Steviewood
 

If Dolly can have a theme park, so can Stevie. Let's design it.

It would have to be on a cliff by a mountain near a desert over a tunnel that leads straight back through the sun to a blue-green sea. I'm thinking instead of Mickey ears the kiddies could wear shawls, leather and lace, and blue denim. Rides include the Recording Of Rumours Rollercoaster, the TiltawhirlAndRockalittle, the BlackWidowSpider, and the BombaySapphireTeacups.

Anything I left out?

- Jake

How about Magic Mushroom Mountain.... It gets verrry high up there!

How about the Land of Rainbows & Castles of Candy?

(I think it sounds better than Bitchland)

Paula

There would have to be a fabulous boutique that sells Stevie inspired clothing and suede platform boots in every color! It could be called "Everything But The Black Dress Boutique." :laugh:

...since I'd be running it :laugh: I can guarantee you, that item would not be available!

LOL!

The Shangri-La Snack Bar
The Other Side of the Mirror(s) Fun House
The Haunted Song Castle in the Sky
The Wind and the Rain and the Water Log Flume
Two Kinds of Tunnel of Love
The Sister of the Moon Observatory
The Beautiful Child Kiddie Park
The Edge of Seventeen "Guess My Age" Booth
Too Far From Texas Western Town


Give me a minute, I'll think of some more... :laugh:

Let's not forget the Twisted roller coaster ride!!!!!!!!!!

AND the Sorcerer's tent!!!!!!

Of course, the academic "Planets of the Universe."

:cool:

POTU - much better name for an observatory than the one I used... :p

Until the Landslide Freefall brings you down.

- Jake

I think Bitch Mountain would work. Heaven knows I've scaled that too often.

- Jake

I don't know, you might make a killing running Blackdresses R Us.

- Jake

Love these. Don't forget the Something That You Lost And Found.

- Jake

And the gift shop will sell Man And Woman In A Snow Globes.

- Jake

Don't forget Madame Celani's You Could Be Garbo Or Even Marlena Wax Museum.

- Jake

I guess that could be an ironic side project. :laugh:

Welcome to the Dollhouse: A collection of Stevie's dolls (Warning: Dolls may frighten young children)

The Stand Back Giant Treadmill Ride

I think you're confusing Steviewood with the Neverland Ranch. ;)

I suggest having the Land Of Parasols (as seen in "Talk To Me"), and a movie theatre with a big pipe-organ and a monk usher.

Or Paper Dollhouse. Or Baby Dollhouse.

- Jake

Maybe it's 'cause the kids wear blankets on their heads like they're embracing the dance of Rhiannon.

- Jake

And guests can stay at the Imperial Hotel, where clothes can be pressed at the Down To The Laundromat.

Don't forget the Forgotten Chimpanzee Petting Zoo.

- Jake

And the endlessly repetitive It's All The Beautiful Worlds After All.

- Jake

:D

Paula

PS - Has anyone mentioned the Flying Golden Ball? You know, to fly across the world in :]

The Whassamattah, Baby Daycare Center

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I love it!

And to fly high above you, still I love you...

- Jake

Where there are many things to stare at.

- Jake

More:
 

- The Bella Donna Pony Rides
- The Escape From Berlin Labyrinth
- The Fast Like A Jet Planes
- The She In All Her Magic Mountain


- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You guys are killing me!

The "Art Lover Like Me" caricature booth

with candles and crystals - hey - its anyone's fantasy :cool:

3-d
 

I would like to see...

a RHIANNON 3-D EXPERIENCE
FIREFLIES midnight extravaganza (upon weather conditions)
The Greta-Sara-Alice-Juliet Parade

No, "It's Anyone's Fantasy" is the adult booth. :sorry:

- Jake

- The God's Garden Nature Preserve
- The A Look A Touch Within The Touch Of My Fingers Petting Zoo (or adult booth)
- The I'm Ready To Sail Water Park
- The With You To Light My Nights Fireworks Show


- Jake

im thinkin it could be called "Dream Land"
and there needs to be some kind of bird themed coster, maybe it could be done like the dueling fire and ice costers in Universal, you could have the "white" white wing dove coster with the "black" night bird coster, and they could race, through a dessert setting, or you could have the 3, 3 birds or rhiannon costers, they could race and intertwine through a mystical enchanted welsh forest
-and there need to be LOTS of rides that spin people around

Dont forget rhiannon!

of course the entrance would have to be just one set of doors, the color of honey.. :p

And the exit doors are pink and gray....or perhaps the restroom doors should be pink and gray. :D

a rapid ride through the silver springs
:]

I am UP for this ride :blob2:

New meaning to "You must be THIS tall to board this ride." :lol: ;)

- Jake