Ultimate Stevie Song/Team Effort

[darklinensuit]

CREATIVE LEDGIES WANTED!

PenguinHead's hilarious Dream Woman parody post below got me thinking. Let's put our heads together to write a Stevie song that sounds really Stevie-esque.
Let's each write a line & see where it goes. Borrow her phrases/images/cliches as you wish.
Feel free to rhyme....or not. Just like Stevie. (Grammar optional!)

I'll go first. Please add to:

The child once risen through the flower of love's darkness glitter
was never to be mine, not mine alone for now...

- Jake

[glitter_fades]

and there you go in the shadow of my dream
all at once a black sky flows like a river
back to the floor and up the stairs to the castle walls

(OMG I'm killing myself! Who's next?) :laugh:

[secondhandchain]

and the nightmare that remains
like a blue lamp in the back of my mind
was never over, the dream was just away....

[darklinensuit]

1st CHORUS:

Ooh ooh babywhatsamattuh
Call her strange
Call her missing
What can she say
Dial the number
Got no information, tradition. inspiration
Time/Life edition
Real heroes
Forgotten chimpanzee
Left down at the laundromat
WhatsamattaWhatsamattuh ooh ooooh ooooh
Forgot my chimpanzee
Ooooh Oooh Oooooooh my risen baby

(next verse...)

[glitter_fades]

Ooo baby baby, that feeling, it remains, like a feeling
like a great dark wing, everything was glittering like glitter
I track a ghost through the fog, up and down the snow covered hills,
up and down the halls, I hear you calling like a nightbird...

[darklinensuit]

Oooh calling out, calling, cry as she will, cry wolf, cry out, cry for her, crying in the morning, leave you crying in the night
Night by night day by day stare at the stairs
Heavy stares real love affairs
Dragged up the stairs, stop draggin' me
Waiting at the doorway all these years for all the tears
Chimpanzee Angel character in a top hat and her tales...

- Jake

[wondergirl9847]

spirited night I call to you
catch me in my fall to earth
whispering to my sister of the moon
while I go to the other side of the mirror.

My candle burns to illume the darkness
destiny calls to me on the midnight wind
sounds of the nightbird calling
as I sleep in a silvery bed of roses.

This is hysterical!!!! :laugh:

[glitter_fades]

I hope that your heart and your mirror are not broken
and your destiny finds you happy under a mirror in the sky
because he knows she said she told him to remember he misses her
until the day the sound of my voice will haunt you like a voice through the night,
like a wolf on the run, running through the garden of my heart...

[darklinensuit]

2nd Chorus:

Heart's garden, heart's gate, affairs of this heart broke long ago
And the chimp was enough, enough for me to love
Ooh ooh babywhatsamattuh
Call her Baby Doll
Call her Most Beautiful chimp in the World
What can she say
Consult Book of Miracles
Got no information, Mirror Mirror
Time/Life edition
Real heroes
Forgotten chimpanzee
Left down at the fair
WhatsamattaWhatsamattuh ooh ooooh ooooh
Forgot my chimpanzee
Ooooh Oooh Oooooooh my risen baby

(next verse...)

- Jake

[glitter_fades]

Oooo the rooms are on fire, my walls are flaming,
You're like a candle burning brightly inspite of yourself
Races are run, up the stairs, down the stairs
Reconsider, she's the one who dances round him in circles
She taunts him like a cat in the dark,
Oooo then blames it on her wild heart


(I haven't had this much cheer from FM in a while. Thanks! Goodnight.)

[secondhandchain]

In the middle of my room he held her prisoner
cry as she will, the spirits are ruthless, let your spirits set you free baby
so she walked down the hall , there are many doors in the hallway
If she sees him again, will it be over
the nightmare, the dream, the crystal vision
oh here I go again I see pale shadows down the hallway
track a ghost through the pale shadow
wait a bluuuueeee light
whats the matter baby
I think I had met my match, he was dreaming

[darklinensuit]

Dreaming somewhere on your side
Somewhere on the other side of the mirror of the world
All the beautiful worlds to dance across in a golden ball
Golden-haired ballerina hit it up there somewhere,
Hid it behind her hair,
Just like Juliet
Or Julia (no fool)
Or Jane
Or Joan of Arc
Or Sara, Rhiannon, Mabel, Greta, Marilyn, or Lily
Or somebody that you maybe love
And would always love like a river, just like a woman

- Jake

[Miranda]

