100 Things you will never see with Fleetwood Mac

[ryan4136]

Everyone add one to the list. This could be fun...be civilized.


1. Stevie jamming to "It Was You" in her car while driving.
2. ??

[MissLadyLoki]

I'll try and keep it nice too, but I want it to be funny too

2.Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving

[AliceLover]

2. Stevie driving her own car :laugh:

[tilthefirefades]

4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan

[Silver Springs]

5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.

[vivfox]

6. Christine in an interview admitting she slept with Lindsey.

Great idea for a thread!!!

[Silver Springs]

7. Christine advocating alcohol free Beer.

[LittleCharmer]

An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?

[MissLadyLoki]

8.Stevie wearing a bra any era

[kenzo]

9. Christine performing with the group ever again :(

[TerraRhiannon]

10. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage. haha

[aleuzzi]

11. A future set without Dreams or Go Your Own Way

12. Sugar Daddy performed live--by any configuration of the band

13. Mick wiping his sweat sopped face with Christine's granny panties

14. The return of Harold the Dildo

[Villavic]

An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?

I agree with that, and also with Christine coming back to the band (though I still hope)...

15. Stevie editing her website, and writing interesting answers on "Ask Stevie"

16. Finding www.fleetwoodmac.com a living website, interesting and continously updated.

17. A Fleetwood Mac tour including Southamerica (and Peru of course)

Great idea for a thread

[Dodfather]

18. Stevie doing European tour dates (come on, you knew I'd say that one!)

19. Lindsey sitting between Kirsten and Stevie in an interview.

[ButterCookie]

20. Stevie and Christine on the cover of Playboy

[belladonnadream]

10. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage. haha ahahah..I like this one;)

[belladonnadream]

21. Stevie, Lindsey or John wearing Mick's wooden balls..

[erwk05]

4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan

I love it :):laugh:

[erwk05]

Lindsey saying "You know what Im sick of sitting in my studio lets go and play backyard cricket"

Stevie wearing a basketball singlet, bike pants and a backwards cap

John coming out with something highly profound and articulate

[jellyman10]

22. Stevie saying, 'Actually "I Don't Want To Know" totally owns side 2 of Rumours. I don't know what I was thinking with that other song.'

[MissLadyLoki]

22.Stevie saying "Y'know what? I think Street Angel is my best album ever. I think I'll perform most of the songs from it on every tour for now on"

23.Lindsey saying in 1979 "To hell with this New Wave garbage, let's make an album and call it Rumours Part II"

[McTrouble]

24. Lindsey playing guitar on stage with a totally straight, no expression, deadpan face :lol:

[ryan4136]

25. Lindsey covering a Sheryl Crow tune on the next tour.

[Villavic]

1979:

26. Lindsey duet with Olivia Newton-John
27. Stevie duet with Barry Gibb
28. Christine duet with Donna Summer (enough is enough..!)

[Gailh]

29. John agreeing enthusiastically to doing a benefit concert for the Democrats

Gail

[soul_drifter333]

Mick making an public appearance without hocking his latest product.

Anyone hear his last radio show a few days ago? I am under the impression it was about his latest wine endeavor. :nod:

[Silver Springs]

Lindsey cutting down on the yowling, screaching, screaming and general "I'm being attacked" sound effects.

[LorraineRN]

I'll try and keep it nice too, but I want it to be funny too

2.Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving

This is great :laugh:

[Villavic]

30. Next tour John wearing Mick classical attire (including wooden balls). Mick wearing hawaiian shirt. Christine wearing chiffon and top hat. Stevie on Lindsey's Tusk suit (kinda Miami Vice look). Lindsey wearing Christine dress from Rumours back cover.

31. Or the band everybody wearing a uniform attire, like the early Beatles.

[Silver Springs]

31. Or the band everybody wearing a uniform attire, like the early Beatles.

Oh great. Now I have them wearing the Sgt. Pepper getup in my head. So. much. colour :p

[Tango]

32. Fleetwood Mac doing a FREE concert in Central Park.

[MissLadyLoki]

33.Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie

34.Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar

35.John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and whatnot

36.Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers

37.Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings

[Silver Springs]

Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.

[GypsySorcerer]

35. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.

[MissLadyLoki]

In 1977...

36.The Mac protests drug usage in rock n' roll

37.Lindsey and Stevie get hitched

38.Mick decides to steal Patti Boyd from Eric Clapton

39.John and Chris decide to screw the divorce

40.The first hit from their new album is called Come On and Follow Me

41.They release an album called Yesterday's Gone

[holidayroad]

42. Lindsey Buckingham joining The Eagles.

43. Christine McVie dyeing her hair black.

44. Stevie Nicks finally telling everyone "Yes, I am a witch."

[PenguinHead]

45. Lindsey and Stevie joining a national campaign to legalize pot

46. The band making/releasing two studio albums in one decade

47. Stevie adopting a child from Africa

48. Christine stepping foot on American soil

[vivfox]

35. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.


