Flatulence Humor

[bombaysaffires]

You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum. :shrug:

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

[olive]

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

Funny .... :)

[jbrownsjr]

:eek:

Don't blame it on me
Blame it on my wild fart....

Thunder only happens
When I eat cabbage....

And it brings up the wind
and it rises around you
in pillars of odor.....

:sorry::laugh:

Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!

[HomerMcvie]

Oh my god!!! Now the rooms are on fire and there are too many ghosts in that fog!!!Blast from her past. You're welcome.
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[jbrownsjr]

Blast from her past. You're welcome.
12727

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STAND BACK!!!

[bombaysaffires]

Blast from her past. You're welcome.

12728

love this one!

[bombaysaffires]

and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...

[jbrownsjr]

and I saw my reflection
in the snow covered hills
til the gas cloud
brought me down...

If Anyone Farts in Here
It will be one of us...

[olive]

Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me gas
But you never told me about the Flatulence

Drowning in the sea of the vapers
Where everyone would eventually pass one
But now it's gone
It doesn't matter what for
When you cut the cheese
Then let one rip

[jbrownsjr]

Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me gas
But you never told me about the Flatulence

Drowning in the sea of the vapers
Where everyone would eventually pass one
But now it's gone
It doesn't matter what for
When you cut the cheese
Then let one rip

The last line really got me.. lol

[olive]

And he was just like a great brown mist
Within the start of a storm
I think I had met my match, he was doing the one-cheek sneak
And undoing, and undoing the Butt burp
Undoing the Butt burp

[bombaysaffires]

If Anyone Farts in Here
It will be one of us...

love it :D

[bombaysaffires]

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....

[olive]

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeew baby peeeew said peeeeww

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Peeeeew baby peeeew said peeeew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted
Something foul within him...
At the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....


Thanks that's amazing

[bombaysaffires]

Thanks that's amazing

LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness ;)

[jbrownsjr]

LOL ... it's been a loooong, weird weekend and somehow the odd turn of this thread just fit into the rest of the bizarre-ness ;)

I'm so afraid.....
Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart.

[bombaysaffires]

I'm so afraid.....
Slip and I'll fall and I'll fart.

Broke wind one time
Broke wind two times....
I'm never gonna fart again.....

[BigAl84]

It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long.....

[jbrownsjr]

It makes no difference at all
Because I fart all summer long.....

** Because I have toots all summer long.. ;)

[MikeVielhaber]

So I guess this will just continue indefinitely.....

[aleuzzi]

So I guess this will just continue indefinitely.....

The thread has run out of gas.

[olive]

My beauty... my beauty
My beautiful... beautiful... beautiful
Beautiful bean-o

[BigAl84]

The thread has run out of gas.

...bunch of old farts

[BigAl84]

You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night
When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all....

[DauphineMarie]

You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night
When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all....

And the second one,
well it's an awful thing so.....
go and fart all the way back home
farting home

[BigAl84]

And the days go by
Like a fart in the wind
In the stink that is my own
I begin again...

Lol ok...I'm done here.

[BigAl84]

Wait wait...

I have my own life
And my farts are stronger than you know...
But I carry this feeling
When you farted in my house
You'd better be walking back out the door...

That's all !

[SteveMacD]

My beauty... my beauty
My beautiful... beautiful... beautiful
Beautiful bean-o
Not another Beano album. John's already made one.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TGisiI_dI2E/S3-eK6T2SLI/AAAAAAAACPI/AJvgmjavX3I/s400/1.Beano+album.jpg

[secondhandchain]

Wait a minute baby
I'm smelling something vile
Said you'd do a line
but you never told me about the farting.

[jbrownsjr]

The thread has run out of gas.

very very punny!!

[bombaysaffires]

If you wake up and have diarrhea
If the smell starts to make you gag,
Open the door, let in some air
you'll smell things in a different way

Please stop stinkin' up the bathroom
Please stop, god I need some air
I need some air that doesn't smell like poo
The immodium's gone
Immodium's gone

[HomerMcvie]

very very punny!!

