Me too, brah.

I can't wait for shore-leave so I can get me some f***in' poontang.

don't forget kielbasa! :laugh:

Your sig is killing me. :laugh: :laugh:

Gosh - Im so disapointed

:distress: :distress: :distress: :laugh:

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I agree!!!!! My fiancee and I knew we were in love before we even told each other. We worked together and things just started with laughing at company functions, talking at staff meetings... I just knew I loved him, he was wonderful on the eyes and so kind...and I felt in my soul he loved me....after about a month of flirting, I couldn't take it anymore, (keeping it to myself that I loved him) I had to tell him. When I did he said he loved me too. Christ, I felt an adrenaline rush and I had a rash on my chest.:laugh: It was like a frickin Supernova the first time we kissed, and after a glass of wine, we made love, not just sex. :xoxo: Eight wonderful years and a beautiful life later, here we are engaged.

Okay though, in college I did have a few one-night stands, but I have always been a very deeply sensitive person who didn't f*kc around casually. Always loved very deeply and intensely. I'm just not a casual person I guess when it comes to sex. But I love hittng it with my Sweetie, I think I'm a perv, wait, I am a perv....oh ya!:D :D

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Bless his Coulter lovin heart :D

Also - your new name is Towie the labia licker!

Of course, Towie the vulva vacuum is a close second :wavey:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

are we going to have to take the smilies away from you??? seriously.

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Although there are several exceptions, I put my vote on first date. I really only date people I want to bang, anyway, so why should I wait? It's not like I have morals.

In my current relationship, it was like a Day 2 thing.

Nazzzzty.

Never in my life would I ever even come close to doing anything even remotely close to that, Ms. Pattie.

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Originally Posted by michelle2677 (Post 666322) are we going to have to take the smilies away from you??? seriously.

Please do!

If I had the powers, it would be done already!!!