Stevie songs in New commercials

[bwboy]

Since Stevie sold her songs (or whatever), her songs could now be used in commercials, much like Go Your Own Way has been used in 2 commercials, including one for asthma or something like that. This reminded me of a thread from years ago that I couldn't find, but it was about Stevie songs used in commercials. Macfan4life mentioned Stevie jingles in a different thread, which was hilarious, and I thought the idea needed it's own thread.

Imagine ads for the following products:

Stop Dragging My Heart Around- blood pressure medication

I Can't Wait- incontinence/bladder control

Landslide- Ex-Lax

[BombaySapphire3]

If Anyone Falls..medical alert for fallen seniors who can't get up.

[BombaySapphire3]

Since Stevie sold her songs (or whatever), her songs could now be used in commercials, much like Go Your Own Way has been used in 2 commercials, including one for asthma or something like that. This reminded me of a thread from years ago that I couldn't find, but it was about Stevie songs used in commercials. Macfan4life mentioned Stevie jingles in a different thread, which was hilarious, and I thought the idea needed it's own thread.

Imagine ads for the following products:

Stop Dragging My Heart Around- blood pressure medication

I did think that Tom Petty's family would be cool with that. They seem to have a modicum of class.

[Jondalar]

I did think that Tom Petty's family would be cool with that. They seem to have a modicum of class.

Yeah, Tom had class tattooed on his butt.

[BombaySapphire3]

Yeah, Tom had class tattooed on his butt.

Well it did show great class to not let an Orangutan use his song at a rally:lol: and notice I did use the word "modicum" look it up.

[Jondalar]

Well it did show great class to not let an Orangutan use their song at a rally:lol:

It’s also great class to be drug addict for years and then go around judging other people.

[BombaySapphire3]

It’s also great class to be drug addict for years and then go around judging other people.

Tom is deceased .I was referring to his family.

[Jondalar]

Tom is deceased .I was referring to his family.

Really, well the post you responded to wasn’t referring to his family.

[BombaySapphire3]

Really, well the post you responded to wasn’t referring to his family.

He is deceased .His family controls the estate and therefore the use of the songs that he wrote He cannot do it from the grave as far as I know.

[SteveMacD]

Really, well the post you responded to wasn’t referring to his family.

It was referring to a song Tom and Mike wrote. BombaySapphire3 brought up Tom’s family in response to that.

FWIW, this wouldn’t be one of the songs, since she didn’t write it.

[bwboy]

Well so much for a light hearted thread meant to provide some laughs LOL. I'm aware Stop Dragging My Heart Around was written by Tom Petty, but I'm happy to substitute The Wild Heart instead.

If Anyone Falls would be PERFECT for a medic alert ad! That is hilarious.

[MarkMc1990]

Bella Donna for some sort of weight loss program.

“Your face becomes thin....AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT COOOULD”

[Macfan4life]

Well so much for a light hearted thread meant to provide some laughs LOL. I'm aware Stop Dragging My Heart Around was written by Tom Petty, but I'm happy to substitute The Wild Heart instead.

If Anyone Falls would be PERFECT for a medic alert ad! That is hilarious.
I have tried to yell the words
I have tried to get up through and through
But I have never known what to say...how to say

I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

[SteveMacD]

I think I Can’t Wait would be killer for a car ad.

Angel would be good for Viagara.

[Macfan4life]

Sometimes it runs out
sometimes I think I am dreaming
then when I wake up my sheets are creaming
Yes, I know my home nurse but we've been out of touch
to be continued....its too much

I cant wait, I cant wait
I'm wasting my time wiping all the time
I cant wait I cant wait

The new and improved Depends
The adult diapers that won't keep you waiting

[SteveMacD]

Whole Lotta Trouble would be funny for a National Highway Traffic Safety Administration campaign.

[bwboy]

Sometimes it runs out
sometimes I think I am dreaming
then when I wake up my sheets are creaming
Yes, I know my home nurse but we've been out of touch
to be continued....its too much

I cant wait, I cant wait
I'm wasting my time wiping all the time
I cant wait I cant wait

The new and improved Depends
The adult diapers that won't keep you waiting

Oh my, now this is awesome! I just spit my hot chocolate out! But it was worth it.

