UGH!!!! If I throw up, I'm sending you the bill for a new keyboard, doll!!!

On second thought- throw him in instead of Jared... I betcha he'd make a fantastic top!

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Well, if there was any statement you have ever made that has without a doubt proved that you are not gay, this is it.

He'd be brutal. AND it would be fun to push him around a little. Maybe show him he's not so tough after all.
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Okay, I'll take Jared! Yum!!

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Seriously, that **** repels me on such a grand scale that virgins cry for me. It reminds me of tree sap and petroleum jelly.

I find it absolutely hilarious that Dissention's idea of lube is KY....

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More proof that's he's straight as a board.

Dude, it's just an artificial version of a natural body fluid. Actual sex must horrify you on some level too. :lol:
No problem on the keyboard replacement, Homie.

Dude, my cat EATS petroleum jelly. I don't let him but my roommate has. Some pp think it's good for their coat but I don't want him eating that junk. I guess her Mom always gave her cats a little here and there. Still, I don't like it one bit. I have an extra keyboard for you if you've barfed, Diss! :wavey:

I have a odd little feeling that Mr. Weiland would be begging to be the bottom once he got grooving into that man-on-man action...

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I'll stick with the natural stuff, no artificial additives. :cool: The most I can handle is the already lubed condoms, otherwise forget it.

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Did you ever do that experiment for science class when you were younger with petroleum jelly? You take a plastic milk jug, cut a square out of it and smear it with the jelly. Then hang it outside for a few days to see the pollutants and crap that stick to it. :laugh: When I did it in fourth grade, it was black as soot.

Weiland ? Blech. That skeletal junkie. I can smell him from here. I am talkin' about trash talkin Rollins. His thick neck intrigues me. He'd squeal. I can just tell.

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