In the Rumours Tourbook there is a picture of Stevie playing acoustic guitar onstage. Also in 1994 she played piano several times for radio shows and she played piano onstage for Storytellers on VH-1.

[Amlyn]

49. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.

[MacShadowsBall]

I love this thread!! :laugh: I just can't think of anything to add to it!!! Darn.

[belladonnadream]

Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey...

[Villavic]

49. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.

50. And sleeping at Travel Lodge during tours

[pattyfan]

51. Fleetwood Mac tours and the ticket prices are something that we can actually all afford.

52. Fleetwood Mac tours without the backup singers, extra percussionists, and extra guitarists and actually work hard for their tour bucks :)

53. Fleetwood Mac plays Fireflies and/or No Questions Asked live.

54. Fleetwood Mac goes into the studio, cuts a new CD in 2 or 3 months without constant and excessive tinkering, and releases a great rock CD that is not over produced.

[UndoingTheLaces]

The band playing an all B-sides tour including several of Stevie's unreleased demos and that mysterious solo album Lindsey kept going on about that he gave up on to make Tango in the Night

[CADreaming]

Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey...

“Now I just adore him,” says Nicks, with ravishing candour. “He is my love. My first love and my love for all time... I look at him now and just go, Oh, Stevie, you made a mistake!”

"When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone."

"Who Lindsey and I are to each other will never change."

[GypsySorcerer]

In the Rumours Tourbook there is a picture of Stevie playing acoustic guitar onstage. Also in 1994 she played piano several times for radio shows and she played piano onstage for Storytellers on VH-1.

Well, if you want to call that playing the piano..... :lol:

Seriously, I've always wondered why she didn't at least try to become more proficient at an instrument. :shrug:

[MissLadyLoki]

I gots more for this list! :p

55.Metallica opens for the Mac during the Mirage tour (Kill Em All, their debut, came out the same year as Mirage)

56.The Mac tours with the Eagles next year

57.The Mac plays Then Play On in it's entirety the next tour

58.Chris rocking out to Stand Back or Go Insane while driving

[ryan4136]

59. Lindsey admits after all these years that "it was pretty funny afterall"
60. Bob Welch confesses he has found proof that aliens do not exist.

[MissLadyLoki]

61.Peter Green saying in 1970 "I feel saner than I've ever been in my life. Now, lemme make tons of money!"

[McTrouble]

Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.

My favourite yet :laugh:

38. Lindsey and Stevie never once looking at each other when they sing.

[michelej1]

Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."

Michele

[AliceLover]

Sorry I'm a stickler...Lindsey DOES use a pick for certain songs. He used a pick for his song Under the Skin and Go Insane live from his solo and tours with the Mac (minus the Dance on GI). :D

[AliceLover]

“Now I just adore him,” says Nicks, with ravishing candour. “He is my love. My first love and my love for all time... I look at him now and just go, Oh, Stevie, you made a mistake!”

"When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone."

"Who Lindsey and I are to each other will never change."

That is such a strong statement. I know she made this comment recently. I wonder what Kristin thought about this (if she even saw it)?

[CADreaming]

That is such a strong statement. I know she made this comment recently. I wonder what Kristin thought about this (if she even saw it)?

For real!!! I love the matter of factness Stevie had in that interview. I think the next thing she said was, "it doesn't matter that he's married..." So, I can't help but love that quote - even in a sad way. Just the fact of knowing they know they will be in each other's lives forever. It's touching. Like Mick said, "it's a forever thing".

[CADreaming]

Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."

Michele

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

So many good ones in this thread - but this may be my favorite!!

[Hawkeye]

62. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden:

"And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada

And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau"

she then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.

[MissLadyLoki]

62. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden:

"And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada

And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau"

she then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.

:lol::lol::lol:

Was that supposed to be the Stevie talking in tongues from SOTM from the Mirage show?

[michelej1]

48. Christine stepping foot on American soil

Oh, I could see her stepping on it for a few days. We know she was here to promote Meantime. She probably sneaks in when she thinks none of the Macsters will be around, visits old friends in California when they're far away in New Zealand or something.

Michele

[aleuzzi]

63. Lindsey Buckingham voicing extensive appreciation for Danny Kirwan's guitar playing and admitting the former Mac member's influence on his own style.

64. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.

65. Stevie singing Songbird.

66. Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.

