The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
 

It's just been revealed that Paris Hilton is releasing an album and she's covering...

David Bowie's "Fame" and Blondie's "Heart of Glass." :eek:

Somebody get me a paper bag. I simply can't imagine two fantastic songs such as those being "sung" by this chick.

Wha wha wha what???!!! Not Bowie and Blondie! Please don't cover Bowie or Blondie!

DIE PARIS HILTON, DIE!!

All I can think of...
 

is the following:



Brian "Stupid skanks shouldnt sing!!! They should DIE instead :thumbsup: " j.

She was named one of the ten most fascinating people of the year by Barbara Walters about two weeks ago. She interviewed her for a few minutes and asked her if she was smart. Paris said that yes, she is VERY smart. Barabara then asked her if she was booksmart and if so, what did she read. Paris said "books." :rolleyes:

What a dumb bimbo.

Please, I doubt if she can even read the lyrics to Fame or Heart Of Glass :distress:

:eek: :eek: I can't wait to miss it.

Am I the only person...
 

Who wished Bush would only recall a draft only long enuff so this dumb blonde c___ (Rhymes with "punt") would be placed on the front lines in Iraq, To only die when her fellow soldiers grew tired of her whining primadonna ass and threw her in the mine-field for some real entertainment????

Brian "Ka-booM!!!" j.

There's no way this chic should be singing a song co-written by John Lennon. Who signed off on that?

LOL - I just cannot resist the tempataion - this is Paris Hilton being a working member of society :cool: :wavey: :laugh: :wink:

Seriously, let's hear the record - it could be good :shrug: - but I dount it :laugh: This is a little bit like Lucy buying the rights to Mame and then SINGING it :ekk:

Uh...No...
 

Her album could only be compared to the worse of the worse singing albums of all time by a "supposed" celebrity:

William Shatner

Sorry, I would rather shoot a full metal jacketed .45 slug into my grey matter & be forced on a feeding tube in my brain dead state of mind than have to hear any album that bad again in a lifetime...And believe me "I did everyone in-Paris" Hilton would rise to that level of cat turd garglin' & dog vomitted singing!!!!

Brian j.

LOL - its that bad eh :eek: :laugh: Oh well, I am sure some brittany drones will buy it :mad: :rolleyes:

Ya left out...
 

brainless, talentless, musicially uninclined & uninspired marketing ploy suckass flavor-for-the-weak blonde bimbo skank-ho-pig-bitches to the "brittany drones" :thumbsup:

Brian j.

Well she already ruined Rapture, so...

I weep for humanity. -_-

LMAO! Why, Brian, have you been into the egg nog? :lol:

Who me????
 

Nah...I'm such a nice "Outstanding Christian Citizen" or so the Consevra-tards think:

"Jesus loves me this I know...
Cause the Conserva-tards told me so...
All they want is my vote...
Yeah, The image of me voting for the Shrub made me choke..."

Brian "Egg nog? Not me...Just full blown hatred of people who have more digits on one hand than total IQ points...Paris Hilton fits that bill!!!!" j.

And got booed off the stage while butchering it... :laugh:

Not to mention the fact that Bowie must have signed off, too, which I find incredibly surprising.

On another note, Hootchie Spears was given permission to record Atomic under the condition that Miss Deb and Chris get to be involved and have final say over how it turns out. :laugh:

Well, good. I was wondering what happened with that.

I was under the imperssion that you don't necessarily need the original artist's/writer's permission so long as you pay the right fees?

Where are you, Hayley!

This is correct. Anyone can cover anything as long as the proper people get their dough.

On a related note-

Did anyone happen to see Lindsay Lohan on The Ellen Degeneres Show singing (if you can call it that) her new song from her new album???

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Granted, she had enough courage to sing it live.... but, holey-moley was that chick flat and outta tune allllll over the place. It was quite embarrassing.

that's too bad. I have a soft spot for miss Lohan. :p

Yeah, I'm sure you just have a "soft spot" for her gigantic hooters....

A) I like boys
B) I prefer small boobs with athletic bodies. :laugh:
C) Actually, my soft spot is even stupider, it's cause she's a Cancer... :lol:

Really? It's like I want to like her, her but she bugs me. Don't know why. :shrug:

I do like your friend Avril, though. :nod:

Ah, yes, my friend Avril. :lol: But yeah, that's nice to know someone else thinks Avril is ok. Sorry Lindsay bugs you. She's a Cancer so I have to like her. It's in our charter, section 5, rule E. :p It also means i'm obliged to like Mick and Christine. oh, and Tom Cruise. They're tough rules, but that's the way it goes... :shrug: There are 2 Cancers exempt from that rule: OJ Simpson and Mike Tyson. *whew*

That she bought last year. ;)

Which is one of the reasons why I don't really like her. Ugh! Why get boobs that look like everyone else's in LA?

those are real.

because she couldn't help it.
those are real, and obviously so, IMO. You can check that reason off your list, and hold your ire. :wavey:

Here comes another lip sync the music industry really does not need! :mad:

yep - Lindsey's breasts are real....I don't think she's had them done at all...some women do have naturaly large breasts....it happens...

I also don't mind Lindsey - well...I could do without her releasing a cd -but I've always enjoyed her movies...

yeah, the cd was a bit unnecessary :nod:

I rarely like BOTH ventures of these people...examples...LOVE Cher as an actress, don't like her musically....I could have toleralted J-Ho - until she tried to start a music career....

Madonna...eh - I have luke-warm feelings both about her music and movies...I think actually there's only one movie I really like Madonna in and that's A League of Their Own :p


Some exceptions: Love both Dolly Parton's movies and music as well as Bette Midlers...

:laugh: I hear ya. except - like Cher's both about equally. Don't like Bette Midler's either one too much. I guess i hear you conceptually :laugh: agree about jLo and madonna. :wavey:

As real as a three dollar bill. :D

...but they look damn good! :thumbsup:


"I'm tired of rumors starting...."

Oh puhleeze. :laugh:

She was as flat chested as they came and in the past year, she blew up to at least a very large C. Them suckers were manufactured, not grown. :laugh:

unfortunately, you are wrong. :shrug: It's as simple as that; those things are real. :wavey: Obviously, while i'm saying this, i realize you'll never admit you are wrong, so, carry on! :laugh:

You don't know your fake boobs very well. which i suppose is a good thing, but - you are seriously mistaken.. :)