How are you going to celebrate the Rapture? [Archive]

ontheEdgeof17

05-19-2011, 07:41 PM

Get laid and then eat a whole load of icecream with some friends. Sounds like a pleasant way to die.

...while watching Stevie do a live televised concert of all the songs she have never performed live, as the stage bursts into flames and lava flows from Sharon's mouth.

DefDumbandBlond

05-19-2011, 07:50 PM

Do people really believe this? :lol: I admit I was like O______O when I first read about it but seriously, it all sounds kinda ridiculous.

Here's a song for the occasion though.

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Artemis

05-19-2011, 07:57 PM

...while watching Stevie do a live televised concert of all the songs she have never performed live, as the stage bursts into flames and lava flows from Sharon's mouth.

I always suspected that Sharon may be the anti-Christ.

RickRobert

05-19-2011, 07:59 PM

So if the world ends Saturday I will have wasted my last day on a Maths exam

THANKS A LOT WORLD

SortaSavageLike

05-19-2011, 09:44 PM

On Friday night, I want somebody to slip a flash drive filled with hundreds of rare, never-before-seen high-definition photographs of Bella Donna-era Stevie into my mailbox. At least my last Photobucket update would be worth remembering! :D

Spoinny

05-19-2011, 09:50 PM

Before we all go, I wanna know exactly how many men Stevie has banged...oh and who is Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" really about??? :]

bluefox4000

05-19-2011, 09:58 PM

I'm gonna set Bono's face on fire....then beat it out:thumbsup:

Mick

APerfectLie

05-19-2011, 10:04 PM

"What if you wake up on May 22 and you are still here?"
"That's like asking, 'What if everything in the Bible is wrong?!'"
:rolleyes:

I just hope I get to graduate before the apocalypse.

mylittledemon

05-19-2011, 11:45 PM

What does this Apocalypse entail? Are we talking giant asteroid wipes us out? Zombie invasion? Christ's return?

I'm British. As such I crave disappointment. That's why my only request is a Kinder Egg.

Crikey. You could've at least wished for a nice warm bap.

TerraRhiannon

05-19-2011, 11:54 PM

Haha. Omg, I'm going to hell. Well, I guess that means I don't have to do my laundry for work on Saturday. I'm going to be spending my last few hours at a Clay Cafe with some friends before work so, at least I won't be spending the Rapture alone.

CreepingDeath

05-20-2011, 12:37 AM

Have Stevie tell me everything about her life, past and present . No Lies. No holds barred. X-rated.

jeffd8382

05-20-2011, 12:59 AM

...as the stage bursts into flames and lava flows from Sharon's mouth.

:laugh:
That was awesome.. it also gets the award for the thing that made me laugh the most today... thanks for that!! :thumbsup: I'm a very visual thinker, so yes I literally can see lava flowing from Sharon's mouth while on stage in my mind...scary, huh?

Silver Springs

05-20-2011, 04:44 AM

Crikey. You could've at least wished for a nice warm bap.

Haha. Well I don't consume animal products, so what you were thinking would probably have been lost on me anyway lol. I was thinking more along those lines of those ****ty chocolate eggs with the toy capsule inside, wherein lay my joke lol. But maybe it might just be a case of Britishness not pervading itself well on an Americanised board lol.

McTrouble

05-20-2011, 06:37 AM

My last request involves Lindsey Buckingham - nuff said ;)

Silver Springs

05-20-2011, 06:48 AM

My last request involves Lindsey Buckingham - nuff said ;)

Aww...No sharesies? *pout* You make a Bee very sad on her last day on Earth lol. We should have holiday shipped over in a jiffy bag along with Lindsey and just hang out with him for the day watching movies. I hear he's a bit of a movie buff lol.

SuzeQuze

05-20-2011, 07:15 AM

I always suspected that Sharon may be the anti-Christ.

She has the coldest facade but in stark contrast to her outsides she is one of the kindest warmest people I've ever met.

I think I'll track down Stevie and hang with her and CreepingDeath.

holidayroad

05-20-2011, 08:38 AM

Aww...No sharesies? *pout* You make a Bee very sad on her last day on Earth lol. We should have holiday shipped over in a jiffy bag along with Lindsey and just hang out with him for the day watching movies. I hear he's a bit of a movie buff lol.

