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fumidesigns
06-02-2011, 12:42 PM
http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Strangest_Tombstones/Tombstone_e9.jpg

:lol: :lol:

i wouldn't mind mine saying just "bye". i think that's funny as hell!!!!! "bye" or "dead"!

ok maybe i'm just crazy..............
McTrouble
06-02-2011, 12:54 PM
Get thinking caps on folks for funny/witty epitaphs!
fumidesigns
06-02-2011, 01:06 PM
"lived her life like every day was her last, especially this one."

"i'm still on facebook."

"don't touch my stuff while i'm gone."

hmmmmmmmmm

this makes me think..........i need to put this in my will. i want a funny gravestone!!!
chiliD
06-02-2011, 01:16 PM
"I told you I didn't feel well, damn it!"
fumidesigns
06-02-2011, 01:21 PM
"I told you I didn't feel well, damn it!"

:lol:

"the end"

"done"

"text me"

or........i like jack lemmon's

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q5wa7ttQiZk/SwL4qwazfII/AAAAAAAABH8/OmYYXdX5Fgc/s400/jack-lemmon-tombstone_20091112_1577751346.jpg
mezzoforte
06-02-2011, 01:46 PM
I always thought Royal Tennenbaum did a pretty solid job writing his own:
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q295/GraceChristine/tumblr_ljydf6qQQ81qdwdn8o1_500.png
Best. Movie. Ever.


Okay, this is a little different, but I couldn't not mention it while we're on the subject of epitaphs. Dani and I were just planning my epitaph in LA! (You'd be amazed what topics you hit as you wait in line for 17 hours.) And I'm feeling pretty confident in the decision: lyrics to "Jane." Yeah, it's a winner;)

She'd kept pointing at me and singing, "There are angels here on Earth!" Somehow, we decided that was epitaph-worthy. And really, if you're going to quote Jane, you need to get the chimpanzee in there, right? So here we are:

Grace Gardner J------
1989-
"Children of the world
The forgotten chimpanzee
In the eyes of the world
You have done so much for me

There are angels here on earth."

Poetic. Humble. Logical. What more would I want?
daniellaaarisen
06-02-2011, 03:21 PM
Okay, this is a little different, but I couldn't not mention it while we're on the subject of epitaphs. Dani and I were just planning my epitaph in LA! (You'd be amazed what topics you hit as you wait in line for 17 hours.) And I'm feeling pretty confident in the decision: lyrics to "Jane." Yeah, it's a winner;)

She'd kept pointing at me and singing, "There are angels here on Earth!" Somehow, we decided that was epitaph-worthy. And really, if you're going to quote Jane, you need to get the chimpanzee in there, right? So here we are:

Grace Gardner J------
1989-
"Children of the world
The forgotten chimpanzee
In the eyes of the world
You have done so much for me

There are angels here on earth."

Poetic. Humble. Logical. What more would I want?

I'm really proud of that invention on our parts, Grace. Pure genius.
Silver Springs
06-02-2011, 04:36 PM
I do occasionally like to plan things pertaining to my funeral. For example, I know exactly what songs I want to be played. Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. (A sing along version like on Man On The Moon, with me on the video leading it all. EPIC!), Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac (Oh the irony! :p) and Joy To The World by Three Dog Night. I also toyed with the idea of DW. Suite by Lindsey Buckingham.

As for epitaphs, I had a few rather lame ideas :-


GAME OVER
Onto Level Two
What Does This Button Do?
Look Behind You!
Go Into The Light? I'm Still Looking For The Tunnel


I'm also contemplating having a dance mat installed ontop of the grave too.
fumidesigns
06-02-2011, 08:36 PM
I do occasionally like to plan things pertaining to my funeral. For example, I know exactly what songs I want to be played. Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. (A sing along version like on Man On The Moon, with me on the video leading it all. EPIC!), Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac (Oh the irony! :p) and Joy To The World by Three Dog Night. I also toyed with the idea of DW. Suite by Lindsey Buckingham.

As for epitaphs, I had a few rather lame ideas :-


GAME OVER
Onto Level Two
What Does This Button Do?
Look Behind You!
Go Into The Light? I'm Still Looking For The Tunnel


I'm also contemplating having a dance mat installed ontop of the grave too.

i love these!!!!! omg!!!!!!
McTrouble
06-03-2011, 05:45 AM
I like this one I found:-

HERE LIES AN ATHEIST
ALL DRESSED UP
NO PLACE TO GO
McTrouble
06-03-2011, 07:21 AM
And another:-

OVERDOSED ON VIAGRA
HIS WIFE TOOK IT VERY HARD
fumidesigns
06-03-2011, 08:00 AM
And another:-

OVERDOSED ON VIAGRA
HIS WIFE TOOK IT VERY HARD

Omg!!!!!!! I just screamed at work! This is perfect!!!!! :lol:
TrueFaith77
06-03-2011, 08:16 AM
this is morbid
McTrouble
06-03-2011, 08:26 AM
this is morbid

but funny :D
fumidesigns
06-03-2011, 08:40 AM
this is morbid

Lmaoooooooooooo that's what yours will say!?!?
GODDESS6
06-03-2011, 09:13 AM
And another:-

OVERDOSED ON VIAGRA
HIS WIFE TOOK IT VERY HARD

:lol::laugh::lol::laugh::lol:
RickRobert
06-03-2011, 09:20 AM
"gtg goin over jesus' place"
Silver Springs
06-03-2011, 02:30 PM
"My Other Grave's A Dyson"

Dyson = Brand of Vaccuum Cleaner.
fumidesigns
06-03-2011, 02:42 PM
Think Night Of The Living Dead....

Brains! Brains! Brains!

:lol:
michelle2677
06-05-2011, 05:03 PM
http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Strangest_Tombstones/Tombstone_e9.jpg

:lol: :lol:

i wouldn't mind mine saying just "bye". i think that's funny as hell!!!!! "bye" or "dead"!
ok maybe i'm just crazy..............


i took this at highgate cemetery in england a few years ago. still laughing about it to this day :lol:


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Michelle2677/london%202008/highgate%20cemetery/100_3210.jpg