Yup - I had lans this weekend too but no luck. Frustration is not a strong enough word!!

3 of my friends made one for our old geography teacher using a flashlight and one of those watersnake toys. Forever disturbed.

I'm faaaaaaarrrrrrr too cheap to ever buy one of those, but let me tell you, IF someone ever left one at my house, :shrug::shocked::confused::wavey:, OMFG, the odds are pretty good, that I'd never use my hand again.
Which I haven't.
Spend the $80, or whatever they are....better than the real thing.:eek:
OMFG.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to...........:lol:
TMI, not in this thread, bitches!

Am I the only one getting laid around here? :lol: I guess that's one of the perks of living in NYC.

I could get laid almost every night, if I wanted. Sometimes it's just a lot easier, to get a good night's sleep!

Because THAT, is not sleep.

STOP BREATHING IN MY F*CKING EAR!:laugh::wavey:

I'm married.....so I am:wavey: My wife would KILL me if she read that. Oh well:lol:

Mick

Well, I cooooould... but that involves the whole "sex with the ex" thing that just doesn't end well. I'm fine with it (obviously!) but it may make things difficult... That said, a little while longer of this and there's bound to be a night when I found myself round at hers!

It's really amazing, the BAGGAGE that goes along with having sex with women. A friend of mine told me that he almost never has sex with his wife, because of the other "paybacks" that are involved. That if they screw, that he'll be paying for it, for at least a week. And it's just not worth it.

I don't see why sex and masturbation have to be mutually exclusive. I enjoy each on their own merits! :p

Oh yeah, I can do myself, better than anyone.
Unfortunately, kissing and holding myself, is kind of lame.;)

I went to dinner last night with some girls from work and this topic can up. They asked if guys like to be jacked off or to do it themselves. Although, I love the companionship, I do it better all by myself. :D

It's odd.

The first (and last) girl I was with was WAY too rough, and I had to go "stop stop stop" but, the last guy who went down there with his hand... much better.

Maybe it's because guys know what feels good :laugh:

I live in Las Vegas and could get laid all of the time. I just don't particularly care, though. I guess I'm just a boring old maid. :shrug:

This made me chuckle. :laugh:

:laugh: Ohh, I'm not opposed to solo trips to the moon. Not opposed at all! But I wanted a co-pilot this weekend. lol.
It's ok though -- we've rescheduled. ;)