Schlong Tumours
 

I borrowed the scanner from work and finally got around to scanning the Schlong Tumours jacket and inner sleeve pics. For those of you who don't know, Schlong is a punk band from LA who covered the entire Rumours album - it all fits on a 45. :laugh: The fine print on the bottom of the back cover says:

John LickMe-Basss (sic)
Frenzy F*ckingscam-Guitars, Vocals
Sleazy Tricks-Vocals
Sick Weakling-Drums & Percussion
Crusty D*ckcheese-Keyboards, Synthesizers, Vocals

Bun Length Records, Inc. - a subsidiary and licensee of your butthole

:laugh: LMAO!!!! :laugh: :laugh: WTF! Livia, that was pretty f*ing funny!

Hee! You should hear it, imagine the Ramones doing FM!! :laugh:

That is one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile.

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Hey, Livia, did those guys cover the "Fleetwood Mac Live" album version of "Rhiannon"? I have a tape of a punk cover version of that (including the whole "take me like the wind, baby, take me to the sky" part) but I don't know who it is or when it was done.

I don't remember, David. I also have it on cassette. I'll listen to it on my commute tomorrow and let you know! I do remember that the entire album is only about 10 minutes long!

That? Is the best evah! I so want to hear them...

Sleazy Tricks-Vocals

Um, I have heard of her being called that before. :laugh:

LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's pretty funny.... :laugh:

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Great Livia, good that you remembered. ;)

It might be Redd Kross's cover version that you're talking about. Trackaghost should have more info on that one.

Wow Gaius I didn't think you remembered me :laugh: :) Hi, btw

Redd Kross did a really lo-fi punk rock cover of Rhiannon complete with the "Take me with the wind" lyrics at the end, back in 1988. It's pretty rare as it was only available on a flexi-disc given away with the magazine Pulsebeat. I was after it for ages but finally managed to track down a copy last year, and Nancy not long ago posted it on her site. (Everyone has Gaius to thank for finding Cat Power's rather strange and lovely version of Dreams.)

Hope that helps!

Thanks, Livia! This made my day. Esp Lindseys and Christines new names. Gross! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You know what I noticed Livia...you tend to post some really "dirty" threads...something we need to know? :laugh: :laugh:

~Alex

You mean you haven't figured out yet what a sick and twisted sense of humor I have? :laugh: Nothing offends me!

Having witnessed it first hand, I can personally vouch for this!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best part about the cover pic is the 12-pack of Lone Star Beer substituting for Mick's (sorry ... I mean "Sick's") footstool. :laugh: LONE STAR ROCKS!!! *Cheap*Texas*beer*argggghghhhhh....*

I was a little disappointed in "Sleazy's" outfit, tho. Being a punk band and all, I would've expected some kinda freaky leather (or even better ... rubber) dominatrix-style dress & batwings.

And what is substituting for Mick's toilet chain balls? Is it a condom stuffed with something? :shrug:

Thanks Livia! You made my day! :xoxo:

PS - Alex, have you visited Mari's website? :p

Thank you for that. :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

and LORD CHILD - the three of us together :eek:

Huh, I missed that! thank you for advertising me :laugh:

could I use your pictures, Livia? :angel:

Anyway, I was searching the web for some more info so I could add this to my site, and Schlong is listed as a band on Amazon.com.. but it's kind of pricey.

http://www.amazon.com/o/dt/assoc/han...box=B000001ZB2

69.99-kind of pricey. :shocked:

edit, found more...
Listen to a clip of Second Hand News, here:

http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/stor...267423,00.html

Be my guest! LOL over their other song titles, going to listen to 'em now....

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this is all so funny

i wish i could hear more
not spending 69.99 though :laugh:

Great! Thanks a lot :xoxo:

Poor, poor Chris :distress: :laugh: Hers has to be the worst!

Those guys look like total f*cktards btw. I am still laughing my ass off!