[AliceLover]

For real!!! I love the matter of factness Stevie had in that interview. I think the next thing she said was, "it doesn't matter that he's married..." So, I can't help but love that quote - even in a sad way. Just the fact of knowing they know they will be in each other's lives forever. It's touching. Like Mick said, "it's a forever thing".

Wow! I didn't know she said "it doesn't matter that he's married." I have to dig up that interview...

[CADreaming]

Wow! I didn't know she said "it doesn't matter that he's married." I have to dig up that interview...

Here it is (http://rockalittle.com/article_bostonherald_mar6_09.htm) - she said that before the other quote...

[vivfox]

Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.


Tango In The Night Tour?

[Meowi]

67. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.

68. Karen loses her backpack

[CrystalVisions6]

67. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.

68. Karen loses her backpack

These REALLY made me laugh :')

[jellyman10]

67. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.

Harsh, but funny!

I was watching the Leather & Lace from (I think) the Bella Donna tour, 1981, on YT the other day, and Shazza was lookin pretty foxy in the middle of Steves and Loretta. Time's a b@stard, tho.

[curtis ryan]

Oh, I could see her stepping on it for a few days. We know she was here to promote Meantime. She probably sneaks in when she thinks none of the Macsters will be around, visits old friends in California when they're far away in New Zealand or something.

Michele

i seem to find you everywhere...how come you aint taking the mick out of stevie??

[holidayroad]

64. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.


I wish that would happen!

[MissLadyLoki]

69.The Mac makes an album so fast that it makes the guy who, in this vid, completed Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in under 20 minutes (believe me, it's a hard game and it's even hard now playing it years later on my DS), head spin

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PtDl-0B5U-g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

70.In 1974, Lindsey tells Mick "Just go ahead and take me. Stevie wouldn't do much in here"

[Dodfather]

64. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.

65. Stevie singing Songbird.



64: I wouldn't be surprised if this had happened at some point iver the years.

65: I could not imagine anything worse. I love Stevie but as she has said, she will not touch that song. She just couldn't.

[MrsMcVie]

5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.

Oh, I would LOOVE to see this one!;)

[Villavic]

Originally Posted by aleuzzi
Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.

Tango In The Night Tour?

Yes, kinda.. according to Mick's book:

And so, almost exactly twenty years after Fleetwood Mac's debut at Windsor, the band's eleventh lineup hit the road in late September 1987. We had earlier introduced Billy and Rick at a press conference, and had worked for a month to craft our new show. Gone were most of Lindsey's signature tunes. Now the focus was on our girls, Chris and Stevie. Now we spent more time exploring the band's history.

[thinkaboutme90]

67. An overweight Mick Fleetwood (especially in the 60s, 70s, and 80s).
68. Christine taking ballet classes with Stevie.
69. Another 19x platinum album.

[aleuzzi]

Tango In The Night Tour?

They never duetted as leads, even on that Tour. Of course they sang harmonies and little bits on each other's songs, but no trade off verses and such.

[aleuzzi]

Yes, kinda.. according to Mick's book:

And so, almost exactly twenty years after Fleetwood Mac's debut at Windsor, the band's eleventh lineup hit the road in late September 1987. We had earlier introduced Billy and Rick at a press conference, and had worked for a month to craft our new show. Gone were most of Lindsey's signature tunes. Now the focus was on our girls, Chris and Stevie. Now we spent more time exploring the band's history.

But they didn't duet as leads. They each sang more songs, but know Christine-Stevie pairings on verses, etc...

[WelshWitchPMD]

70. Stevie doing a PSA for "safe sex"

[MissLadyLoki]

71.Lindsey doing commercials for Weight Watchers

72.Mick and Lindsey performing an entire concert standing in one place with a completely straight face

[Peestie]

73. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."

[CADreaming]

74. Mick decides he's made enough money and quits Fleetwood Mac.

75. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.

[ryan4136]

76. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man"

[jellyman10]

76. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man"

:lol:
I read this like the book was about his time in Stevie!

[holidayroad]

73. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."

I'd love to see this happen! We can dream...........!! :laugh:

[WildHearted]

75. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.

Somehow this wouldn't entirely surprise me, given Stevie's track record of consistency. :lol:

[McTrouble]

77. Lindsey to give a simple "yes" or "no" to any question he is asked.

78. A new Fleetwood Mac studio album - I've given up all hope.

[CADreaming]

I compiled all the posts to see where we were at with the "100" list. We had gotten off with our numbering. Plus this helped make sure we didn't repeat.

Everyone add one to the list. This could be fun...be civilized.


