I'm so afraid.....
Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart.

Broke wind one time
Broke wind two times....
I'm never gonna fart again.....

It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long.....

** Because I have toots all summer long.. ;)

So I guess this will just continue indefinitely.....

The thread has run out of gas.

My beauty... my beauty
My beautiful... beautiful... beautiful
Beautiful bean-o

...bunch of old farts

You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night
When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all....

And the second one,
well it's an awful thing so.....
go and fart all the way back home
farting home

And the days go by
Like a fart in the wind
In the stink that is my own
I begin again...

Lol ok...I'm done here.

Wait wait...

I have my own life
And my farts are stronger than you know...
But I carry this feeling
When you farted in my house
You'd better be walking back out the door...

That's all !

Not another Beano album. John's already made one.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGisiI_dI2...eano+album.jpg

Wait a minute baby
I'm smelling something vile
Said you'd do a line
but you never told me about the farting.

very very punny!!