Well, did she make you...laugh?
 

There's a few lines in Stevie songs that can be construed as a bit "dirty" (teehee :p ) if your mind is in the gutter (which, apparently mine is often enough to notice these! :wavey: ) I have been known to snicker at these lines:

"You say it will be harder in the morning..." Hmmm...morning wood?

"No man came..."
Now THAT's a real shame!

Anyone else notice these, or am I the only pig here? Are there more that I haven't caught yet?

"She gets on a midnight plane".....(thanks to Cathy aka FeverDance)

"The Forgotten Chimpanze": for it's stupidity

"my walls are flaming"



hmmm...I will think of more

Oh yes, of course! Sounds like she's got quite a nasty little infection goin' on down yonder.

yes, you're the only pig here. :laugh: :laugh:
JK, of course i notice....
you rock!!!!

I knew you would, you dirty girl, you! :wavey:

BTW, the line "...when you were good...baby (baby)..you were very good..." in Angel always strikes me as blatantly sexual. Especially the Tusk Doc. version where LB has his mouth basically on the mike when he echoes "baby" WOW...very hot...OK, I guess that's not so much funny as it is a turn on...never mind... :o

:laugh: me, too.
but - stevie never talks about stuff like that! *gasp* :rolleyes:

I'm glad I'm not the only one that made that dirty thought. I have to snicker when I hear it.

"I'm down on my knees..." Easy shot with that one.

"I haven't burned a candle in a real long time." I have a feeling '94 may have been a dry year.

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:
hey! you're too young for that, missy! :lol: I always think of the "down on my knees" one... :rolleyes: :p

hehehehehe. way to go, Hill. *giggle*

Here are a few I thought of:

From "Love Is"

"She awakens things
That he said he thought were dead
He says, are you happy now
Oh yes, I am"


From "Frozen Love"

"You may not be as strong as me
And I may not care to teach you
It may be hard to keep up with me"


From "Storms"

"Every day you do not come
Your softness fades away"

From "Nomad"

"I've been with you before
I'll be with you again
I'll come back for more..Yeah"


Really all of "Love Is" could be taken sexually. ;)

~*~*~Undoing the laces~*~*~

I don't she was talkin' about shoelaces. :laugh:

:chuckle:

Cute one!

:chuckle:

god, i love this!!!~

But when they were good - they were REALLY GOOD - REALLY GOOD STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nod:

"and I come when you shine..."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"With the touch of your haaaaanndd
Well, it staaaaarts again
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH .... YEAH!"

Don't get much dirtier than that, folks. :nod:

It could get much dirtier if it was her haaaaaaaaaaanndd. Let's not go there. :shocked:

It's not dirty, but I suspect the "flaming! flaming! FLAMING!" part of the "Smile At You" "angry" outtake, was inspired by looking out at the audience! :shocked:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I got one! I got one!


Drum roll.......



















Up against the wall, Jane


Kinky

:shocked: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

That just made me spit out my drink! You should've put a warning on that one!

Nick :D

ummmm
 

"See your sunrise loves to GO DOWN!".....oh my girl.

"that kind of fever dance"

"you touch I have no choice, I have to stay"...I'll bet you do.

This is fun!

"Honey I Know You'd Like To Come Away Bu Baby You Can't Come"

Hmm that is a very interesting one lol.

Tynan

I HATE THAT LINE! :distress:

I LOVE THAT!! :blob2: :blob2:

Oooh, I forgot that one! Hmmmm...is is her waking things up or Viagra?

Also the "...with the touch of your hand, it starts again..." LOL!



Oh, and Curtis? Up against the wall, please, this won't hurt a bit... :thumbsup:

Do you still want me to call you Jane? :]

Call me anything you want baby ;)

Well, call me your new best friend cuz I am moving in on your nurse friend. :thumbsup:

You smooth talker you! :D

beendownonetimebeendowntwotimes
 

Trouble in Shangri-La? :shocked:

Take me home... :thumbsup:

I still Rock-A-Little :lol: :wavey:

I'd like to leave you with something warm :sorry:

there's a LOT more but I better stop now....

Oh ya, I forgot about that one.....another line I really don't like, after thinking of the sexual reference, I think of "peeing your pants" or something... I know, it's stupid :shrug:

From Beauty and the Beast:

"My love is a man who's not been tamed
Oh, my love lives in a world of false pleasure and pain"


Sounds like her man was a tad on the kinky side. :lol:

The obvious...
 

one that comes to mind:

No Spoken Word-

"Ooh...Come around tonight indecent"


WTHF??? Is she talking about the infamous "The Streak" from the classic Ray Stevens song?

Man, Stevie has alotta lyrics that can be viewed as lyrics of sexual frustration...I would wholeheartingly volunteer to rectify that problem for her if need be :thumbsup:

I would hope...
 

that "Disasterous sound" wouldnt be Stevie & myself getting it on and she decided to let a "stinky fart" rip while in the process :lol:

Man...That would be a "Disasterous sound"!!!! :thumbsup:

NICE! :lol: :laugh: :lol: