Fleetwood Mac Big Brother [Archive]

madformac

06-28-2002, 02:26 PM

Ok, Let's lighten things up around here and let our imagination run wild!

It's......... Fleetwood Mac Big Brother.

It's day 1 in the house and the new residents are:-

Lindsey Buckingham, father of two, guitar genius. Hobbies include very odd hair styles, wearing black, sitting in his garage for years and years.

Stevie Nicks, diva singer and agony aunt to the stars. Hobbies include ten feet high platform shoes and... wearing black.

Christine McVie, retired. Hobbies include cooking and English castles.

John McVie, bass player extrordinaire, loving father. Hobbies include penguins, boats and wearing caps.

Mick Fleetwood, recent father of twins. Hobbies include exagerating to the press and selling things by auction.

Rick Vito, great guitar slinger. Hobbies include unusual guitars and gigging.

Billy Burnette, singer and guitarist. Hobbies include signing autographs for the ladies.

Bekka Bramlett, country singing chick. Hobbies include setting the boys hearts on fire.

The other two housemates are Bob Welch and Peter Green.

Day 1 sees everyone settling in. Lindsey and Stevie are arguing over who gets the biggest bed. Mick and Peter are talking about the 60's.
2:08pm. Lindsey seems to be irritating other members of the household be repeatedly saying "Isn't that wierd?" Chris and John are in the kitchen preparing the evening dinner.

Well, it's upto your imagination what happens next. How will the housemates get on? Who will be evicted first?

It's up to you!
:laugh: :nod: :laugh:

greatdarkwing

06-28-2002, 03:50 PM

Day 1--2:11 P.M.: A brief struggle has occured over the T.V. remote. Bekka is intent on watching CMT, while Stevie warns that whoever changes 'General Hospital' will have a one-way ticket to the emergency room.

2:15 P.M.: Arguments are put aside when John accidently starts a small fire in the kitchen.

4:11 P.M. Tempers flare as the house guests line-up to the use the phone, waiting for Mick to get off of Ebay.

4:57 P.M: Rick and Lindsey start a jam session with 'World Turning'

5: 27 P.M. Dinner is ready! Chris is walking out of the kitchen with a fully cooked 10 pound turkey, when she slips over a loose piece of chiffon (belonging to you know who). Dinner is officially ruined.

6:02 P.M. Stevie sits by the phone to order pizza.

6:52 P.M. Stevie finally realizes how to use the phone.

7:01 P.M. Lindsey finally takes over as Stevie fails pizza duty.

7:48 P.M. 8 large pizzas arrive at the house.

8:34 P.M. John and Stevie quarrel over who gets the last bottle of 'Bombay Sapphire'. (LMAO, Tyshiria):laugh:

Finish it off guys!

~Alex

madformac

06-28-2002, 04:08 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

9:02pm Rick and Billy start talking about what they would spend the prize money on, Peter says he would give it all away.

9:34pm The housemates decide to jump in the outdoor jaccuzi. Stevie has a problem because she only has two dresses (both black) and no swimwear, Bekka lends her a one piece and everything is OK.

11:02pm John, Mick and Lindsey settle in front of the TV to watch VH1, Lindsey is upset that two stevie videos have been played and they haven't even aired Trouble.

12:02am Chris retires" to bed. Peter , John and Mick remember the "old" days over a few beers, well, Mick does, John decides against it and Peter prefers a candy bar.

12:08am Mick is distraught because he can't get back on ebay because Stevie broke the phone earlier. Eventually it is back online but he finds his way to a site called "The Ledge" instead and starts chatting with some very odd people called "ledgies".

continue....

seteca

06-28-2002, 05:50 PM

12:12am John is bored, so he decides to go to bed. He goes upstairs and as he's walking towards his bedroom he walks past Christine's and stops right outside. All their midnight romances of the past come rushing back to his mind. He is in two minds about whether he should knock on the door....or not.......

12:45am Lindsey is still sitting there, guitar in hand strumming California Dreaming, watching VH-1, frustrated that every single Stevie video has now been played...TWICE.....and he still hasn't seen "Trouble".

1:05am As Mick is trying to fix the phone line, he hears a loud bang.....Peter has switched-off and collapsed onto the floor. Mick rushes to him and all Peter keeps on saying is "candy....candy....candy......" and he is drooling like a baby.

1:25am The girls hear Mick shouting trying to bring Peter back into the real world. They walk back towards the house to see what's going on.

1:26am The video hits on VH-1 are over, and Lindsey ended up seeing all the Stevie videos 4 times and even saw the Stevie fanclub episode. They mention Don Henley but there is no mention of him on the Stevie-special. That's the last straw for him: he throws his guitar across the room at the picture of Don's grinning face on the TV, and it smashes all over the place.

1:27am The girls witness this - and they are turned on! Lindsey is scared by the lunatic sexual look in their eyes and he slowly gets up. As he is walking towards the staircase they run after him! Bekka is thinner and faster so gets a good start, but Stevie takes off one of her boots and hurls it at Bekka's head. Bekka falls to the floor and Stevie runs up the stairs after the terrified and fleeing Lindsey...!!!!!!!

[to be continued]..........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :p :D

(I'm loving this!!!!!)

madformac

06-28-2002, 06:13 PM

:laugh:

OK,

1:28am Lindsey locks himself in his room, hoping the rush of sexual energy outside dies down, it does with Bekka and Stevie... But not with John!

1:45am Peter comes around and decides to call it a night, Mick is still trying to get on Ebay.

1:50am Stevie and Bekka are arguing over Lindsey in the hallway, eventually they start talking about which of the two of them was the better singer. Chris pops her head out of the bedroom door to say she was! She sees John sat outside and sits down to talk about how it all went wrong.

2:00am Lindsey creeps down stairs to get his guitar and finds out it still plays, even with a hole smashed in it. Rick, Bob and Billy are watching VH1 now, a Dire Straits song comes on and Rick mentions just how good that Knopfler guy is, just the best man! Lindsey throws the guitar at Ricks head in frustration, it hits him, Rick is out cold and the guitar is officially wrecked now!

Billy and Bob carry Rick to bed, and everybody then gets to sleep.

DAY 2

7:30am Lindsey and Mick are fixing breakfast in the Kitchen and Bob comes in whistling Hypnotized. Mick starts whistling Go Your Own Way and an argument over musical differences kicks off.

7:38am Bob has distanced himself from the rest of the housemates and is now sitting in the garden shed strumming his guitar.

9:00am Lindsey is called to the diary room and given an official warning for smuggling in contraband. Apparently, he hid six boxes of Wheat Thins in his suitcase. Stevie has hidden a box in her underwear but nobody is allowed in there anymore and Big Brother hasn't found it.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

To be continued..........

BellaDonnaGypsy

06-28-2002, 07:00 PM

9.30am... John escapes by climbing over the roof, yelling something about not being able to handle the madness.

10.03am... Christine walks in on Lindsey searching through her underwear drawer. Lindsey thought it was Stevie's... yeah, enough, you pervert... he was looking for the Wheat Thins. Christine is shocked and goes to the diary room to report it.

11.59am... Stevie and Bekka start a remote control war. Mick, fed up with the bitching, takes the remote control, turns off the television and holds it above his head. Obviously neither of the girls can reach it there.

12.28pm... Bob is hot-boxing the garden shed.

1.35pm... Rick and Billy get into a serious discussion about religion. As with all discussions of this nature, they eventually resort to fighting and name calling. Billy stabs Rick in the arm with a guitar pick, and is called to the diary room for a warning.

2.11pm... Mick is making a drum kit with saucepans and wooden spoons. Lindsey is intrigued by this and emerges from the bedroom where he has been sulking. They start a jam session. Lindsey creates one of those things you blow on with a comb and a piece of greaseproof paper. Rick, Billy and Peter all filter into the room and join in with their various kitchen instruments.

2.36pm... The jam session is halted by shrieks from upstairs. It's Becka... "That witch has stolen my shampoo!"

Someone else's turn. ;)

Laura.

madformac

06-28-2002, 07:24 PM

:laugh: :laugh:

2:40pm A meeting is called to find who the shampoo thief is. Stevie says "no way is it me sister! I have my own specially prepared shampoo not some off the shelf dixie chick stuff".

2:42pm Bob admits to taking the shampoo, it takes some doing to keep his hair that frizzy he says. Bob is really down and Rick asks him why he is in the Big Brother house. Bob explains that his own house is full of strangers so he came here to get away from them!

