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fumidesigns
06-09-2011, 08:48 AM
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!
HejiraNYC
06-09-2011, 08:50 AM
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!

Mama, can I have summa what you're having?
fumidesigns
06-09-2011, 09:07 AM
^^^ *passes u a cup of the worst hazelnut coffee, a dash of cream and lite sugar*

U asked for it! Remember that! :lol: drink up!
CADreaming
06-09-2011, 10:59 AM
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!

Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!! :wavey:
chiliD
06-09-2011, 11:04 AM
Hey, know what's faster than speeding bullet??

SUPERMAN!!! :wavey:

More powerful than a locomotive (too)!!!
skuncles
06-09-2011, 11:08 AM
...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
fumidesigns
06-09-2011, 11:08 AM
Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?

Stevie is so nasty!!!!

*dodges bullets*
Newzchspy
06-09-2011, 11:14 AM
A speeding bullet! *ka-ching!* thank you! I'll be here all week!!!!

Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"
HejiraNYC
06-09-2011, 11:23 AM
Oh yea!? Well what's deeper than a deep well!?!?



The Marianas Trench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianas_trench
fumidesigns
06-09-2011, 11:24 AM
...more exciting than high fashion? JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbmshockedface
fumidesigns
06-09-2011, 11:29 AM
Actually in law enforcement circles, we say, "What's faster than a fast car??" Motorola!!!


"You can't outrun Motorola!!"

*confused laugh*
mylittledemon
06-10-2011, 03:28 AM
My favourite one to tell...

You: "You know I was watching this documentary on the history channel about the Old West... and it's interesting, did you know they never used to hang anyone with wooden legs?"

Other person's usual response: "Really?"

You: "Yeah they used to hang 'em with rope."

Hilarity ensues.
fumidesigns
06-10-2011, 07:05 AM
Lol that was cute!
APerfectLie
06-11-2011, 04:11 AM
Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch. :rolleyes:
darklinensuit
06-11-2011, 04:41 AM
Definitely not a beating heart. If your heart beat anywhere near 100+ MILES per hour, you'd be one dead bitch. :rolleyes:

Maybe she'll set Poe's "The Telltale Heart" to music next time. :rolleyes:

- Jake