1. Stevie jamming to "It Was You" in her car while driving.
2. Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving.
3. Stevie driving her own car.
4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan.
5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.
6. Christine in an interview admitting she slept with Lindsey.
7. Christine advocating alcohol free Beer.
8. An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?
9. Stevie wearing a bra - any era.
10. Christine performing with the group ever again.
11. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage.
12. A future set without Dreams or Go Your Own Way.
13. Sugar Daddy performed live--by any configuration of the band.
14. Mick wiping his sweat sopped face with Christine's granny panties.
15. The return of Harold the Dildo.
16. Stevie editing her website, and writing interesting answers on "Ask Stevie"
17. Finding www.fleetwoodmac.com a living website, interesting and continously updated.
18. A Fleetwood Mac tour including Southamerica (and Peru of course)
19. Stevie doing European tour dates.
20. Lindsey sitting between Kristen and Stevie in an interview.
21. Stevie and Christine on the cover of Playboy.
22. Stevie, Lindsey or John wearing Mick's wooden balls.
23. Lindsey saying "You know what I'm sick of sitting in my studio lets go and play backyard cricket".
24. Stevie wearing a basketball singlet, bike pants and a backwards cap.
25. John coming out with something highly profound and articulate.
26. Stevie saying, 'Actually "I Don't Want To Know" totally owns side 2 of Rumours. I don't know what I was thinking with that other song.'
27. Stevie saying "Y'know what? I think Street Angel is my best album ever. I think I'll perform most of the songs from it on every tour for now on"
28.Lindsey saying in 1979 "To hell with this New Wave garbage, let's make an album and call it Rumours Part II".
29. Lindsey playing guitar on stage with a totally straight, no expression, deadpan face.
30. Lindsey covering a Sheryl Crow tune on the next tour.
31. In 1979: Lindsey duet with Olivia Newton-John.
32. In 1979: Stevie duet with Barry Gibb.
33. In 1979: Christine duet with Donna Summer.
34. John agreeing enthusiastically to doing a benefit concert for the Democrats.
35. Mick making an public appearance without hocking his latest product.
36. Lindsey cutting down on the yowling, screeching, screaming and general "I'm being attacked" sound effects.
37. Next tour - John wearing Mick classical attire (including wooden balls). Mick wearing hawaiian shirt. Christine wearing chiffon and top hat. Stevie on Lindsey's Tusk suit (kinda Miami Vice look). Lindsey wearing Christine dress from Rumours back cover.
38. Everybody wearing a uniform attire like the early Beatles.
39. Fleetwood Mac doing a FREE concert in Central Park.
40. Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie.
41. Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar.
42. John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and what-not.
43. Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers
44. Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings.
45. Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.
46. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.
47. In 1977: The Mac protests drug usage in rock n' roll.
48. In 1977: Lindsey and Stevie get hitched.
49. In 1977: Mick decides to steal Patti Boyd from Eric Clapton.
50. In 1977: John and Chris decide to screw the divorce.
51. In 1977: The first hit from their new album is called Come On and Follow Me.
52. In 1977: They release an album called Yesterday's Gone.
53. Lindsey Buckingham joining The Eagles.
54. Christine McVie dyeing her hair black.
55. Stevie Nicks finally telling everyone "Yes, I am a witch."
56. Lindsey and Stevie joining a national campaign to legalize pot.
57. The band making/releasing two studio albums in one decade.
58. Stevie adopting a child from Africa.
59. Christine stepping foot on American soil.
60. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.
61. Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey.
62. Sleeping at Travel Lodge during tours.
63. Fleetwood Mac tours and the ticket prices are something that we can actually all afford.
64. Fleetwood Mac tours without the backup singers, extra percussionists, and extra guitarists and actually work hard for their tour bucks.
65. Fleetwood Mac plays Fireflies and/or No Questions Asked live.
66. Fleetwood Mac goes into the studio, cuts a new CD in 2 or 3 months without constant and excessive tinkering, and releases a great rock CD that is not over produced.
67. The band playing an all B-sides tour including several of Stevie's unreleased demos and that mysterious solo album Lindsey kept going on about that he gave up on to make Tango in the Night.
68. Metallica opens for the Mac during the Mirage tour.
69. The Mac tours with the Eagles next year.
70. The Mac plays Then Play On in it's entirety the next tour.
71. Chris rocking out to Stand Back or Go Insane while driving.
72. Lindsey admits after all these years that "it was pretty funny afterall".
73. Bob Welch confesses he has found proof that aliens do not exist.
74. Peter Green saying in 1970 "I feel saner than I've ever been in my life. Now, lemme make tons of money!"
75. Lindsey and Stevie never once looking at each other when they sing.
76. Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."
77. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden: "And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada...And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau". She then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.
78. Lindsey Buckingham voicing extensive appreciation for Danny Kirwan's guitar playing and admitting the former Mac member's influence on his own style.
79. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.
80. Stevie singing Songbird.
81. Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.
82. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.
83. Karen loses her backpack.
84. The Mac makes an album so fast that it makes the guy who completed Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in under 20 minutes head spin.
85. In 1974, Lindsey tells Mick "Just go ahead and take me. Stevie wouldn't do much in here".
86. An overweight Mick Fleetwood (especially in the 60s, 70s, and 80s).
87. Christine taking ballet classes with Stevie.
88. Another 19x platinum album.
89. Stevie doing a PSA for "safe sex".
90. Lindsey doing commercials for Weight Watchers.
91 .Mick and Lindsey performing an entire concert standing in one place with a completely straight face.
92. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."
93. Mick decides he's made enough money and quits Fleetwood Mac.
94. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.
95. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man".
96. Lindsey to give a simple "yes" or "no" to any question he is asked.
97. A new Fleetwood Mac studio album - I've given up all hope.