3:00pm with this sorted the jam continues in the kitchen until Peter notices the fruit basket looks familiar and picks it up. Mick goes for it at the same time thinking he could use it as a snare. A tug of war starts and the fruit goes flying across the kitchen. Lindsey, happily playing on his paper and comb gets hit in the eye by a flying lemon and suddenly its not that funny anymore. The kitchen group disbands and they go their own ways.

3:50pm John has a change of heart and breaks back in, he also breaks a bone in his foot doing so and screams in pain. Christine comes to the rescue and treats his foot, she has a look of pity in her eyes.

5:05pm Mick starts to play on John's plastered foot with his drum sticks and gets a good rhythm going. Christine throws the first aid box on the floor and Lindsey hears this and thinks dropping the box is a really useful sound. Peter shakes his head, he thought he had gone insane.

:laugh: :laugh: :D

Come on guys! Help me out and continue.

madformac

06-28-2002, 10:49 PM

6:10pm Big Brother sets the group their first task. In order to gain the food budget for the next week the housemates have to create a short film using a camcorder provided by Big Brother. All costumes needed will also be provided.

6:15pm The housemates gather to discuss what the film will be about. Lindsey suggests that the film should be about his approach to writing and recording his solo work. Stevie reminds him it is to be a short story and that even if bits were cut out it would still last several years. Lindsey sulks off to his bedroom.

6:22pm Mick thinks the story should be set in space. "I was in Star Trek you know" he says. John agrees, he rekons most of the housemates have a knowledge of being "spaced out" at some point. Stevie agrees it should be set in the heavens, "Mick, you've been so high in the past you've needed clearance to land at times" she says. Everybody nodded.

6:40 pm And so it was set, Mick would play the galactic king of ages and John his loyal sidekick. Bob would play the evil villain that moved to the dark side. Chris would play the part of the Queen that gave up her power. Bekka would be the pretender to her crown. Billy and Rick would be the young apprentice jedis in search of justice in the galaxy. Peter would be the God and creator of the Universe, which left Stevie and Lindsey to be the twin brother and sister that saved the galaxy from doom and gave power back to the king.

All was going fine until Peter said he wasn't a God and just wanted a bit part.

Meantime, in the background VH1 is still on the TV, All Stevie's solo videos have now been played over 20 times each and still no sign of Lindsey's "Trouble".......

;) ;)

madformac

06-29-2002, 04:03 PM

8:45pm The gang have completed the video and won the food budget. Everything went pretty well apart from Lindsey and Stevie were told only the villains wear black and they then decided not to join in. Peter was talked into being the God by Mick and John after all and Rick sustained a bruised thigh after Bob hit him too hard with his broomstick in the climactic jedi lightsaber duel.

9:00pm The housemates raid the fridge for dinner. Bob fancies a bit of cheese but the only decent piece seems to be lodged in Peter's hair! Stevie gives dinner a miss as the fridge is full of carbohydrates.

9:48pm Billy and Bekka have sneeked out into the garden to "be alone"...

10:00pm The rest of the group settle down to watch "The Ozbournes"

10:49pm Bob has had enough and scales the perimeter fencing to get away. Billy and Bekka in the garden hear Bob mutter something about escaping to Paris as he runs past them.

11:05pm Bob is gone and the rest of the housemates react to his leaving. Mick, John and Chris are pleased " he was distancing himself" Mick says. "Anyone is at distance with you Mick at your height" comments Lindsey "Even Stevie in her platforms". Stevie lashes out and kicks him, she is sitting 20 yards away!

11:59pm Peter and Rick contemplate the meaning of life, they talk about old girlfriends "I loved another woman" Peter says. Rick remembers his first girlfriend "she ran off with my bicycle you know" Peter replies "Lindsey would have liked her, he's into cycles"

:laugh: :laugh: :D

Anybody to continue?

seteca

06-29-2002, 04:38 PM

12:01am John and Christine decide to go for a walk in the garden. As soon as they approach it they notice Billy and Bekka - at it!! They are both shocked. Especially Christine. (Bekka had recently confessed to Christine that she was secretly in love with Lindsey ever since she saw him smash his guitar over Rick's head.) They notice that Billy also has his guitar strapped to his back. Christine looks at John and says "you remember how you used to make loving fun?". John has a perverted look in his eyes as he replies "Yes....you know...I've got a really nice Rick Turner bass upstairs. The body is 15 inches long. "

12:20am Lindsey and Stevie are still annoyed at eachother ever since she kicked him. To calm the situation down, Lindsey takes out a copy of Law and Order, signs it, and says a lot of nice things to her and gives it to her. Stevie takes the record and drops it by her boots - 20 yards below her.

