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bombaysaffires 04-04-2016 10:14 PM

If you wake up and have diarrhea
If the smell starts to make you gag,
Open the door, let in some air
you'll smell things in a different way

Please stop stinkin' up the bathroom
Please stop, god I need some air
I need some air that doesn't smell like poo
The immodium's gone
Immodium's gone

HomerMcvie 04-04-2016 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbrownsjr (Post 1180426)
very very punny!!

Still better than runny!

bombaysaffires 04-05-2016 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by paleshadow (Post 1180243)
You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum. :shrug:

aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....:eek:

bombaysaffires 04-05-2016 12:27 AM

Tell me why
everything smells so bad
Gassing up
Farting is all you wanna do
If I could
Baby I'd give you some beans
How can I
When you won't take them from me...

You can fart your own way
(Fart your own way)
You can call it another runny day
(Another runny day)
You can fart your own way
Fart your own way

HomerMcvie 04-05-2016 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180443)
aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....:eek:

Ripped away, like being on a date, after a lunch of cabbage soup. #lifeiscruel

:mad:


;)

~*BellaDonna*~ 04-05-2016 03:12 AM

If anyone falls it will be one of us, from the smell.
I know its not too clever, but funny? I hope. :p

Aussie W/Heart 04-05-2016 08:21 AM

Rock on fart ass woman,
Take your precious fart
& dig your grave

It's a fartless challenge,
Pick your smell, & I'll prey

Wake up in the morning
Hear your farts go down
Lousy farter's pick their prey
But they never fart out loud

:D

BigAl84 04-05-2016 12:13 PM

woah, it has a thread of it's own!

BigAl84 04-05-2016 06:17 PM

Sometimes it rages, fart a little
Even when it's calm, still fart a little
Just had too much cheese, I fart a little...
Say it was stinky like me
Still fart a little...

bombaysaffires 04-05-2016 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAl84 (Post 1180484)
woah, it has a thread of it's own!

a rip-roaring success!

~*BellaDonna*~ 04-27-2016 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180307)
Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!! :lol:

SisterNightroad 04-28-2016 06:36 AM

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

jbrownsjr 04-28-2016 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SisterNightroad (Post 1182128)
Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

Are you scared of feeling that way?

SisterNightroad 04-28-2016 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jbrownsjr (Post 1182138)
Are you scared of feeling that way?

AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.

jbrownsjr 04-28-2016 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SisterNightroad (Post 1182139)
AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.

I can't fight it, anymore!


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