Worst Movies
 

What is the worst Movie you have ever seen? I would like to nominate the following as the WORST movie ever made. OH, Some are so bad they are funny, this one just plain stunk..........

The Waterboy............. :eek:


Can anyone do worse? (Yes I think Waterboy was even worse than spiceworld)

Lol
 

Well, I think you have to make a special ammendment to discount horror flicks...JMHO
So i vote for...oh, i'll have to get back to you...

My roommate and I used to make a game out of renting terrible movies and trying to outdo each other's selections for the worst movie of all time. Most of these movies split up into three categories with a few terrible movies tht are actually entertaining because of how bad they are:

1.) Mainstream release that is just so stupid you can't believe people actually got paid to work on it (THE WINNER for me: Biodome)

2. Indie film that is so bad and contrived it actually is hysterically funny. (THE WINNER for me: Deathstalker)

3. Indie film or mainstream film that rambles for an incredibly long time never really managing to be entertaining. A very boring movie (THE WINNER for me: Mindfield with The Keep coming in a close second)

Michael

All of the American Pie films...

In the last years I couldn't stand (not in a particular order):

Dances With The Wolves :sorry:
Titanic
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year
The English Patient
A Perfect Murder (Remake)
Striptease
Body Of Evidence
Con Air
Never Talk To Strangers
Pearl Harbor
Air Force One
15 Minutes
8 MM
Batman & Robin
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Dr. T & The Women
The Blackout
Femme Fatale
G.I Jane
The Next Best Thing
Armageddon
Irréversible
Cold Mountain
Troy
The truth About Charlie and The Manchurian Candidate (remakes): I'd like to kick Jonathan Demme' s bottom for the way he mistreated two classics :mad:

ahem... I'd better stop :o

Romy

"How to Deal" ...went to see this with a date, and it became the first movie I officially walked out on! Mandy Moore should be shot.

~Alex

9 1/2 weeks and Eyes wide Shut... Damn right they were..shut fast asleep :nod: ...zzzzzzZZZzZZZ

I just saw 9 1/2 Weeks a couple of months ago for the first time and was amazed to see that there was a point in time in which Mickey Rourke was HOT- really, TRULY HOT.

I remember seeing Kazaam or Shazaam or some name like that with Shaquille O'Neal is a genie with my mom and brother. She won free passes. The worst movie I've ever seen, by far. Daredevil, too. That was horrible for me because I love the Jennifer Garner, but wanted to slit my throat through the film, which is never a good sign.

Batman and Robin - it was awful...
Spaced Invaders (the first movie I ever walked out on) -HORRID

I know there must be more - but those two stick out in my mind as the worst movies I've seen

Exit To Eden- Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear. :shocked:

The United States of Leland- WHY???????????????????????????!!!!!!

I'll most defnitely think of more. :laugh:

OMG...forgot about that one...that's definitely high on the list...

Oh man..
 

Anaconda

Cabin Fever

Paula

Thanks for reminding me how much GI Jane sucked ass.
I'm also going to vote for Julia Roberts movies, specifically, one that should have been funny but wasn't. The one with John Cusack, her, Billy Crystal, and Cathering Zeta Jones. man, that sucked
If you haven't seen Lair of the White Worm, you should (random movie advice)
AMber

"End of Days" fits the bill nicely there.

I don't count abominably bad movies that strike one as entertaining because the dialog is filled with howlers or the FX are skinflint-cheap (movies like Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" & Phil Turner's "Robot Monster" are examples).

The intolerance for Con Air, Pearl Harbor and Armageddon is caused by my Jerry Bruckheimer Syndrome. With almost every movie he produces (a couple like Black Hawk Down were very good), after the first ten minutes of slow motion, plastified cinematography, loud soundtrack and dumb acting I start to stare at the emergency exit. :nod:

Romy

I agree, there wasn't anything funny in it. It needed some dark humour... and John Waters ;)

The title sounds intriguing...

Romy

Lol!
 

I've seen it, and yes, it's quite wicked wierd. It has Hugh Grant. :)

It sound even more interesting, now I know what to watch this weekend :)

Romy

IN A WORD..."SHOWGIRLS"
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY STANK!!!~
blessed be~
jill

The Blair Witch Project.

The only movie I ever walked out on was Poetic Justice. Janet Jackson's lone foray into acting. Really bad movie.

A few years ago, I was roped into seeing Black Knight, with Martin Lawrence. Another piece of #$@!. Basically, any movie like that is bad.

:laugh: :lol:
I was gonna say that, but then realized i liked it's badness...hehehe. mainly Gina Gershon...

gina gershon is sexy, i like her 2, but the saved by the bell chick was horrid :eek: ~

blessed be~
jill

Actually, I like this movie. It's so bad it's good. I watch it late at night when there's nothing else on. My favorite line is when Gina says, "It's now or never, that's what Elvis said." :laugh: :shrug:

I think the same, everything is so badly decadent in Showgirls, that you can almost find in it a satiric dignity. Plus, Gina Gershon has a great "All about Eve on acid" final scene.

Romy

I love her performance in the movie. :thumbsup:

ah, "All About Eve" on acid. I wondered why i liked it so much!
Amber "All About Eve" is my favorite movie G

She's a good actress, IMO, her irony usually helps every movie she is in.

Romy

Yep, she is. and when she isn't, she's got loads of charisma.

The Acid House

Grease
A Walk to Remember
Save The Last Dance
Dirty Dancing
anything with Julia Roberts

*shudder*

I totally agree with your list, except, I love Grease, inexplicably...Julia Roberts - *shudder*

I saw The Grudge last weekend....it sucked! I dunno why it's still the #1 movie.?!.?! :rolleyes:

Grease & Dirty Dancing? How DARE you!

Paula ;)

heh.
What's funny is that while I hated those two movies (and most musicals...), I LOVED Moulin Rouge! :woohoo: I love Ewan McGregor...

:thumbsup:

Dude Where's My Car? Stupidest movie ever made!