Here's some more!

Edge of 17 - I went forth... with an age old...Desire... to please
Mine - I would f*** with an angel...desire to please

Gold Dust Woman - Rulers make bad lovers
Mine - Rumours make bad lovers
*When I first heard the song I didn't really like it but I thought that line was really deep and I thought that was why the album was called what it was*

Outside the Rain - Love is a word that some entertain/If you find it/You have won the game
Mine - Love is a word that's so irritating/ If you find it/You'd better roll again

I remember years ago a radio show I listen to was having people call in with misheard lyrics and this one guy called in with...

Second Hand News - "I'm just second hand news, yeahh"
He heard - "I'm just sittin' here nude, yeahh"

Found some more...
 

Seven Wonders (For the life of me, I'll never know what the heck she's saying during this song)-
"All the way down to Emmiline"
I heard- "All the way down to nevermind".

Angel (Bob Welch)- "Angel, I want to see you..."
I heard: "Hey Joe..." Something along the lines of that.

Re: Re: Misheard Lyrics
 

Omigod, I thought this was "blue corn seed" also! Hehe, alas I have company!

Okay, this one's not mine, but a friend of mine had written out the words to Stand Back so she could sing along and she wrote:

"Like a weirdo, I can't dance", which should have been:

"Like a willow, I can bend", oh man I laughed 'til I cried.

~Suze

:laugh:

- Jake

I'm with Jake:
:laugh:

Like a weirdo I can't dance..... too funny!
Ricoh

BWAAAAHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAA!

ROTFLMAO!


Mine: "just like the ONE winged dove" (in my defense, I was, like, 8 years old) Never occured to me that a dove with one wing probably can't fly very well.

My dad: "Sand bags, sand bags" (for Stand Back.) As a side note, whenever Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" came on the radio (there's nothing but really fast drumming at the very beginning, if you recall) he always got worried "what is that? Is something wrong with the car?"

Mine: "I'm YOUR second hand news"

Mine: "You move like a circus wheel" from over my head

Mine: "You do me until the sun comes up" from SYLM

Paula

Well, I think that was the idea she was strying to get across anyways...:laugh:

Shamus:)

I used to think Edge went "Just like the white winged dove/Sings a song STAND BACK she's singing"

- Jake

Wink Wink!

Paula

I was thinking the same thing :D

For a while, I thought it was that too.

While I was at the SYW concert and Second Hand News was playing, my sister was shouting at me:

"Second hand noose ?! What does he want with a noose?!"

I shouted back: "Second hand goose ?! What does he want with a goose?!"

Serious miscommunication there! :laugh:

I always misheard Bad Moon Rising by CCR. "There's a bathroom on the right"
Makes sense, don't it? :lol:

As I've already said in the Flatulence Humour thread when I listen to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"