress: 08) Once, at a bar: I got hit on by a man :shocked: 09) By noon I usually: lose the will to live 10) Last night: I slept very well, thanks 11) If I only had: a time machine 12) Next time I go to church: will be in a pine box 13) Terry Schiavo: is better off 14) I have a confession to make: I'm innocent 15) When I turn my head left, I see: the stairs 16) When I turn my head right, I see: my van in the street 17) You know I'm lying when: you think I'm telling the truth 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: doing something else, anything 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: fictional 20) By this time next year: I'll be a year older 21) A better name for me would be: I like my name 22) I have a hard time understanding: women 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: burn it down 24) You know I like you if: jeez, you'll never know 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever gave it to me 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are the same person 27) Take my advice, never: read this rubbish 28) My ideal breakfast is: in bed 29) A song I love, but do not have is: can't think of one 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bringing something to do 31) Tulips: from Amsterdam 32) Why won't anyone: give me all their money? 33) If you spend the night at my house: you get the couch 34) I'd stop my wedding for: counselling 35) The world could do without: most of the people in it 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it 37) My favorite blonde is: me :nod: 38) Paper clips are more useful than: Bryan Adams 39) If I do anything well, it's: drive 40) And by the way: monkeys are dangerous 41) The last time I was drunk, I: swore I'd never drink again :rolleyes: |
1) My unlce once: went to prison for money laundering
2) Never in my life: have I voted 3) When I was five: my paternal Grandmother died 4) High School was: a cocain- induced stupor :woohoo: 5) I will never forget: having my picture taken with La Nicks 6) I once met: Keith Urban 7) There's this girl I know who: has her pic in a stipper ad in Vegas 8) Once, at a bar: I saw my 8th grade algebra teacher drunk off her ass 9) By noon I usually: haven't eaten 10) Last night: I watched the season finale of 24 11) If only I had: Bill Gates bank account 12) Next time I go to church: will be the first time since Christmas 13) Terri Schiavo: is hopefully at peace 14) I have a confession to make: I like Street Angel 15) When I turn my head left, I see: a wall 16) When I turn my head right, I see: a wall 17) You know I'm lying when: 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: getting out of college 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: Juliet :rolleyes: 20) By this time next year: we still won't have a new Lindsey solo album 21) A better name for me would be: Master 22) I have a hard time understanding: politicians 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: I'm already there (I know that's not a sentence) 24) You know I like you if: I kick you then run away 25) If I won an award the first person I'd thank would be: my Mother 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: cocain's a hellava drug 27) Take my advice, never: question my authority 28) My ideal breakfast is: Blegium waffles 29) A song I love but do not have is: Julia- damn computer crashing anyway 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: seeing a show from Cirque du Soleil 31) Tulips are: garbage flowers 32) Why won't anyone: buy me a Porsche :shrug: 33) If you spend the night at my house: bring your own whip 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Jude Law 35) The world could do without: Toby Keith 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Toby Keith 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie Nicks 38) Paper clips are more useful than: Michael Jackson 39) If I do anything well, it's: killin' 40) And by the way: Colin Farrell sucks 41) The last time I was drunk, I: got into a fight with my BF |
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01) My uncle once: ate a cookie. Maybe more than once.
