Stupid SOU Address
 

Ugh - again I can feel my blood pressure going up just listening to this dribble - our "president" infuriates me - I don't think I've even felt such anger and ire toward someone.....ass....

I've already got the response from one awesome democratic Congresswoman who read the speech beforehand...

Hillary's doing a conference call in about an hour....this guy is intent on screwing us all in the next four years :mad:

I can't stand the sight of the man. You can actually sit through a two-hour speech?

My grandpa calls him a "beady-eyed son of a bitch." :nod: :laugh:

I have to monitor the station and get state politician response - so I need to know a bit of what he's saying....I can feel my blood pressure rising - this can't be healthy for me...

And your grandpa? is dead on in that description :nod:

Oh hell. -_-

Only... 3 years, 2 months, and 16 days until I'm 18 and can therefore move to England or Canada. Woot.

He'll almost be out of office by then. :D

That is true. Oh well. The sooner I can move to England, the better.

How many words has Dubya shredded so far? :lol: I'm watching some music documentary on E when I should have my nose in a book. I'd start screaming at the TV if I watched the SOU.

LOL! Omigod, I LOVE your Grandpa! I watched the first half hour (don't know how) then I had to leave the room and close my door and turn on some FM, ahhhh. The Social Security bull**** got me. :mad:

Yeah, when he said "nukyular" I almost spat.

Yeah - that was a biggie - Louise Slaughter (D-NY) was PISSED...she's a riot - coolest elected official I've ever met - she talked to me earlier with her reactions....

*sigh* I hope we don't get blown off the face of the planet because of this guy

Even worse than watching Bush was that ugly smirk on Cheney's face, what a slimy sneer.

oh I know!! That's the first thing I noticed when I looked at the screen - which I did only twice - I seriously can't look at those two - too much evil hurts my eyes ya know? ;)

:nod: I had to go meet a client so I missed the whole damn thing. I am so disappointed. :lol: I'll read up on it tomorrow.

Did you guys watch? I did.

I thought I was actually really well. I loved the meeting of the Iraqi and the parents of the dead soldier...very moving IMO.

Liberty, social security, bankrupt, protect marriage, culture of life, nukyular, terra, free Iraq, *applauseapplauseapplause*... I think that about covers it.

I watched...
 

South Park for an hour instead...Episodes about LOTR & the Special Olympics still reminded me of the "Bush Reich" :shrug:

LMFAO!!!!!!!! :lol:

I am rolling.

That sad part is - she nailed it right on the head....stupid president :mad:

I know, I thought the exact same thing, hit-nail-head. Ugh.

drinkinggame.us Dunno what it is but MR just said check it out.

Now I'm going to go home and hope that my blood pressure comes down lol- the Dems I talked to had really good responses to what the president said - and surprisingly the Republican I talked to did as well...so not all hope is lost tonight... :o

I refused to turn on the television. I wonder how many times he said "Freedom" or "Liberty."

So yeah, I'm glad I didn't watch.

Lux...
 

I'm glad I'm not the only one who cought that. :nod:

SOU = State of the Union. "He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient." It's basically an hour-long speech in which the president addresses both houses of Congress and gives an overview of what he feels the most important issues are and what he hopes to accomplish in his term. It's superficially long because it's so annoyingly ritualistic :rolleyes:... everyone erupts into applause after every other sentence to express approval (or not) and the pundits all count the instances of applause to gauge reaction to the speech later :laugh:

I never watch if Dumbya is on...
 

I dont need the Bumbler to tell me the State of Our Union. I already know. and it isnt pretty, and its going to get even uglier since he has 4 GAWDAWFUL more years to reem us out...

I hope we survive...I hope our KIDS survive....the only good thing is he cant steal any more elections.....:mad:

:lol::lol::lol:

I am laughing my ****ing ass off.

The State of the Union Address is the same forum in which he lied to the world about Saddam obtaining uranium from Africa. It's also the same forum in which he lectured the American people about steroid use in professional sports last year.

Sou
 

Stammersprechen of Uberfuhrer
Shame of US
Stinky Old Underwear
Spewmeister's Oratory Ugliness
Stench in Olfactory Ughgain (took liberties with spelling on THAT ONE! :nod: )
Shaddup Olready Ugh (OK, Im getting silly here)
Spewage Offered by Underacheiver
Simpleton in Office Unfortunately
if anyone is seeing a pattern here its that each of MY meanings makes as much sense as the State of our Union...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Your lucky, my family are all R's. BLECH!!!

I watched the SOU here:

http://www.c-span.org/classroom/lang/state.asp

Just in case you missed our president bumble everything...I really wish the leader of our country had an IQ higher than mine.

Mine are, too, except for my grandpa. It drives the rest of my family nuts. :lol:

My parents think I am crazy. So does my sister. I am very open about how I feel, my dad and I used to get into really big arguments about our little presy. WTF! I used to have faith in our country that we could do a lot better than this. But now I am convinced that we are one of the dumbest countries, and it's gotten to the point where they can pull ANYTHING over on us.

BUT- I still fight the good fight!
:lol:

The chair I'm sitting in has a higher IQ than that "man." :laugh:

Ya left off...
 

Simpletard's Office of Unusefulness
Stupid Oklahoma University
Sucky Oklahoma University
Stupidly Over Useless
Stupid Ol' Utahians (Or whatever ya call folkz in Utah besdes Mormon :rolleyes: )

and with the way our country is headed (I hope noone gets bent outta shape with this one):

Seig-Hiel Our Uberfuhrer (aka Bush) :rolleyes:

more SOU
 

Stuck On Useless
Scary OvalOffice Underling
Some Other Universe
Screwall Of Us
Stand Outside Ugly! :thumbsup:

To be...
 

unfair & unbalanced (Hey, Aint there a TV News Network with those catch phrase?) I have to add one for former Prez. Slick Willy Clinton:

Sticky OralOffice Underwear (That would, of course, Be Monica Blew-him-sky).

and another:
 

Somebody Oughta Unload
seriously out unwinding
stiff old upperlip

:lol: :lol: :lol: I think those two are my favorite....

a fable
 

Once upon a time in Some Other Universe, a Scary OvalOffice Underling was sitting at a big brown desk with cigar stains when in walks The Cheny Monster who barked: Stand Outside Ugly!. Well, as you may imagine, this caused Stammersprechen of Uberfuhrer, whose Stinky Old Underwear just created Stench Olfactory Ughain! "Screwall Of Us," he thought. "Theres a Simpleton in Office Unfortunately!" He decided then and there not to let the Spewmeisters Oratory Ugliness get to him! He marched right back into the room and said "Shaddap Olready, Ugh!" Alas, for our intrepid Bumbler who was Stuck on Useless, The Cheny Monster had already left to have his daily lunch of Minute Rice and spam.
the end.

:D :] :p :nod:

This one's my fav, Scary OvalOffice Underling, nice one! :thumbsup:

But I love them all.

Omigod, this is good! You're a genius! :] :laugh: :laugh: :]

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yez. :nod: no applause, just money!