98. Christine and Stevie decide they actually really do think Tusk is the greatest album they ever recorded.

99. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers ask Stevie to leave Fleetwood Mac in 1981 and join their band. She says, "no thanks" but Christine decides to join them instead.


-- So now there's only one left to complete this list! :)

[MissLadyLoki]

I got the last one down for us

100.The Mac perform for some many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self :lol:

[McTrouble]

I got the last one down for us

100.The Mac perform for some many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self :lol:

Except that John is the one looking cool :laugh:

[Hawkeye]

I got the last one down for us

100.The Mac perform for some many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self :lol:

That is the perfect way to close the list. I was laughing so hard at the image of Stevie on a hover scooter, a shawl hanging off the scooter and then the scooter spinning in place during Stand Back.

[CADreaming]

1. Stevie jamming to "It Was You" in her car while driving.
2. Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving.
3. Stevie driving her own car.
4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan.
5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.
6. Christine in an interview admitting she slept with Lindsey.
7. Christine advocating alcohol free Beer.
8. An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?
9. Stevie wearing a bra - any era.
10. Christine performing with the group ever again.
11. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage.
12. A future set without Dreams or Go Your Own Way.
13. Sugar Daddy performed live--by any configuration of the band.
14. Mick wiping his sweat sopped face with Christine's granny panties.
15. The return of Harold the Dildo.
16. Stevie editing her website, and writing interesting answers on "Ask Stevie"
17. Finding www.fleetwoodmac.com a living website, interesting and continously updated.
18. A Fleetwood Mac tour including Southamerica (and Peru of course)
19. Stevie doing European tour dates.
20. Lindsey sitting between Kristen and Stevie in an interview.
21. Stevie and Christine on the cover of Playboy.
22. Stevie, Lindsey or John wearing Mick's wooden balls.
23. Lindsey saying "You know what I'm sick of sitting in my studio lets go and play backyard cricket".
24. Stevie wearing a basketball singlet, bike pants and a backwards cap.
25. John coming out with something highly profound and articulate.
26. Stevie saying, 'Actually "I Don't Want To Know" totally owns side 2 of Rumours. I don't know what I was thinking with that other song.'
27. Stevie saying "Y'know what? I think Street Angel is my best album ever. I think I'll perform most of the songs from it on every tour for now on"
28.Lindsey saying in 1979 "To hell with this New Wave garbage, let's make an album and call it Rumours Part II".
29. Lindsey playing guitar on stage with a totally straight, no expression, deadpan face.
30. Lindsey covering a Sheryl Crow tune on the next tour.
31. In 1979: Lindsey duet with Olivia Newton-John.
32. In 1979: Stevie duet with Barry Gibb.
33. In 1979: Christine duet with Donna Summer.
34. John agreeing enthusiastically to doing a benefit concert for the Democrats.
35. Mick making an public appearance without hocking his latest product.
36. Lindsey cutting down on the yowling, screeching, screaming and general "I'm being attacked" sound effects.
37. Next tour - John wearing Mick classical attire (including wooden balls). Mick wearing hawaiian shirt. Christine wearing chiffon and top hat. Stevie on Lindsey's Tusk suit (kinda Miami Vice look). Lindsey wearing Christine dress from Rumours back cover.
38. Everybody wearing a uniform attire like the early Beatles.
39. Fleetwood Mac doing a FREE concert in Central Park.
40. Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie.
41. Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar.
42. John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and what-not.
43. Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers
44. Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings.
45. Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.
46. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.
47. In 1977: The Mac protests drug usage in rock n' roll.
48. In 1977: Lindsey and Stevie get hitched.
49. In 1977: Mick decides to steal Patti Boyd from Eric Clapton.
50. In 1977: John and Chris decide to screw the divorce.
51. In 1977: The first hit from their new album is called Come On and Follow Me.
52. In 1977: They release an album called Yesterday's Gone.
53. Lindsey Buckingham joining The Eagles.
54. Christine McVie dyeing her hair black.
55. Stevie Nicks finally telling everyone "Yes, I am a witch."
56. Lindsey and Stevie joining a national campaign to legalize pot.
57. The band making/releasing two studio albums in one decade.
58. Stevie adopting a child from Africa.
59. Christine stepping foot on American soil.
60. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.
61. Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey.
62. Sleeping at Travel Lodge during tours.
63. Fleetwood Mac tours and the ticket prices are something that we can actually all afford.
64. Fleetwood Mac tours without the backup singers, extra percussionists, and extra guitarists and actually work hard for their tour bucks.
65. Fleetwood Mac plays Fireflies and/or No Questions Asked live.
66. Fleetwood Mac goes into the studio, cuts a new CD in 2 or 3 months without constant and excessive tinkering, and releases a great rock CD that is not over produced.
67. The band playing an all B-sides tour including several of Stevie's unreleased demos and that mysterious solo album Lindsey kept going on about that he gave up on to make Tango in the Night.
68. Metallica opens for the Mac during the Mirage tour.
69. The Mac tours with the Eagles next year.
70. The Mac plays Then Play On in it's entirety the next tour.
71. Chris rocking out to Stand Back or Go Insane while driving.
72. Lindsey admits after all these years that "it was pretty funny afterall".
73. Bob Welch confesses he has found proof that aliens do not exist.
74. Peter Green saying in 1970 "I feel saner than I've ever been in my life. Now, lemme make tons of money!"
75. Lindsey and Stevie never once looking at each other when they sing.
76. Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."
77. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden: "And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada...And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau". She then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.
78. Lindsey Buckingham voicing extensive appreciation for Danny Kirwan's guitar playing and admitting the former Mac member's influence on his own style.
79. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.
80. Stevie singing Songbird.
81. Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.
82. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.
83. Karen loses her backpack.
84. The Mac makes an album so fast that it makes the guy who completed Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in under 20 minutes head spin.
85. In 1974, Lindsey tells Mick "Just go ahead and take me. Stevie wouldn't do much in here".
86. An overweight Mick Fleetwood (especially in the 60s, 70s, and 80s).
87. Christine taking ballet classes with Stevie.
88. Another 19x platinum album.
89. Stevie doing a PSA for "safe sex".
90. Lindsey doing commercials for Weight Watchers.
91 .Mick and Lindsey performing an entire concert standing in one place with a completely straight face.
92. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."
93. Mick decides he's made enough money and quits Fleetwood Mac.
94. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.
95. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man".
96. Lindsey to give a simple "yes" or "no" to any question he is asked.
97. A new Fleetwood Mac studio album - I've given up all hope.
98. Christine and Stevie decide they actually really do think Tusk is the greatest album they ever recorded.
99. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers ask Stevie to leave Fleetwood Mac in 1981 and join their band. She says, "no thanks" but Christine decides to join them instead.
100.The Mac perform for so many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self.

[ryan4136]

Kind of a fun thread I thought I'd bring back to the front page.

Check out #10....har har har

[whitewingdove]

#59 :rolleyes:

[teedeerocks]

That is such a strong statement. I know she made this comment recently. I wonder what Kristin thought about this (if she even saw it)?

Stevie is the ex from hell...

[CADreaming]