Still better than runny!

[bombaysaffires]

You're right. I would say she's my favorite performer in the band, but I never understood the blinders people have regarding her ways. There are fans who think if she recorded herself passing gas it should go platinum. :shrug:

aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....:eek:

[bombaysaffires]

Tell me why
everything smells so bad
Gassing up
Farting is all you wanna do
If I could
Baby I'd give you some beans
How can I
When you won't take them from me...

You can fart your own way
(Fart your own way)
You can call it another runny day
(Another runny day)
You can fart your own way
Fart your own way

[HomerMcvie]

aww, and you ripped out all the funny posts that came after this....:eek:

Ripped away, like being on a date, after a lunch of cabbage soup. #lifeiscruel

:mad:


;)

[~*BellaDonna*~]

If anyone falls it will be one of us, from the smell.
I know its not too clever, but funny? I hope. :p

[Aussie W/Heart]

Rock on fart ass woman,
Take your precious fart
& dig your grave

It's a fartless challenge,
Pick your smell, & I'll prey

Wake up in the morning
Hear your farts go down
Lousy farter's pick their prey
But they never fart out loud

:D

[BigAl84]

woah, it has a thread of it's own!

[BigAl84]

Sometimes it rages, fart a little
Even when it's calm, still fart a little
Just had too much cheese, I fart a little...
Say it was stinky like me
Still fart a little...

[bombaysaffires]

woah, it has a thread of it's own!

a rip-roaring success!

[~*BellaDonna*~]

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

Just like a big loud fart
Clears the room sends people running
Pew baby pew said pew

And the gas bombs fly
like a turd in the wind
in the stench that is my own
I flatulate again

Said to my friend
(everything stinks)
Baby.. . fresh air matters...

He had no more
than a gas pain then...
Well he almost sharted--
Foulness within him...
But the moment
That I first laid
Farts. on. him.
Just about to.... suffocate....
Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!! :lol:

[SisterNightroad]

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

[jbrownsjr]

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

Are you scared of feeling that way?

[SisterNightroad]

Are you scared of feeling that way?
AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.

[jbrownsjr]

AHAHAH!!!
Maybe it's that, I actually have a bit of a perspiration problem and I'm always worried about my armpits' smell.

I can't fight it, anymore!

[Dr.Brown]

Not totally relevant but for some reason when listening to Love In Store I always hear "You look at me and I just smell"...

Ha, good one and with the rest of the lyric, this would make a great jingle for a deodorant commercial: "I'm scared of feeling that way" especially with Stevie's nice echoing line "Scared of feeling that way".

An announcer can then come on and say, "Try new ____ and you'll never have to worry...":D

[jbrownsjr]

Ha, good one and with the rest of the lyric, this would make a great jingle for a deodorant commercial: "I'm scared of feeling that way" especially with Stevie's nice echoing line "Scared of feeling that way".

An announcer can then come on and say, "Try new ____ and you'll never have to worry...":D

And then show Lindsey sweating during a solo.

[bombaysaffires]

Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!!! This is just too flippin' funny!! :lol:

glad you enjoyed it!

[bombaysaffires]

Intense flatulence
As she farts in the room
Her black robes flapping
Cranking out a toot

And the black clouds of odor make
more people leave
And dried prunes in her lunch again--
Gas like stinky cheese

Toxic respiration
It was hard to breathe
She did farts at the top of the stairs
And she called
For beans….

[jbrownsjr]

Intense flatulence
As she farts in the room
Her black robes flapping
Cranking out a toot

And the black clouds of odor make
more people leave
And dried prunes in her lunch again--
Gas like stinky cheese

Toxic respiration
It was hard to breathe
She did farts at the top of the stairs
And she called
For beans….

can't stop laughing... I keep singing it like that..