12:37am Everyone in the house is startled by strange sounds coming from the top floor, probably from John's room. Rick and Mick run upstairs, guitar and drumsticks in hand, to investigate.

12:55am Stevie tells Lindsey that she refuses to tour with him next year as she's sick of the fact that he only spent 5 days in the studio for the new album, and the other 360 days of the year eating Wheat Thins. Lindsey is mad. He jumps out of his seat and grabs Stevie by the neck. She throws him off and chases after him with a broomstick. They run all over the maze-like house and eventually out into the street. She throws him against a car and starts beating the sh** out of him with the broom.

[to be continued....]:eek: :eek: :eek:

madformac

06-29-2002, 05:26 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek:

12:58am Stevie is hitting Lindsey HARD with the broom, luckily Bob is still in the car park, this is as close to Paris as he is going to get it seems. Bob pulls Stevie off Lindsey and in the process Stevie pulls handfuls of hair out of Bobs head! Peter and Mick arrive. Peter says "Is that Stevie pretending to be a cheerleader?" "no" Mick replies "those are not pom poms, it's Bobs hair"

1:03am The strange sounds coming from the house appear to be originating from John's bedroom. Rick, Bekka and Billy notice Chris is missing and decide to investigate.

1:04am "Can you feel the vibrations Chris" John asks "Ooh yes John" Chris replies. Billy, Bekka and Rick burst in just as John is starting his bass run in "The Chain". "I just love the way John's fingers move over the strings" Chris says, "yes" John replies " Stevie said that about the way Lindsey handles the G string". "Thats not what she was talking about" Chris replies.

1:10am Back in the car park tempers have settled , Lindsey reckons things have become "bittersweet" not just "sweet" now and Stevie returns to her bedroom to find Lindsey's doll to stick pins in, instead she finds the one remaining pack of Wheat Thins and wonders if she should put poison on them and give them to Lindsey... She just can't decide.... :confused: :eek: :confused:

What should she do? :shrug:

greatdarkwing

06-29-2002, 05:41 PM

2:17 A.M. Everyone in the house has settled down to bed except for Stevie and Lindsey. After apologizing, Lindsey decides to go to bed. As he leaves he hears Stevie scream...

"OH MY GOD! Lindsey, quick, they are playing "trouble" !!!!!
Lindsey becomes very excited and runs to the T.V.
VH-1 is playing "Stand Back".
Stevie laughs as she walks out of the room: "Gotcha!"
Lindsey ,stuned, sits staring at the T.V.
From upstairs Stevie screams: "That was better than any poison!"
Then Lindsey thinks.."Poison?!? Hmmmm...:nod:

~Alex

seteca

06-29-2002, 10:14 PM

2:30am Lindsey goes to bed, contemplating whether he should poison Stevie. She'd made him cry, made him break down, and shattered his illusions of love; it was over now, either he should pick up the pieces and go home.......or poison STEVIE !!!! He slept on the idea, and got a good night's sleep.

DAY 3

9:15am Stevie wakes to find all her hairsprays and volumisers are missing - Billy and Lindsey have stolen them and are doing their hair.

9:20am Stevie finds out that they have taken them and complains to Rick, who grabs the sprays off Lindsey and Billy. Lindsey is in a rage and Rick runs away, but he is not fast enought - Lindsey grabs his nearby Gibson Chet Atkins and hurls the guitar towards him. This time it hits him on the head so hard the guitar splits in two on impact. Rick drops onto the floor like a dead pigeon. He is unconcious.

9:25am Everybody in the house runs over to attend to Rick. Apart from Bekka, who is comforting Lindsey. He is crying. Because he can't play Big Love and Go Insane until he orders a new one.

12:15pm Rick is in bed. Christine, John and Peter are watching over him. He is slowly recovering. Meanwhile Mick is in the diary room complaining about Lindsey's temper. He believes that Lindsey should be evicted before "something serious happens."