1. Stevie jamming to "It Was You" in her car while driving.
2. Lindsey rockin' out to Edge of 17 while driving.
3. Stevie driving her own car.
4. Lindsey saying that to Bob Dylan.
5. John McVie posing on the cover of Cat Lovers Weekly with a basket of kittens hiding his male rude bits.
6. Christine in an interview admitting she slept with Lindsey.
7. Christine advocating alcohol free Beer.
8. An exciting, unexpected new setlist..?
9. Stevie wearing a bra - any era.
10. Christine performing with the group ever again.
11. Mick Fleetwood with a normal looking face/eyes on stage.
12. A future set without Dreams or Go Your Own Way.
13. Sugar Daddy performed live--by any configuration of the band.
14. Mick wiping his sweat sopped face with Christine's granny panties.
15. The return of Harold the Dildo.
16. Stevie editing her website, and writing interesting answers on "Ask Stevie"
17. Finding www.fleetwoodmac.com a living website, interesting and continously updated.
18. A Fleetwood Mac tour including Southamerica (and Peru of course)
19. Stevie doing European tour dates.
20. Lindsey sitting between Kristen and Stevie in an interview.
21. Stevie and Christine on the cover of Playboy.
22. Stevie, Lindsey or John wearing Mick's wooden balls.
23. Lindsey saying "You know what I'm sick of sitting in my studio lets go and play backyard cricket".
24. Stevie wearing a basketball singlet, bike pants and a backwards cap.
25. John coming out with something highly profound and articulate.
26. Stevie saying, 'Actually "I Don't Want To Know" totally owns side 2 of Rumours. I don't know what I was thinking with that other song.'
27. Stevie saying "Y'know what? I think Street Angel is my best album ever. I think I'll perform most of the songs from it on every tour for now on"
28.Lindsey saying in 1979 "To hell with this New Wave garbage, let's make an album and call it Rumours Part II".
29. Lindsey playing guitar on stage with a totally straight, no expression, deadpan face.
30. Lindsey covering a Sheryl Crow tune on the next tour.
31. In 1979: Lindsey duet with Olivia Newton-John.
32. In 1979: Stevie duet with Barry Gibb.
33. In 1979: Christine duet with Donna Summer.
34. John agreeing enthusiastically to doing a benefit concert for the Democrats.
35. Mick making an public appearance without hocking his latest product.
36. Lindsey cutting down on the yowling, screeching, screaming and general "I'm being attacked" sound effects.
37. Next tour - John wearing Mick classical attire (including wooden balls). Mick wearing hawaiian shirt. Christine wearing chiffon and top hat. Stevie on Lindsey's Tusk suit (kinda Miami Vice look). Lindsey wearing Christine dress from Rumours back cover.
38. Everybody wearing a uniform attire like the early Beatles.
39. Fleetwood Mac doing a FREE concert in Central Park.
40. Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie.
41. Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar.
42. John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and what-not.
43. Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers
44. Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings.
45. Lindsey, Stevie and Mick in tight t shirts and teeny spangly shorts, opening the set by performing I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac) by the Reynold's Sisters.
46. Stevie playing any instrument on stage other than a tambo or other percussion instrument.
47. In 1977: The Mac protests drug usage in rock n' roll.
48. In 1977: Lindsey and Stevie get hitched.
49. In 1977: Mick decides to steal Patti Boyd from Eric Clapton.
50. In 1977: John and Chris decide to screw the divorce.
51. In 1977: The first hit from their new album is called Come On and Follow Me.
52. In 1977: They release an album called Yesterday's Gone.
53. Lindsey Buckingham joining The Eagles.
54. Christine McVie dyeing her hair black.
55. Stevie Nicks finally telling everyone "Yes, I am a witch."
56. Lindsey and Stevie joining a national campaign to legalize pot.
57. The band making/releasing two studio albums in one decade.
58. Stevie adopting a child from Africa.
59. Christine stepping foot on American soil.
60. Traveling coach on a commercial airline.
61. Stevie admits her undying love for Lindsey.
