Britney --forensic scientist?
 

I swear...this girl has bipolar (and i'd know! I've got it!) She makes such rash decisions! This just proves how small her brain really is....ugh....she's influnced by a TV show!! A FREAKIN TV SHOW! But what's funny is that she makes decisions like these without knowing anything about it (kind of like her 2 marriages) and people actually market her as a role model. Anyway... I doubt this is real but...

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/19922004.htm

Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist
January 4, 2005, 12:55:25
Britney Spears

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.
"Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all.

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

And friends claim the pop babe's second husband, Kevin Federline, who she wed in a surprise ceremony last year, is also backing her decision.

The source added: "She's taking this university idea quite seriously." "She's happy with Kev and he'd support her in anything she wants to do. If she decides she wants to study then he'd be fine with that."

Sounds like someone I know. :lol:

Just this morning she said she's pursuing a screenwriting and directing career. :shrug:

screenwriting? don't you have to be extra literate to do that?

This is the funniest thing I've ever read.
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What a freakin douche bag.

Danny "I hate Britney" T.

:rolleyes:
Even cold, I don't think I'd want her touching me. :laugh:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

"Can ya'll hand me somethin' to put these bones in? No? Okay. I'll just use my Hermes."

:rolleyes:

Over here then. Pass it over here. :wavey: :nod:

oh, suprise suprise... :lol:

Aww heck I wouldn’t turn that down, but I’ll never get the chance. :distress:

she has great thighs, a great dancers, muscly body. :nod: just teasing ya. She's lame, though.... :)

I don’t know much about her but she is a beautiful young lady. You have to give her that. :nod:

yes, i suppose so. I don't like that look, her face, but she has a great body. :woohoo: It's amazing how Stevie makes brown eyes and blond hair look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better. :laugh:

She sure has had some interesting and suspicious experiences collecting DNA samples already. That's a start.

OMigaw!!! Sparkelah!!! :lol: :laugh:
:xoxo:

I saw a movie a long time ago. I don’t remember the name but this guy picked up a beautiful white girl in a bar. When they got to the room she had a fake eye, arm and leg. After she took her wig off there wasn’t much to look at. :lol: So you never know. :shrug:

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that's weird. did you see the show "boston legal" recently? Where William shatner picked up a one legged girl on purpose, cause his dad had told him "there's nothing like a one legged girl!"? :lol: :laugh:
Plus, I submit, that you should also be wary cause Britney's dumb as a post. or, maybe, that would be better? :p I'm not a guy, so i'm not sure... :D :wavey:

No. I don’t watch a lot of TV anymore. The last time I saw Shatner was DAMN I cant remember the show. :lol: The people were from another planet. :nod:

:lol: :lol:
"Star Trek"
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:lol: ROTFLMFAO. :lol: I’m not that dumb. :shocked: It was “3rd Rock From The Sun.” At least I think it was? :lol: I’m out of here. Have fun. :thumbsup:

To be bi-polar...
 

one first needs to have a brain, Brit-kneed doesnt qualify in that catergory :nod:

As long as she quits and NEVER/EVER returns I say go for it...Oh yeah Brit-kneed, "Dont let the door hit yer wide ass on the way out" :thumbsup:

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Oh, yeah, he was good on that.... :laugh:

how could it miss? :D (says the girl with the big ass)

King Kong...
 

couldnt cup Brit-kneed ass with his large as hell hands...

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awwwww...(answers the girl with the big ass.) :lol:

Other girl with the big ass concurs with first girl with big ass - awwwww...

Reminds me of the movie Monster, when she decides to stop hooking & get a job as "a lawyer or a vet or something like that." :laugh:

Yah, her ass is the least of her problems...

(from yet another fat-bottomed girl :xoxo: )

Amen!!!! I love her webbed neck, though :shocked: :lol:

She's such a moron. The person who fed the reporter this story is a bigger moron. And the reporter who wrote up such f*-tard junk is a dumb jackass.
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To the point. :thumbsup:

I wouldnt report **** if it had her name in it. If it says britney spears its white trash garbage!