02) Never in my life: have I eaten a pickle, artichoke, lima bean, Llama meat sandwhich 03) When I was five: Stevie was 21. 04) High School was: after grade school. 05) I will never forget: something I can't remember. 06) I once met: a bunch of Ledgies in Las Vegas. 07) There's this girl I know who: has over 12,000 posts on the ledge. 08) Once, at a bar: I saw Mick and John Drunk. 09) By noon I usually: am awake, but not always. 10) Last night: I stayed up and played a video game. 11) If I only had: more wall space. 12) Next time I go to church: I will ask for directions. 13) Terry Schiavo: now knows for sure if Stevie said Terra or not in that song. 14) I have a confession to make: I am beginning to think the Easter Bunny isn't real. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: my desk. 16) When I turn my head right, I see: the computer screen, since I just turned my head left. 17) You know I'm lying when: I say I really want to see Barbara Streisand sing in person. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: joining the religious right and world domination - or having a glass of milk. I get the two confused. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Man in crowd #3. 20) By this time next year: I may get my household chores done. 21) A better name for me would be: Tibbles the wonder cat. (I don't know) 22) I have a hard time understanding: ancient Sanscrit texts. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be sure its a college and not a grammer school. 24) You know I like you if: I offer you a cookie (that I didn't drop on the floor) 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: dependent on what the award was for. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: can't play bridge together. 27) Take my advice, never: answer questionaires. 28) My ideal breakfast is: eaten before midnight. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: not yet written. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bring comfy shoes. 31) Tulips: are better than three lips. 32) Why won't anyone: wear a chicken suit in public? 33) If you spend the night at my house: you get a fluffy pillow. 34) I'd stop my wedding for: a nuclear attack. 35) The world could do without: questions like this 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be on the Apprentice TV show. 37) My favorite blonde is: my brothers golden retriever. (Keep it clean people) :p 38) Paper clips are more useful than: a flamethrower, but not always. 39) If I do anything well, it's: spellling 40) And by the way: Did anyone notice some people skipped questions? 41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in a prevuious life, because I don't drink. |
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01) My uncle once: called me while on my street (even though he lives six hours away and that was Saturday)
02) Never in my life: Bungee Jump! 03) When I was five: I moved for the third time. 04) High School was: AWESOME 05) I will never forget: my friends 06) I once met: Natalie Portman (maybe) 07) There's this girl I know who: is flying out to see me in a few days! 08) Once, at a bar: No comment 09) By noon I usually: Am beginning my work 10) Last night: I watched disc 2 of Joan of Arcadia season 1 11) If I only had: Watched disc 3. 12) Next time I go to church: will be when my neighbor tells me I should. 13) Terry Schiavo: Never again voting for any of the "gov't" folks that passed the bill illustrating a complete lack of understanding the constitution. 14) I have a confession to make: No comment again 15) When I turn my head left, I see: My tv 16) When I turn my head right, I see: Lots of pictures and a wicked cool thing my mother made me. 17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you (which I tend to immediately after lying) 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: hmm, I guess I constantly think about what I really want to be doing and figuring out what that is. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Prospero 20) By this time next year: I'll either be teaching in Mass permanently or in California permanently 21) A better name for me would be: What's wrong with my name?!! :shocked: 22) I have a hard time understanding: how my roommate can play World of Warcraft 18 hours a day. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be getting a masters in Theater. 24) You know I like you if: No one ever knows. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Parents 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Whatever, Beethoven, who, and who? 28) My ideal breakfast is: Don't really eat breakfast. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: Better than Ezra - Desperately Wanting 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Which hometown? 31) Tulips: no. 33) If you spend the night at my house: We'd probably spent most of the time watching DVDs 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Doubtful 35) The world could do without: Spiders! 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie 38) Paper clips are more useful than: ANYTHING, really. What can't you do with a paper clip? |
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01) My uncle once got kicked out of my apartment by yours truly.