Who's sorry now?
I'm sorry that you're sorry
Sorry to hear you
Crying in the night
Crying toward the sky
Unwinding in the wind
Blowing through the rain
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Raining over the planets of the universe



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[glitter_fades]

So I'm back, to see the velvet glittery diamond snake bite
I can't wait for that gypsy's remains to be found
She faces freedom and a whole lotta trouble
She has that feeling, trying to feel herself to see if she's really real
If she remembers how to feel that feeling
Of her real life or the death we know is her destiny
Secretly unwinding by the light of the moon
Riding high atop her phony pony all these years

[darklinensuit]

Riding high swinging from the second story
Where the big old house with columns and gardens by the sea is mine
I'll get down like a spirit in flight
Cries the three chimps of Rhiannon with their nightbird eyes
Dark eyes shadowed behind the white nets of lace clouding my crystal visions
Of golden braids, small gold bands, violet and blue mornings
Bue lamps and mirrors, blue eyes I miss
Red roses grown with passion, black snakes, black moons in those eyes of hers,
Orange camelbacks, sapphire seas, white-hot fires,
Silvery dresses pressed to darklinensuits
Warm blankets of velvet are my Angelchimp's finery...

- Jake

[gypsysara]

Like a diamond snake in a black sky... :laugh:

[Livia]

Jake, dude, you are freakin' hilarious!!! I'm still laughing over your RTTG parody and every time I hear that song, I sing "grab a cape" or "curl my hair" instead of "turn around." STILL LMAO! You rock!

:D :D :D

[ejof17]

ooh ooh I say this to you too...
you alone are the morning star
don't fill me with your dagger, baby
'cause I can't be like her

that girl was taken by the storms
that have gone so far from me now
she has gone to the edge of the
night baby...you remember my words

all the glittering storms that I have
seen go up...so far from me
cast away like a dove on the
branch of the tallest tree

yes, you are the winner
ooh ooh you are amber and
I can't be the one to be
condemned for you, not I

[darklinensuit]

Thanks so much, Livia. Just think, if FM would just put RTTG back in the set (and get their butts to Austin or Houston), we could actually sing back to them with the improvements. (And now it's time for you to add a verse to our Stevie song here. Don't be afraid of failing, the rest of us obviously have no shame!:laugh: )

I'm still laughing from the dagger line in ejof17's post.

Next verse:

Just how far must I fall to be condemned by you
Up against the wall with Joan and Jane
So about the moon and planets and where they lead us
Ooooh oooh that was a mystery for poor little fool
Like stiletto, my deadly weapon
Or the dagger in your pocket of miracles
That reaches from London to Paris to Rome to Emiline
It's not tusk, and it's not Tara
Got my bags packed full of abalone shells and silver trays
Meet me down by the train to cross the river to listen to the rain
Close your denim eyes to take you to the sun and the wind and the rain
To wash you clean
And you will find while there some chimp that you lost...

- Jake

[glitter_fades]

Yes it was a strain on her
Watching the chimp fall down
What can you do when that chimp's crazy for you?
Don't hide your chimp from me that way baby!
Once in a million years the chimp takes flight
Like a bird on the wing over the costal cities
In all your darkest hours
Have you ever heard the chimp sing?
Like the call of a nightbird on a working river
The crashing of the ocean to the sea
The sea changes color...Oooo...
But the chimp does not change...the lightbulb of the blue lamp
So she can keep the crystal visions to herself...yaa yaa...

(Chrous)

And like some chimp Tradition
Zoo/Life Edition
Paid my Tuition
Give my hair some Condition
The only thing I have to remember
Are the great Apes...Oooo...
And the white winged doves...
Ooo, baby, Ooo, said Ooooo...

[Livia]

I was the sweet, silver, soft chain
Who dedicated my pain to him
Standing in the darkness that I came out of
And wish that you were my sleeping, desert, street, Christmas angel

[darklinensuit]

Fallen angel catcher of my dreams
All is fair at the fair
Wild fever rages at a high price
On a dusty pink day of misery
Racing the tree in this game that we play
Too tall to climb, aaah, but trees usually are
But not for you, my Angelchimp
You're not like anyone else
You've climbed the lighthouse and taken me to the tower
That calls out to the sea like a London-bound plane in flight
Never to be boarded
Not by me
No, I could never go back
Morning star of evil stewardess would only let me
With my angel in a cage
The smell of Nag Champa and monkeypoop
Hanging in the air and on her every word...