Spin-off (of sorts): Crossover Stevie Songs That Never Happened
 

With all this talk about a jazz album, I thought we might examine the lost crossover demos that are still stuck in Stevie's vault.

From The Lost Rap Album-
Mama Says F*** Your Blue Lamp Up

From The Lost Gospel Album -
Like A Working River Jordan

From The Lost Country Album -
I Got Shawls In Low Places

From The Lost Jazz Album -
I Say Champra, You Say Champa, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

From The Lost Metal Album -
Come On Feel The Gossamer Wing

From The Lost Disco Album -
She Wonders Is This Real, Or Does She Just Want To Be Dancing Queen



What did I forget? :cool: ;)

- Jake

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I'm laughing too hard to think of anything!!!!

Utterly hilarious! :D

Oh yeah, Dallas produced Stevie's rap song "You Be Illume". (Remember "You Be Illin' "? :lol: )

I still want to hear the Dallas Austin TISL outtakes. Are they even circulating yet? :confused:

- Jake

:lol: :laugh:

R&B
I Will Always Love You and Follow You Down Till the Sound of My Voice Will etc.
Two-Bird-y-licious
Don't go Chasing Crystal Waterfalls?
Amber

Walk This Way Down to Emmeline

From The Lost Country Album -
- Smiling Islands In The Stream
- Stand By Your Highwayman
- Lady, I'm Your Knight In Shining Armor From The Mountain

From The Lost Latin Album -
- What Has La Vida Loca Ever Done For You?

From The Lost Disco Album -
- When You Build Your Brick House, Call Me Home

From The Lost Rap Album -
- Gangsta's Shangri-la

From The Lost Jazz Album -
- It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't A Great Dark Wing


- Jake

Then of course there's the hip-hop collaboration with Outkast on "Forest Of The Black Roses Smell Like Poo-Poo-Poo."

It's not really dirty, so much as it's just juvenile and inane. But then, my brother says I'm a music-elitist, so what do I know? :o :)

Disco Stevie
 

Now I imagine Stevie wearing a multi-color afro wig, with sparkly boots!!!

...and Lindsey dancing like Travolta???

Yeah, but as i'm thinking about it it doesn't strike me as much of a stretch, especially Lindsey! BTW, wasn't it your birthday a few days ago? If so, happy belated B-day, I hope it was wonderful and all your friends remembered and you had a great time together, etc. If it wasn't, well, never mind... :xoxo:
Amber

That's what my brother tells me, too. :shrug:

I have a sense of humour, I swear I do! :laugh:

Nonsense. Remember the demo:
"Lindsey, don't you think Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name?"
"Yes, Stevie, I thnk Poo-Poo-Poo is a beautiful name."
"Richard...We have to go to the park to record the sounds of birds poo-ing...You know, poo-ing in the trees."
:wavey:

- Jake

:lol: I really had no clue what this thread was about. Thanks for the laugh!

Since when do we pay attention to thread topics? :confused: :)

- Jake

Hmm. True enough.

Carry on my thread ruining friend! ;)

Excuse me, I'm a thread enhancer.
You're a thread ruiner. That cheetah pattern is getting frayed. :lol:

- Jake

From The Lost Country Album:
- Coal Miner's Daughter Of The Moon

From the Lost Rap Album:
- Ice Ice Babaaay...Babaaay...Babaaay

From The Lost Disco Album:
- Three Disco Ducks Of Rhiannon
- More Than Just Like A Woman
- Ring My Bell Through The Night
- Affairs Of The Heart Of Glass
- When Will I See You Again To Stare At The Stairs


- Jake

:lol: :lol: :lol: wait, i'm gonna die :laugh: :laugh:
Cept, what's the real title of the last one? I didn't know it. Not the Stevie song, the other song.
Amber
Hey, you know "i love the (insert decade)" shows? You should apply for a job as one of the people who make jokes about whatever in between.
Amber "career counselor" G.

Not Stevie but..
Bette Davis Eyes of the World

The song is When Will I See You Again. :lol:

Find me a job application & I'm there. :cool:

- Jake

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread was just what I need to lift me out of my city-hating funk of the day haha....too funny!!!!

Sorry you're in a funk. At least you're not having to deal with our rain, right?

- Jake