02) Never in my life will I pay over a hundred to see Stevie Nicks. 03) When I was five, I accidentally stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil. 04) High School was ****. 05) I will never forget my fabulous years in college. 06) I once met Susan Sarandon. 07) There's this girl I know who got married at seventeen and got the marriage annulled the day after. 08) Once, at a bar...I don't drink. 09) By noon I usually have most of my work done for the day. 10) Last night I watched Medium and painted some of my bathroom. 11) If I only had the power to pull troops out of Iraq. 12) Next time I go to church will be the day monkeys fly out of my ass and carry me to Oz. 13) Terry Schiavo was used by the right wing to further their agenda. 14) I have a confession to make: I find fake boobs to be repulsive. 15) When I turn my head left, I see a window. 16) When I turn my head right, I see a framed poster of Bowie. 17) You know I'm lying when I say Hootchie Spears is tolerable. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about things I want to do in my life. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be one of the three witches in Macbeth. 20) By this time next year, I'll be rich and famous. 21) A better name for me would be King. 22) I have a hard time understanding politicians. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll pull my hair out. 24) You know I like you if you make me laugh. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be myself, the person who made it possible. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro sound funny in one sentence like that. 27) Take my advice, never use public toilets. 28) My ideal breakfast is a bran muffin a glass of orange juice. 29) A song I love, but do not have is Lucinda Williams' Essence because I lost the CD. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you are open-minded. 31) Tulips are okay, but nothing I'd have around the house. 32) Why won't anyone...beats me. 33) If you spend the night at my house, make sure you aren't a smoker and have good hygiene. 34) I'd stop my wedding for a date with Nicole Kidman. 35) The world could do without oil. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than attend a Limp Bizkit concert. 37) My favorite blonde is Deborah Harry. 38) Paper clips are more useful than banana hammocks. 39) If I do anything well, it's expressing myself. 40) And by the way, Street Angel blows chunks. 41) The last time I was drunk, I...never was. |
01) My uncle once: punched a hole in the wall
02) Never in my life: have I been so bored 03) When I was five: my family moved from Nevada to Texas 04) High School was: a total blur 05) I will never forget: My first kiss 06) I once met: a woman who had the sheet music of a Joy Division song tattooed on her entire back :eek:. 07) There's this girl I know who: is a total bitch 08) Once, at a bar: I threw up. 09) By noon I usually: have arrived at work :laugh: 10) Last night: I watched Buffy on DVD 11) If I only had: a few more years to decide what I want to do with my life. 12) Next time I go to church: I'll leave immediately 13) Terry Schiavo: should never have been a media sensation 14) I have a confession to make: I don't make confessions 15) When I turn my head left, I see: a stupid f*cktard in a blue shirt who is talking too loud. 16) When I turn my head right, I see: storage cabinets 17) You know I'm lying when: you see this 'con: :sorry: :laugh: 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what my nighttime activity will consist of 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth :laugh: 20) By this time next year: I hope to be gainfully employed 21) A better name for me would be: Ezmerelda! :laugh: 22) I have a hard time understanding: why this country voted Bush into office again 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself 24) You know I like you if: I enjoy making caustic asides at your expense 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make one helluva band! 27) Take my advice, never: go to the beach without sunblock 28) My ideal breakfast is: migas or pancakes from The Omlettery 29) A song I love, but do not have is: any song by Foo Fighters 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to lots of restaurants and live music venues. 31) Tulips: are ghastly 32) Why won't anyone: drive the way I want them to? :laugh: 33) If you spend the night at my house: get ready to live! 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Hayden Christiansen 35) The world could do without: another Rob Schneider movie 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nope. I would never "rather" do that. 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie of course 38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples 39) If I do anything well, it's: write [not evidenced by this post of course ;)] 40) And by the way: I'm drunk! :laugh: kidding of course... 41) The last time I was drunk, I: divulged too much to my husband's friend :eek:. |
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01) My uncle once: lost most of his hair.
02) Never in my life: have I seen New Order live. 03) When I was five: I lived in another town. 04) High School was: a random collection of idiotic behaviour 05) I will never forget: my first close friend. 06) I once met: a cat who had had his tail cut off. 07) There's this girl I know who: is digging for fire. 08) Once, at a bar: I met too many of my old friends at the same time. 09) By noon I usually: want to have a siesta. 10) Last night: was pretty well slept. 11) If I only had: more money. 12) Next time I go to church: it will be Christmas, probably. 13) Terry Schiavo: and her story touched me. 14) I have a confession to make: I'm talking to myself and feeling old. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: an electric guitar that I very rarely dare to play. 16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window with a nice sight through it. 17) You know I'm lying when: I avoid eye contact even more than usual. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: food. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Richard the III. 20) By this time next year: I will hopefully have a nice summer job. 21) A better name for me would be: EGG. 22) I have a hard time understanding: this life. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: make sure it'll be the last time. :p 24) You know I like you if: I grin stupidly. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mother. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: won't pass me by. 27) Take my advice, never: take my advice. 28) My ideal breakfast is: porridge and eggs. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: the original studio version of New Order's "Temptation". 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you go to the nearest city instead. 31) Tulips: are overtly Dutch. 32) Why won't anyone: understand love? 33) If you spend the night at my house: I'd have to find you a place to sleep. 34) I'd stop my wedding for: the right person. 35) The world could do without: pollution. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat one. 37) My favorite blonde is: Johnny Winter. 38) Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bullets. 39) If I do anything well, it's: wasting time on a thread like this. 40) And by the way: I was very, very drunk. 41) The last time I was drunk, I: kissed a man and it was fun. |
01) My uncle once hancuffed my to a column in his house when I was five and left me there as a joke.