1:06pm With the exception of Rick, everybody gathers round in the main room: Lindsey, Billy, Peter, John and Mick are going to play "Oh Well". Lindsey sings "Can't help about the shape Rick's in, he can't sing, he ain't pretty, and his legs are thin, don't ask me 'bout Gift o' Screws, I might not give the answer that you want me to."

1:10pm Lindsey picks up his Taylor and plays Landslide, whilst Stevie begins to sing. Despite the fact that he has broomstick marks all over his face and she still has an imprint of his fingerprints on her neck, they hug and kiss at the end of it. Mick whispers into John's ear "you don't find love like that anymore, that's really something special."

3:20pm Mick suddenly realises that he hasn't seen Bob all day. He runs upstairs and sees that Bob is not in his room. There is a letter on the bed. He reads it. "I am sick of all of you. I have gone to join the children of God. I will be Jeremy's room-mate. And he has promised to lend me bits of his 'fro which he has carefully preserved for over 30 years."

4:05pm Bekka joins Lindsey in the garden, who seems to have a very deep, lunatic look in his eyes. "What's the matter?" He replies: "This is the time." She says "This is the time....for what?" He replies "This is the time....to....say goodbye." Bekka is confused, but she does not care, she is alone with Lindsey and won't miss the opportunity. She tries to kiss Lindsey.

4:03pm Peter visits the diary to confess that he has developed a crush on somebody. "I've got to confess....for a very long time now, I've had a massive crush on....no...in fact I think I'm completely in love with..................."

[to be continued].............:eek: :eek: :laugh:

madformac

06-30-2002, 09:55 AM

:D :D :D

"BellaDonnaGypsy!" Says Peter "I am just so obsessed, I am addicted to her posts on The Ledge. Whenever I am in West Sussex I get an urge to go and see her, but so far I haven't had the courage"
"She keeps making me do things I don't want to do, I'm going to dedicate Rattlesnake Shake to her!!!"

5:02pm Lindsey is called to the Diary Room and given a second official warning, this time for his attitude. Lindsey replies "Two kinds of trouble in this house, cheating and lying, I lost my temper in this house, and the guitars are flying"

"it is nomination time soon and I will fight to make the positive choice" with this Lindsey leaves the room.

5:32pm John and Chris are back in the kitchen preparing dinner, Mick is on Ebay, Billy and Rick are playing chess. Stevie is bored and goes to sit in the bathroom to start writing her journals.

6:05pm Lindsey decides to calm down and clear the air "OK, it's time we had some law and order in here before we go insane. We are acting like kids just out of the cradle and I have decided I will be doing what I can to be civilised, I can admit that I got it wrong. This is the time to behave like adults and it is up to you if you do or you don't. But I want you to be nice to me or I must go and say goodbye" "oh, and Mick please don't bang the drum!"

7:00pm Big Brother decides to replace the departed Bob with a new house member. And that house member is.....

To be continued.....

:laugh: :laugh: :D

chiliD

06-30-2002, 11:15 AM

...Danny Kirwan.

DAY 4

9am: Danny arrives, nods a silent hello to everyone and immediately goes to his room. Other than to go to the loo, he stays in his room all day.

Actually, a quiet day for all, as dysentery strikes everyone, all that's heard throughout the house is the sound of people yakking and toilets flushing.

9pm: With everyone competing for toilet space, Danny finally emerges from his room, sits down on the sofa and silently watches VH-1's Lindsey Buckingham video block with some mild bemusement: Trouble, Go Insane, Countdown & Wrong all in a row, followed by his Live "Centerstage" show. (sounds of Lindsey groaning, then flushing filter through the house). Having the house virtually to himself, Danny hits the fridge and grabs a couple of beers. Then sits down and picks up one of the plethora of guitars lying around; noticing it's WAY out of tune. He proceeds to tune every guitar in the house. Then finishes his last beer and heads off to bed.

....to be continued.

BellaDonnaGypsy

06-30-2002, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by madformac
"BellaDonnaGypsy!" Says Peter "I am just so obsessed, I am addicted to her posts on The Ledge. Whenever I am in West Sussex I get an urge to go and see her, but so far I haven't had the courage"
"She keeps making me do things I don't want to do, I'm going to dedicate Rattlesnake Shake to her!!!"