I wonder if he likes the Back To the Future trilogy??!!:thumbsup:

ButterCookie

05-20-2011, 08:45 AM

As well as Rapture, Blondie just can't stop taking the p1$$ can they :lol:

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McTrouble

05-20-2011, 10:02 AM

Aww...No sharesies? *pout* You make a Bee very sad on her last day on Earth lol. We should have holiday shipped over in a jiffy bag along with Lindsey and just hang out with him for the day watching movies. I hear he's a bit of a movie buff lol.

Excuse me? All you wanted was a Kinder Egg :shrug:

OK, I'll consider a bit of sharing - you can watch the movies! Movies was the last thing I was thinking about :o

McTrouble

05-20-2011, 10:05 AM

I wonder if he likes the Back To the Future trilogy??!!:thumbsup:

I love that Trilogy! I'll watch them if the End of the World thing turns out to be a mistake :laugh:

HomerMcvie

05-20-2011, 12:06 PM

RickRobert

05-20-2011, 12:10 PM

I wanted to have hot monkey sex, every minute up until the end, while someone continually feeds me a combination of mexican, chinese, and supreme pizza(extra cheese, please). Oh yeah, and an Red Stag/Sprite IV drip!

That.is.all.

The pizza and mexican food sounds good but I'll think I'll pass on the hot sex with a monkey part :shrug:

HomerMcvie

05-20-2011, 12:13 PM

The pizza and mexican food sounds good but I'll think I'll pass on the hot sex with a monkey part :shrug:

Don't knock it, til you've tried it!:mad:

(it's just an expression):)

RickRobert

05-20-2011, 12:30 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I know, just pulling your leg

(seriously though it sounds bad)

HomerMcvie

05-20-2011, 12:36 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I know, just pulling your leg

(seriously though it sounds bad)

I'm actually more excited about the food, than the sex and the booze!
Sex and booze, I get all the time!
Homie- wants to eat his way to the apocalypse!:lol:

Musicman408

05-20-2011, 12:54 PM

Tour as a keyboard player in Stevie's band- DUH!!!

louielouie2000

05-20-2011, 01:05 PM

I wonder if he likes the Back To the Future trilogy??!!:thumbsup:

He does have a song on the soundtrack to the first Back To The Future movie :).

Silver Springs

05-20-2011, 01:36 PM

He does have a song on the soundtrack to the first Back To The Future movie :).

You know, I think she was being sarcastic ;)

Richard B

05-20-2011, 01:53 PM

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/imagesrapture-prank.jpg

Silver Springs

05-20-2011, 01:55 PM

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/imagesrapture-prank.jpg

Love it! I am SO doing that. And just for effect I'll leave my Cat's old collar a few feet away :p

KarmaContestant

05-20-2011, 01:55 PM

^^^^Hilarious!

Richard B

05-20-2011, 01:57 PM

Love it! I am SO doing that. And just for effect I'll leave my Cat's old collar a few feet away :p

Hahahahaha!!! I love it....the cat collar kills me.

KarmaContestant

05-20-2011, 03:10 PM

Ahem..

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Lee

05-20-2011, 03:17 PM

I'm gonna set Bono's face on fire....then beat it out:thumbsup:

Mick

Oh come on, that is not nice! :lol: I like Bono.

I'm just going to accend to heaven with my dog & maybe my husband, if he's nice. :lol:

Lee :)

KarmaContestant

05-20-2011, 03:18 PM

I'm just going to accend to heaven with my dog & maybe my husband, if he's nice. :lol:

Lee :)

Nope, your dog can't go. :lol: See my earlier post.

Enchanted_Stevi

05-20-2011, 04:25 PM

Have Stevie tell me everything about her life, past and present . No Lies. No holds barred. X-rated.

AGREED!!! As well as get laid and party like it really is the end of the world LOL Oh and obvs jam out to stevie

daniellaaarisen

05-20-2011, 05:32 PM

All I want is to have dinner with Stevie before going to Javier Bardem's place to have wild sex with him. Is that too much to ask? :lol:

Enchanted_Stevi

05-20-2011, 05:55 PM

All I want is to have dinner with Stevie before going to Javier Bardem's place to have wild sex with him. Is that too much to ask? :lol:

mmmm I dont think so

HighPassion

05-20-2011, 10:07 PM

Yeah I'd really like to know what this appocalypse is supposed to entail. There are so many theories as to how the world is going to end...
I saw something on abc news about it, and apparently it's supposed to "go on" until October 22nd or something, when God will then destroy the earth/universe...

