Wedding Menu RSVP
 

You're invited to a wedding.
Do you check that you want the filet mignon, the cornish hen, or the salmon?
I usually go for the fish.

- Jake

Filet Mignon!!!

Cake, please. :D

Naturally. There are few things worse than a wedding with bad cake.
But first you need to pick an entree! :shrug:
(Unless you want the salmon cake. :shocked: )

- Jake

I'd go for the salmon and then the hen.

Me too. I like chicken, but I prefer boneless.

- Jake

For an entree, I'll pick those wedding mints. Yummy. :nod: :)

No way. I would have let it slide had you said chocolate covered strawberries, but mints? It's like eating toothpaste after the cap has been left off the tube overnight.

- Jake

If the "beef" entre is truly filet, then hell yeah, I would go for the filet! Unfortunately, most of the time I see "beef" on a wedding menu, it has turned out to be something like prime rib. In that case, I would go for the fish.

I'm definitely talking fillet. The brides family is rich. :nod: ;)

- Jake

MM...good choices and considering I'm living in a crappy dorm room in DC and haven't had food that was not out of a box or can or something all summer....can I choose all of the above? I'll take the chicken and Salmon home for later....the Filet Mignon...I'll eat first :D

I'd go with the salmon.

Give me the salmon any day. Well, the Fillet might be good, but the salmon is always reliable, where as I have to be in the right mood for a steak.

Definitely Filet. I don't have it that often, andI eat chicken a lot. I'm not a huge fan of fish in general.

Paula

In order, first the filet, then the salmon, then the chicken. I do like all 3, though, so I would be happy with any of them.

Where's the vegetarian option? I'd probably go for that. A nice pasta. Or a nicer fish than salmon, like tilapia or something.

Salmon's too oily and fatty, chicken at dinners like that are normally gigantic 1/4 chickens with bones and skin and crap, and normally they will only cook the filet/steak for everyone at the same temperature level, and I cannot handle anything under medium well.

I'm so picky!!

Are you still in shape or has this diet caught up with you?

- Jake

I find salmon to be pretty reliable too, but I always think of the movie airplane where the people get sick from the fish.

- Jake

I'm the opposite - no red meat for me.

- Jake

I've been to weddings where other people at the table give me food off their plates because I like the food so much. So really, I guess I've found that the choice doesn't always have to matter.

- Jake

I think of beef as much fattier than salmon.

- Jake

The only wedding you have to go to is your own. I'll send the bride and groom a check if I like them, and eat OUT!

Salmon cakes are delish. I'll have that. Actually, my friend had a party last month for her 30 birthday (same as Stevie's) and getting her master's, and that's what the choices were, essentially. The salmon was really good. :woohoo:
Then, though I normally would've picked the chocolate brownie thing, I got creme brulee, cause i have never had it.
That concludes this episode of "Boring Posts By the Poor and Obscure"
Amber

I'm going to go with none of the above :laugh:

The food is the best part of a wedding. Sorry, I'm a romantic.

- Jake

I never had a salmon cake until last year. It does seem that salmon is a craze in this country right now. I don't remember seeing it on so many menus fifteen years ago.
"But I didn't HAVE the salmon mousse." :shocked: :lol:

- Jake

Well - all of my clothes still fit but I am a little mushier than I'd like to be...luckily I am allowed access to the gym on the campus where I'm staying...I just can't seem to get motivated to go 5 times a week anymore...so yeah...the diet and lack of exercise are starting to catch up....luckily I'm only here for three more weeks :D

Who invited you in? Get back to parking the cars. :shrug: :lol:

- Jake

Aaah, you're getting older. In high school and college I worked out every day. In the years since I work out...less. :(

- Jake

Perhaps cause people started to realize how important Omega 3 fatty acids are. also salmon has some other nutrient that only it has. Only other place besides fish to get omega 3 is flaxseed oil, and walnuts. And it is a VERY important nutrient. Fascinating, right? :laugh:
Amber

Yeah, but the big talk this year has been that farm-raised salmon is bad for you.

- Jake

Well, if it's your wedding, i'll be the one there telling your fiance, if you're smart, you'll turn back :lol: ;)

I know, it's so hard to keep up with the nutritional trends. But when i buy salmon at whole foods, i checked to make sure i was helping deplete the Alaskan ocean portion... ;) I'm glad we have the opportunity to discuss these important, scintillating issues...
A

And she'll ask you to leave since we opted out of going with the boardwalk-wear theme & she'll think you're the entertainment. :wavey:

- Jake

Well I guess you'll have to leave your sunglasses at home that day then :nod:

Sorry, they go where I go. And they don't have thick plastic rims & photo-grey lenses, so they're not really boardwalk-wear.

- Jake

So it'll be Jake without hair and glasses atop his head. Gee...lucky lady she'll be :laugh:

I told you my hair is pretty long right now. Picture your back, but combed. :)

- Jake

Just don't grow a mullet, k?

My back is combed, thanks. :rolleyes:

Deal. And I'm not walking around with a pick sticking out of my hair either. :cool:

- Jake