Killing People
 

So, have any of you ever killed a man?

Well....
 

Ahhh, Me too! :thumbsup:

Yes. http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/ed/kodamagnam.gif

I killed a baby hamster once. My husband has killed a pigeon and a kitten. We're working our way up. :cool:

Hmmm...
 

"Killing is my business...And business is good"

Brian j.

What kind of question is that?! :laugh:

I've killed two dogs (accidentally) and a bird. I'm sure I've also run over other random woodland mammals in the past I'm forgetting.

never killed any men though. I've beat one to a bloody pulp actually, but not death.

Really?!?! Did he call Stevie Nicks fat?
(sorry if this offends you :thumbsup: )

I killed many many Amazons in Greece in my past life.

another hamsterkiller, right here

Several.

I once ran over someone just to see if their back would snap. It did.

No. But sometimes I leave the hotel desk, dress up like my mother, and scare attack in the showers. So it's mom who's really doing the shower killings.

JakeBates :wavey:

I threatened it if anyone broke or stole my twenty favorite CDs. Or my iPod. :D

I usually...
 

don't have the urge to kill anyone because most people know to stay the hell outta my sight (I seem to intimidate people when I don't even go outta my way too)...Being 6'-1" 230lbs. and looking like a mean sum bitch does have it's advantages.

In my circumstances... is this a trick question??????

i beat someone within an inch of their life one time. it had to be done.

they survived.

eek Sarah.

As for the rest of you homocidal maniacs - I know what you did last summer, and so yeah.. I'm coming to kill you tooo. :) Now, where the hell did I put my hook?

Yeah, but in your defense, I kind of had it coming, and to be honest, I really enjoyed it. ;) :wavey:

- Jake

I killed a mole yesterday! Damn ugly creatures!

Actuallty I took your hook and I am coming after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :]

I hope you're joking! :laugh:

Killing is bad, m'kay? Jesus knows everything you do, m'kay? ;)

I've killed men with kindness. And i assume everyone i've broken up with has withered away and died-does that count?
Amber

Yes it does.

Actually, I do have a story that relates to this topic.... So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Man, how many times have i heard that story.... :lol:
Amber

Its a classic! :D

It sure does, Brian! My boyfriend's the same way and it's funny! He's sweet as pie, but the general public seem to react to him like he proabaly has killed someone! :laugh:

Three words after reading all of these replies:

*TRUST NO ONE*

:woohoo: