When You Get Caught Between the (Sister of the) Moon and Atlantic City
 

What were Lindsey's first words to his wife after the kiss heard 'round the world after Landslide Saturday night?

"Your eyes were playing tricks on you, honey."

"It was a pity kiss."

"I was checking to see that her hip was okay, and I tripped onto her face."

"I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Time cast a spell on me, but I can't forget her."

"I'm doing everything I can to get the taste of Anne Heche Lafoon off my lips!"

"Didn't Stevie herself tell you never to get involved with a rock star? It's the nature of the beast, you know."

"You think THAt'S bad? Wait until you see what I try with Mindy and Sharon in Philly."

"I wanted to see how she really felt about 'Come'."

"Maybe you'd feel better if all three of us got together..."

Any other guesses?

- Jake

Jake...
 

I am ROTFLMAO!!!! :laugh::lol::laugh:

This is hilarious!!

How about:

She kissed ME, not the other way around!!

I was just checking to see if I felt anything for her...nope, not a thing.

Remember when our manager told us to practice our CPR techniques? Well...

Re: When You Get Caught Between the (Sister of the) Moon and Atlantic City
 

"Stevie...well, she had a little something in her teeth."

"I just wanted her to see what she can never have again because i'm totally devoted to you and you're the love of my life."

"I was--- BEWITCHED!"

"No no no honey, that was my STUNT DOUBLE!"

"Her lips looked so moist and shiny....I had to try her lip gloss."


LMAO!!!! :laugh:

LOL! This is great. :laugh:


Looking sheepish..."Well, what can I say?" (Then, to the tune of Beautiful Child...) "We fell in love when you were only ten..."


"Okay! I kissed her! But honey, I make LOVE to you."


"So I went insane for a moment! She's a lot like you..."


lol!


~Angela~

I AM ROLLING OVER HERE!!! LMAO~~!!!!!! That is GREAT!!! :laugh:

lol! Thanks. :laugh: This thread is cracking me up. :laugh:


"Sweetheart...Honey...Darlin'....it was DARK! I thought I was kissing her forehead."


"Damn that witch. She MADE me do it. Her and her damn spells."


"Babycakes, it didn't mean anything, honest. I'm a family man now." Then, he walks away with a blank look on his face, mumbling, "mother...father...brother...mother...father....brother...."



:laugh:

LMAO! :laugh:

You've heard of a sound check, hon. I was just doing a tonsil check.

LOL!!! This is tooooo funny! ;) Jake you truly are original....
What a great thing to read before bed.
ok here is my attempt:

"Honey...you know I am over her! (said with a smile) ;)

"But I had sweat in my eyes and I thought it was you...."

"She was going to..tell the world...cough...and uh...everyone would have..... uh....found out...and I had to stop her!"

"I was bewitched...I swear!"

"I was gasping for air and she gave me some"

Oh gosh..I do suck at this...but this is great fun! Have a great concert monday night...we will be with you in spirit!

Tamara :wavey:

Hehehe....
 

I wonder if I could use that "excuse" too if I ever had the pleasure to "swap spit" with Stevie? Hehehehe...Brian j.

Fun!
 

Lindsey:
"Don't blame me!"
"Must be just exactly what I need!"
"I said I'd never break the chain - what can I say, I'm a man of my word!"
"After the music ended, there was nowhere to go but downstage right!"
"Don't worry - my little demon is coming after you next!"

Kristen: "I should have turned away and ran just as fast as I can!"

Stevie: "Don't worry Kristen... players only love me when they're playing!"

I almost posted this one myself!
Now really, can this board really stand TWO people with this demented sense of humor?:distress: ;)

- Jake

:laugh: This is my favorite.

- Jake

I'm counting down the hours until the concert!

Re: Your air quote above:

How about
"She found my big big love (grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt)."

Re: Fun!
 

Re: Song references -

How about
"I walk a thin line, but I promise I'm never going back to first base with her again."

- Jake

Sorry, but with Stevie's height even in platforms, there's no way he could think he was kissing her forehead. More likely he thought she would be kissing his ___..:p

- Jake

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And "Her eyes looked sad..."

- Jake

Re: Jake...
 

Ha ha - Images of "Resuscitation Stevie" dolls in the firehouses.

- Jake

LOL!:laugh: :laugh: The more the merrier, I say! lol!


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~Angela~

ROTFLMAO!! :laugh: Too funny. :D


~Angela~

LOL!!! Naughty naughty man.... :D
So now when I see this "kiss" during the concert....I am going to be thinking of this!!! ;)

Is it hot in here...cough.. :laugh:

Tamara:wavey:

Oh these are great guys, hahahaha! I didn't see this kiss even though I was there, but I saw something..I wish I was closer.

Tonight I will make sure I take a picture of this KISS if it happens and show ALL of you!:)

Im leaving.................NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooooooray hooooooooooray!

OMG! I'm on the floor over here!
This is CLASSIC!

~Renae:laugh:

More like
"We fell in love when you were only a cell in your mother's ovary!"

LMAO!

How did I miss this thread yesterday?

He could have said any of the following:

We just couldn't getaway, so......, you know, anywhere we can, anytime we can...

She was about to fall off her platforms! What? She wasn't wearing them? Well, those Reeboks are pretty unsafe. I had to make sure she wasn't gonna hurt herself. You know, honey, no Stevie, no show.......... no show, no money, and then no more shopping!

We were in a paralell universe in another life at that moment. You know my arms aren't supposed to go around her. So see, it wasn't REALLY me, only the spirit of my past life acting out while the Gods of Mt. Olympus looked on and debated whether or not to destroy us. Really. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to be struck down by Zeus's lightning bolts.

-Sharon

Oh man, that's SCARY! I can almost hear him saying that! LMAO! Throw in a "cycle" or an "inherent in the situation", and THERE YA GO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


~Angela~:wavey:

Man, are we all victims of FM overload lately? LMAO!

Angela, I think I was actually channeling Lindsey while I was writing that! haha!

I forgot to say, "But she gave me 33% more room to manuever, sweetheart, so it was ok."

ROTFLMAO!!
Too much is never enough!

-Sharon

We in sec. 117 for the Atlanta concert will be watching with interest all of the intimate moments both on AND off stage as we have a view of both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, just let them try to get away with anything in front of "us!!!!!!!!!!!" :]

Also, wasn't AC the place where LB had to finish Silver Springs for a weepy Stevie. Hmmmmmmm . . . . .