02) Never in my life have I had any kind of sexual relation with a woman. 03) When I was five- see number 01. 04) High School was pathetic. 05) I will never forget the last time I saw you- never to be, not you, not me. 06) I once met Waddy Wachtel- my band opened for his band in 2002. 07) There's this girl I know who..... :shrug: 08) Once, at a bar, while Ellen Degeneres sat closeted in the corner, I danced with a big mama black honey of a woman and after spinning away from her realized that I had her big orange curved nail in my palm. 09) By noon I usually have had two or three cups of coffee. 10) Last night I was too tired to think. 11) If I only had a billion dollars. 12) Next time I go to church... it'll never happen. 13) Terry Schiavo's 15 minutes of fame are finally up. 14) I have a confession to make, I bought Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth CD the day it was released and made a lip-sync music video of the title track with my best friend helming the camera (Hi Curtis!!! :wavey: :laugh: ) 15) When I turn my head left, I see my office being renovated. 16) When I turn my head right, I see my office being renovated. 17) You know I'm lying when- no one ever knows when I'm lying. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about my lost friendship with Jane Doe. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Mercutio. 20) By this time next year I hope to be in great physical shape. 21) A better name for me would be Mrs. Brendan Fraser. 22) I have a hard time understanding why republicans are so evil. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll get a degree in history or poly sci. 24) You know I like you if I make fun of you. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be Satan. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro.... :shrug: 27) Take my advice, never sink a whole bunch of money into Stevie tickets thinking that she's gonna shake up her set list. 28) My ideal breakfast is Desayuno Fuerte and a mimosa from Hugo's. 29) A song I love, but do not have is.... :shrug: 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you be a homosexual. 31) Tulips are not on my list of favorite flowers. 33) If you spend the night at my house you will get to snuggle with Bubbles and Elphie. 34) I'd stop my wedding for... not applicable. 35) The world could do without social conservatives. 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than.... nothing- I'd never do that. 37) My favorite blonde is Seann William Scott 39) If I do anything well, it's complain. 41) The last time I was drunk, I |
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01) My uncle once: Cut his toe off while high on crack at his job (True story)
02) Never in my life: Would I ever thought my health would go downwhill as fast as it is 04) High School was: A waste of time, So I finished it 5 months earlier than all the other Seniors. 05) I will never forget: The day my Mother died :( 07) There's this girl I know who: Could be Delta Burke's younger twin...And I played morse code on her ass ("Tappity-tappity-tap") 09) By noon I usually: am in extreme pain 10) Last night: I slept about 4 hours 13) Terry Schiavo: situation was overblown. 14) I have a confession to make: I am a nice guy 15) When I turn my head left, I see: Idiots 16) When I turn my head right, I see: Morons 17) You know I'm lying when: I am telling the truth 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how MRMC MURDERED my Mother & how my older sisters were robbed of their biological Mother before meeting her in person. 20) By this time next year: I will be lucky if I am still alive 21) A better name for me would be: Lucifer 22) I have a hard time understanding: my Mother's death 24) You know I like you if: I dont kill you... 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My late Mother... 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: One helluva of a porn movie :shrug: 27) Take my advice, never: take your parents for granted 28) My ideal breakfast is: Hardee's 29) A song I love, but do not have is: Yeah...Like I wouldnt have ANY song I like :nod: 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Staying the f**k away from MRMC if you need medical treatment at a hospital :nod: 31) Tulips: Plant 'em here :rolleyes: 33) If you spend the night at my house: Dont touch my music collection unless you believe you can live without the massive blood loss from the arms/hands you once had :nod: 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Nothin'...Which was 12 years ago today!!! 35) The world could do without: Asshats. f**ktards & relig-a-tards 37) My favorite blonde is: Rita Crosby (Yum!) 38) Paper clips are more useful than: William Shatner 39) If I do anything well, it's: Killing :nod: 40) And by the way: Who's next to die???? Didnt answer 'em all...So sue me :nod: |
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01) My uncle once: was the manager for Noel Paul Stooky's band, Birds of Paradise. Noel, of course, went on to be known as "Paul" of Peter, Paul, & Mary. Incidentally, said uncle went on to invent the ATM (not joking).
