If You Could Re-Name The Ledge, What Would You Call It?
 

Just wondering.

- Jake

Jake's Pointless Post Emporium.


Just kidding. ;)

What's your point? :cool:

- Jake

Much like you, I have none :cool:

Check the top of your head. :p

- Jake

Check your....

oh my, that's a shame :laugh:

You mean that I have hair where you have a point, horns, and a 666? :angel:

- Jake

Clearly that's what I meant. :angel:

And don't call me Clearly, Surely.

- Jake

Call me whatever you'd like, just don't call me late for dinner.

Add that to our list of annoying phrases.

I would rename it 'The Jake and Marissa Comedy Special'.

You guys do have a sitcom, don't you?

:)

Zuckheimer <3
 

lol
"I'll take Ham, hold the Mayo."

*nods* That's my vote, too ;)

This is clearly another plot by the chiffonheads to undermine Lindsey's influence...

And you speak for all of the FruitoftheLoomHeads?

- Jake

Cool, as long as I get top billing.

- Jake

I don't eat ham or mayo, I just serve it.

- Jake

Psh...I don't think so!

Have it your way:

The
marissa
and
JAKE
Show


- Jake

:laugh:

Okay, okay...I suppose it was right the first time...alphabetical order... The Jake and Marissa Show it is.

Exactly.

The
JAKE
and
marissa
Show


- Jake

Your name may appear bigger but just remember, i'm cuter. I'm the Mary...and you're the Rhoda :nod:

In other words, you're the vanilla one who throws lousy parties & I'm the funny one who gets my own show and a spouse.

- Jake

Basically. But i'm still cuter ;) And hey, who says I wanted a spouse! And if it wasn't for my show, you wouldn't have a show :p

In a world where cuter = whinier. :wavey:

- Jake

Oh please. I don't whine. I gravel ;)

Like the grimey rocks on the bottom of a fish tank, or did you mean "grovel"? ;)

- Jake

:note to self:

Be sure and check all grammar, spelling, and syntax before replying to Jake, who has NEVER made an error when it comes to spelling.

Yes, I meant "grovel" :laugh:

Error? That was an error? I think grimey rocks are quite fitting for you. Forget spelling.

- Jake

Thanks. I'd say something equally as snarky back to you but i'm saving my insults for later ;)

Yes, by all means save them for Mirror Time where they belong.

- Jake