Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1180307)

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

Originally Posted by SisterNightroad (Post 1182128)

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

Originally Posted by jbrownsjr (Post 1182138)

Are you scared of feeling that way?

Originally Posted by SisterNightroad (Post 1182139)

AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.

Originally Posted by SisterNightroad (Post 1182128)

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

Originally Posted by Dr.Brown (Post 1182141)

Ha, good one and with the rest of the lyric, this would make a great jingle for a deodorant commercial: "I'm scared of feeling that way" especially with Stevie's nice echoing line "Scared of feeling that way".

An announcer can then come on and say, "Try new ____ and you'll never have to worry...":D

Originally Posted by ~*BellaDonna*~ (Post 1182100)

Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!! :lol:

Originally Posted by bombaysaffires (Post 1185035)

Intense flatulence
As she farts in the room
Her black robes flapping
Cranking out a toot

And the black clouds of odor make
more people leave
And dried prunes in her lunch again--
Gas like stinky cheese

Toxic respiration
It was hard to breathe
She did farts at the top of the stairs
And she called
For beans….