So I'm guessing that's how they're going to justify it when nothing happens tomorrow? But what exactly is supposed to be happening between now and October? I'd google it, but I've googled stuff like that before and came across some pretty creepy sites, so I'd rather someone tell me in a nutshell. :P

More so just to satisfy my own curiousity as to what this is all about... I work with a girl who's Baptist and asked her about it today, and she didn't really say much. I'm not even sure if she believed it or not....

And I talked to a friend who's one of Jehovah's Witnesses and he kinda just laughed about it. IM SO OUT OF THE LOOP!

Meowi

05-21-2011, 01:32 AM

The 'Rapture' is eight minutes late in New Zealand.

HomerMcvie

05-21-2011, 02:20 AM

The 'Rapture' is eight minutes late in New Zealand.

Enjoy your last 8 minutes in this world.:mad:

:D
Although I DO worry about religious fanatics TRYING to make this prophecy come true....:shocked:

mylittledemon

05-21-2011, 04:35 AM

All I want is to have dinner with Stevie before going to Javier Bardem's place to have wild sex with him. Is that too much to ask? :lol:

It's a lot to ask. ;)

daniellaaarisen

05-21-2011, 04:45 AM

It's a lot to ask. ;)

Didn't happen anyway. I'll hold off until the only doomsday prediction that actually scares me a tiny bit-- 12/21/12. :D

chriskisn

05-21-2011, 07:18 AM

Didn't happen anyway. I'll hold off until the only doomsday prediction that actually scares me a tiny bit-- 12/21/12. :D

I wonder what everyone will come up with after December 2012. Can I start a new prophecy now? Personally I've always said May 25th 2045. No idea why but May 25th is the day between Stevie's birthday and mine, and I'll be 71. :laugh:

DefDumbandBlond

05-21-2011, 07:34 AM

Oh look we're still alive, and NZ & Australia seemed to have gotten a 'get out free' card. :lol:

wheart

05-21-2011, 07:57 AM

I got my new Stevie Nicks solo CD so I'm good. The world can end now! I just want to be listening to Italian Summer when it does! :laugh::laugh:

Richard B

05-21-2011, 09:07 AM

Make sure to pack a nice lunch.

Richard B

05-21-2011, 09:08 AM

Ahem..

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Oh noes! No coverage in California.

Fiver

05-21-2011, 09:29 AM

Louie, your new sig pic(which is awesome) made me think of this:

http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i378/SARAHPANARAH/tumblr_ll57eyJ6Hl1qixm6bo1_400.jpg

Musicman408

05-21-2011, 09:56 AM

Stevie's band hasn't called me yet, so I'm assuming I'm OK! :)

estranged4life

05-21-2011, 12:15 PM

and apparently it's supposed to "go on" until October 22nd or something, when God will then destroy the earth/universe...

my world has already been destroyed on October 22nd...Twice since 1977.

Maybe a three-peat? Nah!!!!

Jondalar

05-21-2011, 02:13 PM

Obviously, the End of Days is near according to several sources. Time for a celebration. :) How would like to live out your final day. I think I'm going to play some Buckingham/Nicks and go out in a mellow mood. Hopefully, I fall asleep peacefully while listening to Crystal on a full stomach and completely relaxed and satisfied.

estranged4life

05-21-2011, 02:19 PM

I was going to mow my yard, and hoped the end of the world would occur so as to 'relieve' my from that job :thumbsup:

ontheEdgeof17

05-21-2011, 05:04 PM

It's starting...just fashionably late. :lol:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110521/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_iceland_volcano

ButterCookie

05-21-2011, 05:10 PM

I worked and lived. woo.

estranged4life

05-21-2011, 05:19 PM

I'm looking forward to the 'back-pedaling' on why the world didn't end.

And I was so looking forward to see people flying into sky and sh**ting on the cars below like birds :thumbsup:

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