What's the view from your place?
 

My apartment is high up and overlooks the pool & a highway (NOT I-10, thank goodness), several buildings, and trees. It faces SW, so I get great sunsets and lots of sunshine, but I end up paying more on air conditioning.

What do you see when you look out?

- Jake

Our neighbors house across the street...trees....planes heading to the airport :nod:

My apartment is on the second story. My bedroom window overlooks grass and a creek. There are often ducks, deer, and other birds around. The living room window overlooks the parking lot. Fortunately we are near the freeway and the main road but not too close so it's fairly quiet.

I swear I never see so many planes in the sky as when I'm in Jersey.
How far are you from the airport?

- Jake

Well, I can see my neighbors houses, including one neighbor whose garage door apparently doesn't work as it is open ALL THE TIME...and she basically lives in there...talks on the phone *loudly* etc....

And farther off I have a view of the Organ Mountains...which I don't live too far from....it's a nice little mountain range that gives our city something lovely to look at :)

At the moment I'm also seeing an obsene amount of weeds...like I'm thinking the neighbors are going to start complaining and calling codes enforcement on me lol...BUT I did start pulling them today....so hopefully in a few days...no more weeds :nod:

The grass & creek sound nice, but doesn't the parking lot get noisey? I am not a fan of noise.

- Jake

It's just too easy.:laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

By car it's about 18 minutes. However, if you go to the edge of my town to the waterfront, it's not that far down the river...you can see them coming in and landing.

A porno shop, a convenient store, and the turnpike. ;)

Never got the fascination with watching planes.
When they opened the new airport in Austin a few years ago, it became a popular date spot for a time.

- Jake

At least you get to avoid a long work commute, right?:)

- Jake

Hell, the clients come to my place. I do live shows twice daily, chains are optional but leather is a must.

Those poor customers, having to be chained or strapped down just to watch.
No wonder you were talking recently about some guy who wasn't permitted to close his eyes during porn viewing.:distress: :wavey:

- Jake

Those suckers can't even chew through the restraints. I should know, they tried.

Maybe if you drew from the under seventy-five crowd, so they wouldn't have to gum their way to freedom?

- Jake

You asshole. :laugh:

I don't like to watch planes but going down to the waterfront in between the aquarium and the Tweeter Center and checking out the amazing view of Philadelphia is nice..makes me look forward to summer and the FLEETWOOD MAC CONCERT :nod:

Jake, you know you take all the chicks to the airport ;) :laugh:

Yeah, but declaring them at customs gets expensive.:laugh:

BTW, I hate aquariums. The shark fear thing.:eek:
(Hate the Tweeter, too!)

- Jake

My goodness, do you kiss your old lady clients with that filthy mouth?:( :wavey:

- Jake

If you only knew where their mouths have been...especially if they seek out my services. :eek: ;)

The pharmacy or the corner dealer, I imagine.

- Jake

I will play both, but it's an extra $20.

Plus bail.:cool:

- Jake

No, I have an arrangement with the local cops. But I'd send Marissa up the river if my ass was on the line. ;)

That's touching, it reads like a missing Stevie lyric.
You could have written for Street Angel if you were a little better.

- Jake

"When you're caught by cops
And there's nothing but 'cuffs
I'd send Marissa up the river
And suddenly...I'd be freeeeeeeeeeee"

Marissa's free and floating again
Rolling on the pike
Unwinding in her thong

- Jake

You never promised me a cheetah print thong
You never said it would be cotton
And now it's wool and I'm uneasy and itchy
Ooh, on my ass there is a rugburn

Stayed dry the other day
Stayed dry again yesterday
Wonder if I'll ever stay dry again
It reminded me of Thong Depends

- Jake

Depends deposits all the time
I wonder what Jakey would say
Another clean-up
Another pair
Another run to CVS this time

Both of you can kiss my cheetah thong'd ass. :laugh:

Preferably the smooth cheek. :D

Through the mist she feels her thong
Riding up on her
Playing with GardenStateGirlie
We'll be there to tease you when you fall

- Jake

Fine, but if it kisses us back, we're getting you a bigger thong.:)

- Jake

Such a troubled girl
Such a riding thong
She could dig it out
Before the discomfort made her cry
Ridicule would become her middle name
Cheetah thongs induce pain

:laugh:

The aqaurium in Camden isn't too great but i've been to the aquarium in Baltimore a few times...it's nice.

I hate the Tweeter Center with a passion.

You never promised me a thong made out of Depends
Lame of gold you said was all you could buy
You never said you'd be a cheetah print lady
And GardenStateDipstix, no, you never fried

- Jake

I've been to both, and both are set up so you feel like you can fall into the tanks when you look down into them.
I like Inner Harbor, though.

- Jake

Fine. :rolleyes:

I soiled myself
And now I know but I won't tell
It's so unreal
So weak my bladder feels
Maybe Depends will fix incontinence
Maybe from now oooooonnnnnnnn
Maybe clean-up will be easier
Oh, those words I long to hear
Maybe depends will fix incontinence