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amber 06-21-2005 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
Skank alert !
You don't have to announce yourself every time you post...besides, it's why we love you, Sparky!

sparky 06-21-2005 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by amber
You don't have to announce yourself every time you post...besides, it's why we love you, Sparky!
Oh, I am no skank, AMber. Slut puppy, loudmouth, **** stirrer, cad, even a whore on occasion. But skank ? Nope. :lol:

Serrart 06-21-2005 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
Skank alert !
I quite like her. And she'll probably get an Oscar nomination for the new Woody Allen's movie next year. Cannes' critics loved her.

Romy

amber 06-21-2005 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
Oh, I am no skank, AMber. Slut puppy, loudmouth, **** stirrer, cad, even a whore on occasion. But skank ? Nope. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
whoremouth?

sparky 06-21-2005 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Serrart
I quite like her. And she'll probably get an Oscar nomination for the new Woody Allen's movie next year. Cannes' critics loved her.

Romy
I think she is a great actress. But I also think she is a skank.
Ditto Chloe Sevigny.

They both have that indefinable skank quality.

Eau de skank.

amber 06-21-2005 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
I think she is a great actress. But I also think she is a skank.
Ditto Chloe Sevigny.

They both have that indefinable skank quality.

Eau de skank.
Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.

dissention 06-21-2005 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Serrart
Scarlett Johansson?

Romy
Ohmy****ingword, YESSSSSSSS!

I love love love love love Scarlett. I could totally go for that. Beauty and brains, definitely a perfect match for Christian Bale.

dissention 06-21-2005 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
Ditto Chloe Sevigny.
Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.

sparky 06-21-2005 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by amber
Chloe totally has it, bad, but I haven't noticed it on Scarlett.
When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank. :thumbsup:

dissention 06-21-2005 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank. :thumbsup:
:laugh:

Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.

sparky 06-21-2005 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dissention
:laugh:

Paris Hilton's vagina should be in the yellow pages by now.
Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?

sparky 06-21-2005 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dissention
Oy. Love her, too, but I could count her genital warts from 500 paces.
That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.

dissention 06-21-2005 06:56 PM
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Under Toll Roads, perhaps? Tourist Attractions ? Superfund sites ?
Garbage, Rentals, Sewers, Pests, Recreational, and Plumbing, too. :woohoo:

The Tower 06-21-2005 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
When she is without makeup, skankasaurus. But, not in the Paris Hilton category or anything. She takes the cake. That kind of skank can't be painted over, dyed, dressed up, or removed surgically. She also fits into a special category of mine - the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank. :thumbsup:
I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???

dissention 06-21-2005 07:00 PM
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That made me hoot so loud, 2 people came into my office.
*bows*

I guess I am still full of piss and vinegar after all, my love.

dissention 06-21-2005 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Tower
I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.

I just don't get it. Are straight men really that stupid???
Are crooked guys that stupid that they feel the need to actually ask that question??? :shocked:

amber 06-21-2005 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
the long limbed, out of proportion skank : Gangleskank. :thumbsup:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Please, if there's a god, I'll have some opportunity to use that word...

sparky 06-21-2005 07:11 PM
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I still don't get that whole Paris Hilton thang. She has no ass, no tits and she has the body shape on an alien vistor.
Not to mention the equine mug.

sparky 06-21-2005 07:12 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Please, if there's a god, I'll have some opportunity to use that word...
Happy to be of service.

dissention 06-21-2005 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sparky
Not to mention the equine mug.
:laugh:

She's always looked like a malnourished fetus to me, plucked from the womb before she ripened.

amber 06-21-2005 07:14 PM
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Not to mention the equine mug.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mrrrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr!!!

gldstwmn 06-21-2005 07:39 PM
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You can always count on me to say the things most people think it better not to say. Me or Diss. Or Tower. :laugh: :laugh:
And for that, I salute you. :lol: :woohoo:

gldstwmn 06-21-2005 07:40 PM
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You are so cute. I'd want you for my nurse any day. :cool:

AliP 06-21-2005 07:45 PM
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This picture had me LMAO. Look at that lady behind him. :lol: I got the pic from pinkisthenewblog.com.


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