02) Never in my life: Have I been married. 03) When I was five: I found a friend that wasn't invisible. 04) High School was: a lifetime ago. 05) I will never forget: the time I got to sing for a few seconds with Bekka Bramlett at a Mick Fleetwood's Zoo concert, with Mick on drum, of course! 06) I once met: Peter Green. 07) There's this girl I know who: is funny as hell when she's drunk. 08) Once, at a bar: I chugged a beer. Albiet, it was an American beer, which is nothing to brag about. 09) By noon I usually: wake up. 10) Last night: seems like only yesterday. 11) If I only had: A million dollars and huge pectoral muscles. 12) Next time I go to church: will either be for a wedding or a funeral. 13) Terry Schiavo: is now in the past tense. 14) I have a confession to make: I killed Kenny. I'm a bastard. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: clowns 16) When I turn my head right, I see: jokers (And I hope people get the referece on 15 &16.) 17) You know I'm lying when: I brag about being eleven inches. 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how I need to find a good woman. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: killed off early in the story. 20) By this time next year: I'll be almost 32. 21) A better name for me would be: Johnny Quando. 22) I have a hard time understanding: Chinese 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself! 24) You know I like you if: I start telling really, REALLY bad jokes. 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Mom, of course. 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: weren't the fab four. 27) Take my advice, never: say something off color to a boarder guard. 28) My ideal breakfast is: Rice Crispies. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: Big Yellow Taxi. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you ask yourself why in the hell you chose to visit Dayton, OH. 31) Tulips: on an organ is better than roses on a piano. 32) Why won't anyone: realize that social workers are horrifically underpaid? 33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll be covered in dog hair in the morning. 34) I'd stop my wedding for: a million dollars and a guarantee of witness protection. 35) The world could do without: Jerry Falwell 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: cut off my manhood. 37) My favorite blonde is: probably natural. 38) Paper clips are more useful than: a nail in terms of holding papers together. 39) If I do anything well, it's: make color commentary on social/political issues. 40) And by the way: Paul Martin is a lucky bastard. 41) The last time I was drunk, I: was in Windsor, Ontario. |
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01) My uncle once: totaled 2 of my mom's cars in a week~ 02) Never in my life: have i swam in the ocean~ 03) When I was five: the 1st of my 3 younger brothers were born~ 04) High School was: sad, my senior yr we had a rash of suicides in a week, even geraldo rivera came 2 my school~ :distress: 05) I will never forget: my wedding day~ :xoxo: 06) I once met: jon bon jovi 07) There's this girl I know who: lifetime network made a movie of~ 08) Once, at a bar: me & the other patrons were robbed @ gunpoint~ :shocked: 09) By noon I usually: am making lunch 4 my son & the other kids i watch~ 10) Last night: i hate 2 admit i watched the "nick & jessica uso show"...hey i support my troops~ 11) If I only had: all the answers~ :nod: 12) Next time I go to church: prolly christmas or god 4bid a funeral~ 13) Terry Schiavo: broke my heart~ 14) I have a confession to make: i have the hots 4 yoda...3 more days til i c "star wars"~ 15) When I turn my head left, I see: stevie/fm memorabilia~ 16) When I turn my head right, I see: stevie/fm memorabilia~ 17) You know I'm lying when: i stammer around~ 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: my family & stevie~ 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet, but i wouldn't die~ 20) By this time next year: i hope we r all still around, family, friends...