62. Sleeping at Travel Lodge during tours.
63. Fleetwood Mac tours and the ticket prices are something that we can actually all afford.
64. Fleetwood Mac tours without the backup singers, extra percussionists, and extra guitarists and actually work hard for their tour bucks.
65. Fleetwood Mac plays Fireflies and/or No Questions Asked live.
66. Fleetwood Mac goes into the studio, cuts a new CD in 2 or 3 months without constant and excessive tinkering, and releases a great rock CD that is not over produced.
67. The band playing an all B-sides tour including several of Stevie's unreleased demos and that mysterious solo album Lindsey kept going on about that he gave up on to make Tango in the Night.
68. Metallica opens for the Mac during the Mirage tour.
69. The Mac tours with the Eagles next year.
70. The Mac plays Then Play On in it's entirety the next tour.
71. Chris rocking out to Stand Back or Go Insane while driving.
72. Lindsey admits after all these years that "it was pretty funny afterall".
73. Bob Welch confesses he has found proof that aliens do not exist.
74. Peter Green saying in 1970 "I feel saner than I've ever been in my life. Now, lemme make tons of money!"
75. Lindsey and Stevie never once looking at each other when they sing.
76. Lindsey tells the others he won't work with them again unless Sheryl Crow joins. He says, "It's a package deal."
77. Back in 1979 Christine would close every show as usual with Songbird at the piano quietly when all of a sudden: "And the Songbirds keep singing like the know the Score Orarrididjaljkdjidaada...And I love You I Love You I Love You like never beofre ahadididkbsbsiiwdau". She then proceeds to hop onto her piano and jumps into the audience.
78. Lindsey Buckingham voicing extensive appreciation for Danny Kirwan's guitar playing and admitting the former Mac member's influence on his own style.
79. John, Mick, and Christine pooling some cash together to buy Danny a nice little house or something.
80. Stevie singing Songbird.
81. Christine and Stevie duetting as leads.
82. Sharon Celani becomes the first woman to get a cosmetic face transplant.
83. Karen loses her backpack.
84. The Mac makes an album so fast that it makes the guy who completed Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in under 20 minutes head spin.
85. In 1974, Lindsey tells Mick "Just go ahead and take me. Stevie wouldn't do much in here".
86. An overweight Mick Fleetwood (especially in the 60s, 70s, and 80s).
87. Christine taking ballet classes with Stevie.
88. Another 19x platinum album.
89. Stevie doing a PSA for "safe sex".
90. Lindsey doing commercials for Weight Watchers.
91. Mick and Lindsey performing an entire concert standing in one place with a completely straight face.
92. Release a press release stating "Fleetwood Mac will now decline to answer any questions about their album 'Rumours' and will instead only talk about their current projects. In addition, to save interviews some time, Stevie and Lindsey broke up a few decades ago and can't be bothered answering any more questions about their relationship. Get over it. We have."
93. Mick decides he's made enough money and quits Fleetwood Mac.
94. Stevie gives a new interview, states that Lindsey and Kristen Buckingham are her 'best friends', she 'can't wait' to record a new Fleetwood Mac album with Lindsey, and humbly admits she is the secret to Kristen's successful interior design business since she selflessly introduces her to all her rich friends.
95. Lindsey writes a tell-all book about his time in Fleetwood Mac and Stevie entitled "The Hair Doesn't Make the Man".
96. Lindsey to give a simple "yes" or "no" to any question he is asked.
97. A new Fleetwood Mac studio album - I've given up all hope.
98. Christine and Stevie decide they actually really do think Tusk is the greatest album they ever recorded.
99. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers ask Stevie to leave Fleetwood Mac in 1981 and join their band. She says, "no thanks" but Christine decides to join them instead.
100.The Mac perform for so many years that, on their farewell tour, Stevie needs to use a scooter to spin, Lindsey uses a pick to play guitar, Mick can't make a single face, and John...is still his boring self.