Oh, and to quote Christine... "Save me!" :laugh:

Laura.

estranged4life

06-30-2002, 07:42 PM

what a laugh riot...Brian

I have a short one to add to it:

Day 4

10pm-Mick later realizes he should write all of the "Behind-The-Scenes" shenanagans down for a future book release & money making venture/exploit...But then he SLOWLY realizes, "Nahhh...I'll just "swing" it by memory...Like before. Hey! Maybe if I'm really in need of cash I'll just make up stories...Like before."

madformac

06-30-2002, 08:26 PM

Day 4 11:10pm

All the toilets in the house are broken from over flushing and each member of the house has lost at least 2lbs in weight.

11:05pm Danny is still in his room, Peter pops his head in to see if Danny is OK, they start to jam and the old magic is still there.

mean time, Billy is in the kitchen flicking peanuts at Rick to annoy him. "Quit it Billy boy!" says Rick "I have a bandaged head, a bruised thigh, stitches in my arm, my forehead hurts, I've got pain in my arms and legs and the last thing I need right now is a pain in the ass as well!" tempers are rising....

12:02am Stevie and Bekka decide to go and shower before going to bed. The boys take the opportunity to do a bit of perving. Lindsey and Billy run to the bathroom window, John and Rick slowly limp along behind them.

12:04am Stevie takes her dressing gown off and Billy takes out a piece of paper from his pocket "what are you doing?" asks Lindsey "Oh, I wrote this after watching Homer on the Simpsons, lifetime ambitions, to see Steve Nicks nude. Now I can tick it off"
Lindsey peers in harder. Stevie seems to have something tattooed on her body, it is a name. "DON" is etched at the base of her back. Then on her thigh Lindsey sees "TOM", he looks closer but can't see his name.

12:05am Lindsey bursts into the bathroom demanding to know why his name is not on Stevie's body. Stevie is furious that Lindsey has been peeping. "For your information Mr.Snooper, your name is on my body!" shouts Stevie "It's on the underneath of my right foot so that I can tread on you with every footstep I ever take!!!"

Oh dear, Fleetwood Mac's most "stable" couple are arguing again!

:laugh: :laugh: :D

Carole Ann

06-30-2002, 08:37 PM

Stevie has lost her way in the house and has begun to throw some sort of odd fit...screaming and jumping and squealing and spinning and hopping and falling and throwing her dress over her head (which is why she doesn't know where she is), but everyone finally realizes that she is just flashing back to Red Rocks and that she'll be OK after she passes out. All step over her, as she is at the entrance to her bedroom, which everyone has to pass (or NOT) on their way downstairs.

Peter is the first one to take a GIANT step over Ms. Nicks, as he's realized his pal Danny has finally surfaced. He sits next to Danny, Mick, John and Chris quickly join them and they begin a killer blues shuffle. Lindsey enters the room but, when he hears Peter's solo, runs from the room in tears. "I can't play like that, damnit! And I'll NEVER be able to! Can't I just be Lindsey and take my 8 years to get a stupid solo right rather than getting it perfect on the first take? Why? Why? Why? Is it ME? --- Nah!"

Rick has also joined the jam as they launch into a solo on "Oh, Well," which Peter lets Rick take...and groans can be heard from the other room, as Lindsey hears what it's SUPPOSED to sound like. "But I sure can play the hell out of "Never Going Back Again..." Oh, geez. I THINK I can. I THINK I can. I THINK I Can."

Stevie rolls down the stairs, gains her composure, and squawks, "Anybody for IHOP?"

Meanwhile, Billy and Bekka (Billy having finally realized that Michelle just canNOT make it in time)...

To be continued...

estranged4life

06-30-2002, 08:40 PM

Im surprised Stevie didnt want Denny's Grand Slam breakfast...lol...Brian

seteca

06-30-2002, 09:58 PM

10:50am Billy and Bekka are arguing over why Billy was spying on Stevie and herself when they were showering. It's almost resolved but Bekka then tells Billy that she loves him - Billy calls her a liar and says he knows how she only has eyes for Lindsey. She is upset. Billy lets it all go and adds "And by the way, Time sucked!!!". Bekka breaks down in tears, but is comforted by the fact that she remembers how Lindsey had told her that he thought Time was the best thing he'd ever heard. "It makes Rumours sound like crap, seriously it does...!..So where's your bedroom?" - she smiles as she remembers his loving words. She realises that Billy is right, she must pursue Lindsey.

