Britney Spears Pregnant
 

I just heard this on the radio but I can't find anything online about it.

now i need that puking smiley!!!!!!~ :laugh: :nod: :lol:

Yeah, no kidding!

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Dear Britney,

No one cares.

Just a reminder,
Humanity.

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

:laugh: love this.

JESUS MARY & JOSEPH!
YUCK! I mean gross!

Just a question...

Is it wrong that I just ordered Ms. Spears' greatest hits cd? I mean, I'm getting it for free, but still... it just feels wrong of me. :shrug:

According to Star magazine, she is NOT pregnant. Just getting chubby from all the stress eating that comes with being married to that odorous Federline. I saw recent pictures and girl is packing on the pounds in the most unflattering areas and forgetting to use her Proactiv nightly.

They have been reporting her pregnancy for months in the UK tabloids. But then according to them any actress who isn't a stick insect and shows a slightly bloated stomach is preggers

Are you implying there are possible flattering areas on Britney??

I was waiting for the "BIG FOOT IS THE FATHER" ....... :)

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The fact that someone sticks anything in Britney is far too alarming for me to handle!

Unless of course they are sticking something sharp in her eye ;)

Tell it to Timberlake. He went down on her. :shocked:

ewww. ewww. ewww. ewww.





ewww.



Yuck. That is one visual I did not need ....I need me another puking icon....

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He went on the radio and spilled the juicy bits two years ago, I believe.

Okay, it's official, the thought of anyone licking her is far worse than the thought of anyone sticking things into her. The woman... or skank... looks like a salamander for Christ's sake! Her eyes are on the sides of her head. But Justin Timberlake's eyes are on the sides of his head too. Maybe she laid eggs one day in a pond and walked over them and fertilized them for her!

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Oh, and Diss will you please stop reminding everybody what Justin, um did. I have to go throw up a little now.

Don't most guys lick their girlfriend's pelts?

Britney has a greatest hit's cd?? :eek: :confused: :shrug: :shocked:

I think it is a single. :xoxo:

I dont think she is pregnant, either. Actually, I think her a Stink are on the outs. :nod:

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I'll take this back if she announces her pregnancy this weekend, like the STAR says.

wow! Plasticky McPhotoshop!

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Wrong!

He's dropping his debut album in May. He'll lick, poke, and do whatever to please her until then. Then that $50 million penis will be outta there faster than he pulled out of Shar Jackson.

Bolded, my favorite bit...

STAR on Yahoo. Britney Spears: Pregnant!

Friday March 25, 2005 10:00 PM ET
Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby, Star can exclusively and definitively reveal!

The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend.

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall.

Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

A source close to the couple tells Star that Britney is already reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting," an advice manual for expectant moms by pregnancy and childcare writer Heidi Murkoff, and is eating for two with double helpings of everything.

"Brit is totally focused on being a mom," says the source. "She says it's the most important thing she's ever done in her life. From now until the baby comes, she says she's not going to do anything more strenuous than eat for two!"

Father-to-be Kevin, 27, already has two children by his ex, Moesha star Shar Jackson - Kori, 2, and Kaleb, 8 months.

"He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Another source close to the couple says although the Britney and Kevin are keeping the pregnancy a secret, they're not fooling their friends and family. "Kevin's been acting funny," says the source. "But he won't explain why. Britney and Kevin have been planning how they would handle this if they found out she was pregnant - they'd keep it to themselves until she was at least three months along."

The week before her momentous announcement was expected, Britney was taking it easy, relaxing in Santa Monica's luxury beach hotel Le Merigot, where she's staying with Kevin for two weeks while their $7-million Malibu home is renovated.

She enjoyed a massage and then hit the eucalyptus sauna and steam room. But it looks like she's decided to get back in shape for her pregnancy too - splitting her daily workout between power-walking on the gym treadmill and yoga stretches. And after all that hard work, Brit ordered up some room service - fried calamari and shrimp cocktail, with extra roulade sauce. All that mayo is pretty fattening, Brit!

But then, we guess you're eating for two now.

Well, either she's preggers (and I weep for humanity if she is) or she had new implants put in. Her jugs are MASSIVE as of late.

eh...I'm glad she'll be focused on babies, or whatever, cause that means she won't do any more show biz stuff. :woohoo: Though it will be suckwad to have to hear about her stupid pregnancy/babies for the next while...

Ahh, she's likely pregnant since it would be weird for a newlywed to do that, usually you would feel blissful not like you had to change something. WTF am I doing in this thread because every time I look at the title I want to vomit!

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html

funny, eh?

I wonder what she will call her lil offspring? :shrug: :rolleyes:

Could be but you don't really even need one anymore. There are new liquify filters in Photoshop where you can shed pounds off of someone and it is so undetectable. I did it with a picture of my brother where he had a double chin. You can get rid of love handles, whatever.

B Fed? Seems apro po.