Looks like we can eat our words on a few of these. LOL

[PenguinHead]

Here it is (http://rockalittle.com/article_bostonherald_mar6_09.htm) - she said that before the other quote...

This the first time I've seen these interviews. Great questions and answers. I especially love this question and response from Stevie - so insightful and candid. Her perspective on the dynamics of her relationship with Lindsey is very astute.

So much of your great stuff came out of the band being a mess. If you are all on great terms will it be harder to make a great album?

No. Lindsey and I and our tragic, uptight way of doing things to each other is still the same in so many ways. In many, many ways, Lindsey and I are still the same people that we were when we met at 16 and 17. There’s a part of our relationship that remains unchanged. It doesn’t matter that he’s married with kids. It doesn’t matter what my life is. When we’re together we can still be incredibly teenage. And we still write about each other a lot. We’re still great sources of inspiration for each other. When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone. We’ll never run out of stuff to write about.

[CADreaming]

This the first time I've seen these interviews. Great questions and answers. I especially love this question and response from Stevie - so insightful and candid. Her perspective on the dynamics of her relationship with Lindsey is very astute.

So much of your great stuff came out of the band being a mess. If you are all on great terms will it be harder to make a great album?

No. Lindsey and I and our tragic, uptight way of doing things to each other is still the same in so many ways. In many, many ways, Lindsey and I are still the same people that we were when we met at 16 and 17. There’s a part of our relationship that remains unchanged. It doesn’t matter that he’s married with kids. It doesn’t matter what my life is. When we’re together we can still be incredibly teenage. And we still write about each other a lot. We’re still great sources of inspiration for each other. When we’re 90, whoever goes first, the other one will be sitting on a bed alone. We’ll never run out of stuff to write about.

Very similar to what she said in 2013:

"Lindsey, we are a power couple. You have a wife and three kids. There’s nothing going on between you and me except that there will always be something going on between you and me. Until the day we die.’ Seventeen and sixteen. We’ve been together that long."

[welcomechris]

33.Stevie letting Lindsay Lohan play her in a movie

34.Lindsey using a pick when he plays guitar

35.John running around the stage like a maniac, howling and screaming and whatnot

36.Stevie performing in a T shirt, jeans, and sneakers

37.Do a switch-around where Stevie plays bass, Mick plays guitar, Lindsey plays keyboard, Chris plays drums, and John sings


Well, Mick Plays Guitar on "These Strange Times"; Lindsey plays keyboards on some tracks from SYW; Chris plays drums on Second Hand News in Largo 1978; And John Sang on Cool Water (And on his solo record)

Stevie doesn't play bass but she does play guitar