1:06pm Mick visits the diary room again to report Lindsey's crazy behaviour from earlier on in the morning. He reports that Lindsey seems to have lost all confidence in himself, and is going insane.

2:25pm Everybody gathers in the main room for drinks. Outside there are dark skies and it begins pouring down. Lindsey asks if anybody wants to go and play in the rain with him...they all look at him with blank expressions. Christine looks mystified and asks "Why?"...Lindsey flips yet again and this time throws one of his treasured Model 1 guitars at Christine - it narrowly misses her and smashes on Stevie's titanium boot. She is furious and storms out. Lindsey drifts into the garden by himself. He convinces himself that Stevie truly is the root of all his problems. "When she's around, I'm just second hand news, nobody saves me a place."

2:35pm Lindsey comes back into the room. Everybody stares. He says "Everybody I'm so sorry for the way I've been acting lately. I don't know what came over me. I'm fine now. In fact, I'm gonna tell Rick Turner to bring me a new Model 1 and I'm gonna sing you all a new song that I've just written as soon as it arrives". He then goes upstairs.

2:40pm Danny and Peter aren't convinced. Rick overhears their conversation and realises that if they are right, this is his chance to get Lindsey evicted.

2:43pm Rick goes upstairs and stands outside Lindsey's room. He hears Lindsey speaking on the phone to Rick Turner. "I need you to retrofit something into my other Model 1 and deliver it to me at the Big Brother house ok?". Rick is disappointed as Lindsey's intentions seem to be innocent, but just as he is about to leave he hears "can you stick a hidden Beretta hand gun in there, with a laser pointer aligned down the neck.....what?...what do I need it for..?oh, just a new song I've written about Stevie, it's called....uh...She Must Bleed Because He Hates Her....yea....you know me...I'm still an old romantic! Ok, so you'll have it for me tomorrow? Thanks, bye." Just as Rick overhears this he makes the floorboard creek and Lindsey hears it, he runs out and sees Rick standing there, and realises that he must have overheard him. There is a fight. Luckily for Lindsey, he has his banjo strapped to his side at all times and smashes it into Rick's head. Rick stumbles back towards the window, which is some 50 feet above the ground. He sees a lunatic stare in Lindsey's eyes which he recognises - it's the same look from the end of the Big Love video - Lindsey takes out a packet of high energy Wheat Thins and swallows them in one gulp, his muscles start bulging and he kicks Rick out of the window. As Rick is falling to his death, Lindsey shouts "IT TOOK TWO OF YOU TO REPLACE ME!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" (Ironically the "twoooooo!!" harmonises well with the sound of Rick's fading "noooooooooooooo!!!")

2:45pm Stevie and Bekka run upstairs and ask Lindsey..."What's happened????"

(to be continued):eek: :eek: :eek:

madformac

07-01-2002, 05:19 PM

Lindsey does not answer.

Stevie and Bekka run to the smashed window and look out, 50 feet below them lies Rick. Luckily the jacuzzi broke his fall and he is still alive.

2:50pm Stevie and Bekka with the rest of the gang except Lindsey run to see if Rick is OK. Rick has some minor glass cuts but nothing serious. "Did Buckingham do this to you?" asks Stevie "I don't remember a thing, I remember Lindsey saying something on the phone, can't remember what, can't even remember why I fell out of the window" says the amnesia stricken Rick.

Stevie storms upstairs to speak to Lindsey "Did you push him?" Lindsey replies "No, he went crazy and jumped out why don't you follow him!"
"What was the phone call about then?" asks Stevie. "Oh, I've ordered a new guitar, I want to try out a killer new solo on you Stevie"
"you're out of order Lindsey, stay out of my way!" screams Stevie and out she storms.

3:00pm The rest of day 5 is quiet, Lindsey has been made an outcast by the rest of the group and spirits are low.