~ 21) A better name for me would be: dufus~ :wavey: 22) I have a hard time understanding: my government~ 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: bcome a lawyer, that is a dream of mine~ 24) You know I like you if: i hug u~ 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my father, may he R.I.P.~ 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: mozart, i have an obsession w/ austria~ 27) Take my advice, never: take my advice, lol~ 28) My ideal breakfast is: blueberry scone & a smoothie~ 29) A song I love, but do not have is: the entire christine perfect lp~ 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: u go 2 the zoo, it trades off from being #1 to #2 in the US & vice versa w/ the san diego zoo, our zoo is a site 2 c~ 31) Tulips: not my cup of tea, i am a rose girl~ 32) Why won't anyone: slow down & enjoy life~ :thumbsup: 33) If you spend the night at my house: i would feed u, i am a gr8 cook~ 34) I'd stop my wedding for: no 1, i married the "right 1"~ 35) The world could do without: crime...yeah like that is gonna happen~ 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eeeeweeeew, take a bite of 1~ 37) My favorite blonde is: stevie nicks~ 38) Paper clips are more useful than: george bush...sad but oh so true~ 39) If I do anything well, it's: being a wife & mother~ 40) And by the way: i love 2 travel, just give me a map & i'm outta here~ 41) The last time I was drunk, I: danced 2 "you sexy thing", by hot chocolate...ssshhhh don't tell any1~ :laugh: :distress: :nod: :lol: |
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01) My uncle once: got so drunk...he was standing on the patio and the next minute he just fell over.
02) Never in my life: have I had any type of sex with a girl 03) When I was five: er...I peed my pants? 04) High School was: the worst 4 years of my life. Ok, not really, but pretty damn close. 05) I will never forget: the time my sister got in a bad car accident and called me, hysterical, telling me my other sister was bleeding like crazy and passed out :distress: 06) I once met: your mom. 07) There's this girl I know who: is 5'1" and has like..the hugest boobs ever 08) Once, at a bar: I had too many adios motherf*ckers and...we'll leave it at that 09) By noon I usually: am just waking up :woohoo: 10) Last night: I watched Moulin Rouge 11) If I only had: a hundred billion gazillion dollars 12) Next time I go to church: will be over my dead body 13) Terry Schiavo: shouldn't have had to suffer all these years 14) I have a confession to make: I haven't showered yet :] 15) When I turn my head left, I see: My bed, unmade, disaster 16) When I turn my head right, I see: my window 17) You know I'm lying when: hmmm, you probably wouldn't know 18) Everyday, I constantly think about: you know. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Hamlet, 'cause I'm kinda crazy like that 20) By this time next year: I hope I have a better job 21) A better name for me would be: ? 22) I have a hard time understanding: why Math is a required subject for an Art and English major 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: um..get my masters? I'm in school 24) You know I like you if: I acknowledge your presence without a look of disgust 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself 26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I have no idea who the last two are 27) Take my advice, never: speak if you are stupid 28) My ideal breakfast is: honey nut cherrios 29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bohemian Rhapsody 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: leaving as quickly as you can 31) Tulips: are ugly 32) Why won't anyone: give me money 33) If you spend the night at my house: it won't be in my room sucka 34) I'd stop my wedding for: Ewan McGregor (that is, if I wasn't marrying him already haha) 35) The world could do without: Bush and Republicans 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: omg I HATE bugs 37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie 38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples 39) If I do anything well, it's: procrastination 40) And by the way: i'm hungry 41) The last time I was drunk, I: didn't get too crazy |
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