[bwboy]

Whole Lotta Trouble would be funny for a National Highway Traffic Safety Administration campaign.

That's great. SteveMacD. I tend to go for the obvious, more crude route. Whole Lotta Trouble for erectile dysfunction, for example.

Rooms on Fire- Tums antacid for indigestion.

[bombaysaffires]

It’s also great class to be drug addict for years and then go around judging other people.

When did Tom go around judging other people??:shrug:

[goldustsongbird]

That's great. SteveMacD. I tend to go for the obvious, more crude route. Whole Lotta Trouble for erectile dysfunction, for example.

Rooms on Fire- Tums antacid for indigestion.

Stand Back would work better for ED: No man came...

Or, if you want to take a softer approach, Storms: Every night you do not come

[michelej1]

Stand Back would work better for ED: No man came...

Or, if you want to take a softer approach, Storms: Every night you do not come

:laugh:You know, I had to figure out ED meant erectile dysfunction. Took me awhile.

[mitzo]

Stand Back would work better for ED: No man came...

Or, if you want to take a softer approach, Storms: Every night you do not come

Or from Beautiful Child: "you say it will be harder in the morning..."

[blinker12]

Sleeping Angel - sleeping pills
Sister Honey - Honey Bunches of Oats
Has Anyone Ever - greeting cards
Gate & Garden - home security systems (there is a gate and it can be guarded)
Docklands - Tide detergent 😝

[mitzo]

Bella Donna - rat poison
Nightbird - snow removal service
If Anyone Falls - acoustic insulation
Candlebright - diesel electric generators
Italian Summer - barometers

[sue]

Edge of seventeen...........contraception

[TrueFaith77]

Edge of seventeen...........contraception

Goodbye Baby ... Planned Parenthood

[HomerMcvie]

Edge of seventeen...........contraception

I was thinking more along the lines of acne medication.

[mitzo]

Show them the Way - GPS
That Made me Stronger - Home gym equipment
Long Way to Go - Greyhound

[goldustsongbird]

Show them the Way - GPS
That Made me Stronger - Home gym equipment
Long Way to Go - Greyhound

:laugh:

Bombay Sapphires for, well, what else?

[In Your Dreams]

24 Karat Gold - Kay Jewelers
All The Beautiful Worlds - Expedia
The Dealer - Las Vegas Tourism Bureau
In Your Dreams - My Pillow
Everybody Loves You - Narcissistic Anonymous
Cheaper Than Free - AOC campaign song
Trouble In Shrangri-La - Divorce Defense Attorney
Planets of the Universe - SpaceX
Love Changes - Tinder
Fall From Grace - Medic Alert
Listen To The Rain -Leafguard
Kick It - USA Soccer Federation
Rooms on Fire - Home Insurance
Two Kinds of Love - Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Fire Burning - PG&E
Talk To Me - Amazon Alexa
If Anyone Falls - Dewey Cheatum & Howe
Stand Back - Viagra
Leather & Lace - Lovers Lane or Victoria Secrets

[sarafield]

Cheaper Than Free - AOC campaign song


I'll give it a stab


What’s cheaper than free?
Solar energy

What’s better than alone?
Getting your vote

What’s faster than a fast car?
Me, tending bar

What’s deeper than a deep well?
My student debt

More important than freedom?
Ending prisons

More exciting than high fashion?
Immigration

What’s brighter than a smile?
I was just a child
I am just a child

What’s warmer than a sun-drenched land?
Bernie’s hand
Bernie’s hand
Bernie’s hand

What's cheaper than free?
AOC
AOC
AOC

[Villavic]

Trouble in Shangri-La - travel insurance
After the glitter fades - hair color remover
Beauty and the beast - dating websites
Talk to me - mobile phone carriers

[stevierocks87]

I'll give it a stab


What’s cheaper than free?
Solar energy

What’s better than alone?
Getting your vote

What’s faster than a fast car?
Me, tending bar

What’s deeper than a deep well?
My student debt

More important than freedom?
Ending prisons

More exciting than high fashion?
Immigration

What’s brighter than a smile?
I was just a child
I am just a child

What’s warmer than a sun-drenched land?
Bernie’s hand
Bernie’s hand
Bernie’s hand

What's cheaper than free?
AOC
AOC
AOC

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Excellent work!