8:15pm "Special order for Mr.Buckingham sign here please" says the courier. Lindsey signs and takes the package to his room.
He opens it and inside is a new Rick Turner Model 1 guitar with the modifications. A 9mm fully automatic machine pistol has been installed in the neck with a laser sight as well. The pickup rotates to reveal a set of poison tipped darts and inside the electronics cover is a C4 explosive charge for use at close range only, Lindsey thinks "Silver Springs". Lindsey settles down to write the song that will change the group forever. "I think I'll call it Twist Of Fate"

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To be continued

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seteca

07-01-2002, 09:07 PM

9:00pm It's time for the first eviction. Everybody gathers in the main room. The general feeling amongst everybody is that Lindsey will be evicted.

9:01pm The announcement is made. The person to be evicted is: PETER!!!

9:02pm Mick bursts out crying like a baby. Everybody else is in disbelief...except Lindsey..who has a calm and cool look about him - he'd snuck out of the house in the middle of the night and had rigged the computer!!!

9:15pm As Peter is walking out of the house with his suitcase in hand, he says nothing other than "Bella...Donna....Gypsy....Bella...Donna.....Gypsy......" over and over again, like a stuck record. Stevie looks at everyone and says "oh my God...look at the incredible effect my music has had on him!!" She quickly takes out one of the 5000 copies of Bella Donna that she has in her right boot, compartment 78, signs it and tries to throw it at him. But at the last second Lindsey nudges her, making her throw it at the wall - the CD bounces off the wall hitting Rick full force in the forehead. Rick is out cold.

12:15am There was a bad atmosphere in the house since Peter left, and everyone decides to go to bed. Mick and John carry Rick upstairs and place him in bed. Lindsey says he wants to carry out initial soundchecks downstairs to prepare for the performance of Twist Of Fate. Sure that everyone has gone to bed, he starts trying out the laser sight and pointing it at where he is sure Stevie will be sitting during the performance. As he is doing this, Billy comes back downstairs to see what the noise is - he sees Lindsey aiming the Model 1 at the couch, and sees the the dot of the laser sight on Stevie's would-be position. "Oh my God....! What are you doing??" Lindsey quickly switches off the sight and says "Oh it's just a new L.E.D. Rick Turner has installed for me on the guitar...check it out..it's really bright.." As Billy approaches, Lindsey pushes down on the rotating pick up and fires a batch of poisoned darts at Billy. Billy is hit in the chest and collapses to the ground - dead! As Lindsey kneels to take out the darts, Christine walks into the dimly lit room "Lindsey...what's going on down here?"

12:21am The ruthless Lindsey's hand once again goes onto the trigger hidden in the rotating pick-up cover...........

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to be continued...........................

madformac

07-02-2002, 04:44 PM

Christine see Billy lying there and rushes over to him, "Oh Lindsey what have you done!" she cries "At least he got to see Stevie nude before he went" replies Lindsey "Now it's your turn Chris!"

Lindsey points the laser sight at her, just as he squeezes the trigger something comes flying down from upstairs. It's an Alembic fretless bass and it hits Lindsey on the arm knocking his James Bond style gun/guitar flying. John is stood at the top of the stairs "Don't mess with my ex Liddy Buck!" screams John, with his foot in plaster he slides down the hand rail and into Chris's arms "Oh John, my hero" cries Christine.

Stevie flicks the lights on and just at that moment Lindsey regains his composure, grabs the gun/guitar and points it at Stevie "Welcome to the room Sara" says Lindsey. The rest of the house are in the room now as well and there is a standoff.

1:00am The house is surrounded by SWAT teams. Lindsey is cool in a John Travolta Swordfish kinda way.
"OK, here are my demands" shouts Lindsey " I want a ten year supply of wheat thins, I'm not greedy, just enough to see me through my next album" "and I want a new three album deal with the record company, and I want more credit for being the genius behind the group and finally.... I want the public to stop believing Stevie and I will ever get back together, I'm a married man with two kids"
"No way Buckingham" shouts the SWAT leader "The public just ain't gonna buy that last demand"

With this Lindsey picks up the Turner and presses the "red" button. The guitar explodes and a small mushroom cloud appears where Lindsey stood. The smoke disperses and there is no sign of Lindsey's body, only a hole in the wall.

Mick eventually goes on to win Big Brother by telling different stories to each house member and making them vote each other out.

There was no trace of what happened to Lindsey Buckingham, Rumours abound that he sits in a garage somewhere planning the moment to make a comeback and release new material to the public.

No one knows if it will ever happen.......

THE END

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Hope you all liked it :D