Lindsey's Dog Problem...

[iamnotafraid]

Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?

Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

[vivfox]

Ha ha ha Good one!!!:angel:

[iamnotafraid]

Ha ha ha Good one!!!:angel:

Thanks!

I tried this joke after breakfast Christmas morning.
Only one person got it. I was told I'd better stick to
my magic tricks.

[singertobe]

Lindsey's dog walks in to a Western Union Telegraph Office.
Upon arrival...

Clerk - Okay, what do you want your telegram to read?

Dog - Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.

Clerk - Oh, I noticed you have only nine words. Do you want to put in an extra woof, like it's for free?

Dog - No! That wouldn't make any sense.

I don't get it...

[iamnotafraid]

I don't get it...

Well, Lindsey's dog is very intelligent and I'm
guessing that his message was very specific.

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Lindsey's dog walked into a bar and said to the bartender...

Dog - A pint of beer please.

Bartender - Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus.

Dog - Why? Do they need electricians?