You're in Hell. What's playing? [Archive]

carrie721

07-22-2010, 11:53 PM

awesome thread. :laugh:

anything by keane. i was in a coffee shop today and they were playing keane. i had no idea keane still existed, nor did i realize that they had any fans. that whiny, nasaly bull**** makes me wanna puke.

louielouie2000

07-23-2010, 12:11 AM

Lady Gaga.

vivfox

07-23-2010, 12:12 AM

Rush and Metallica.

Nikolaj

07-23-2010, 12:25 AM

"Neahhhr Fahhhhr, Where EVVVVVv UUUUUAHHHAARRRHARRRRRRRRR"
that one, by Celine Dion.

tilthefirefades

07-23-2010, 12:36 AM

Lady Gaga.

This. Also Nickelback, Green Day, and Daughtry.

carrie721

07-23-2010, 12:44 AM

This. Also Nickelback, Green Day, and Daughtry.

oh god. yeah. nickelback. creed. i've only heard one song by daughtry, but it's the same ****, right?

i do have a soft spot for green day, as it reminds me of my flannel-wearing days as a feisty fifth grader. they had an album named dookie, how could i not love them?

fringed n fab

07-23-2010, 01:13 AM

Lets Hear It For The Boy, from Footloose. I hated that song in 1984 and I hate it now.

blondyy-x

07-23-2010, 02:05 AM

Taylor Swift *shudders*

tilthefirefades

07-23-2010, 02:11 AM

oh god. yeah. nickelback. creed. i've only heard one song by daughtry, but it's the same ****, right?

i do have a soft spot for green day, as it reminds me of my flannel-wearing days as a feisty fifth grader. they had an album named dookie, how could i not love them?

We may as well throw Three Days Grace and Shinedown in this group of lame rock. But Dookie is probably the only semi-respectable thing they've ever done....aka: I kinda sorta used to like it :o

Zombie

07-23-2010, 02:11 AM

"Zoot Suit Riot." This song will get lodged in my head and then I can't get rid of it. Whenever that happens, I always contemplate shoving something sharp into my ear, but then I worry if I die from it and there actually is a Hell, that song will be the soundtrack to my eternity, so I sit on my hands and wait for it to go away.

Alternatively, anything from Disturbed or Korn. It burns.

carrie721

07-23-2010, 02:30 AM

"Zoot Suit Riot." This song will get lodged in my head and then I can't get rid of it. Whenever that happens, I always contemplate shoving something sharp into my ear, but then I worry if I die from it and there actually is a Hell, that song will be the soundtrack to my eternity, so I sit on my hands and wait for it to go away.

just the fact that you mentioned that song fills me with righteous anger. not at you, but at the god who let it happen. i mean, the cherry poppin' daddies? who came up with that?

APerfectLie

07-23-2010, 03:56 AM

Anything System of a Down or 50 Cent.

mylittledemon

07-23-2010, 05:05 AM

ButterCookie

07-23-2010, 05:11 AM

Lindsey's version of Oh Well.

jannieC

07-23-2010, 05:22 AM

Cocomo (sp?) by the Beach boys.

MissLadyLoki

07-23-2010, 06:54 AM

106.1 BLI. It's a Long Island pop station that, if a song is popular, they will play it once every hour. I kid you not. Hell, I used to like Ke$ha till they started Love is My Drug so much that I wanted to personally punch her.

EDIT: Here's whee you can listen to it live and feel the torture :p http://streaming.wbli.com/_players/coxradio/index.php?callsign=WBLIFM

Dodfather

07-23-2010, 08:28 AM

Great thread!

For me it would be a continuous loop of the 3 worst songs ever:

Mull of Kintyre - Paul McCartney and Wings (Scottish people do NOT spend all day in kilts wandering around fields of heather - for f... sake!!)

Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh (I can only imagine that the "red" in quesation is the blood poruing from her poor assailed ears as this "song" is played to the poor, unfortunate woman!)

If You're Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield ("why does your heart return my call, why does you name resound in my head..." because those awful lyrics and your hideous screechy voice have tortured the poor girl!)

(dis)-honourable mentions to:

Ebony and Ivory - Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney (why, Stevie, why?!)

Phil Collins - entire solo output other than In The Air Tonight

Daphne and Celeste - Ooh, Stick You (what. the. f*&!)

Billie - Because We Want To (Billie, you are hot, you've had the good fortune to become a pretty good actress and have at least admitted that this song is a disgrace so you're almost let off with it...but not quite!)

TrueFaith77

07-23-2010, 09:00 AM

Boy George karma chameleon

Betsy

07-23-2010, 09:50 AM

And here, I thought, I was the only one in hell....it's nice to know you people are on the same floor in rooms next to mine.

Did anyone see Celine on Oprah a few months back? I didn't but I caught the clips on TALK SOUP... I don't think I could spend 20 minutes talking to her.

nailatixela

07-23-2010, 10:08 AM

I think no music would be playing in my hell. Even if I hate it - I'll learn to love any music if I have to listen to it for the rest of eternity. :lol:

greendaze5

07-23-2010, 10:18 AM

The godawful 'Stand on the Rock' from BTM. :eek:

HomerMcvie

07-23-2010, 11:22 AM

OSOTM!!!!

Either that, or Paradise By The Dashboard Lights.:mad:

SapphireSister

07-23-2010, 11:25 AM

Cocomo (sp?) by the Beach boys.
What? No :distress:. I can see where it's a little annoying but a fun and memorable song none the less.

Anything System of a Down or 50 Cent.
Say what? Fidy is the sh*t! (Especially 21 Questions and Hate it or Love it)

The godawful 'Stand on the Rock' from BTM.
Anything from BTM can be added to that...

MissLadyLoki

07-23-2010, 11:29 AM

OSOTM!!!!

Either that, or Paradise By The Dashboard Lights.:mad:

You prefer Sausage over Meat Loaf, I take it? :p

LikeAWillow

07-23-2010, 11:33 AM

This. Also Nickelback and Daughtry.

YES. Oh my God, bland rock. It makes me want to club baby seals.

LikeAWillow

07-23-2010, 11:36 AM

Great thread!

Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh (I can only imagine that the "red" in quesation is the blood poruing from her poor assailed ears as this "song" is played to the poor, unfortunate woman!)

Am I the only one who really, really loves this song?

HomerMcvie

07-23-2010, 11:46 AM

You prefer Sausage over Meat Loaf, I take it? :p

I wish I understood the sausage reference.....:confused:

:lol:

Because I don't...:(

Amlyn

07-23-2010, 11:54 AM

OMG... "Hopes and Fears" is brilliant! :shrug:

I agree. Haven't listened in awhile, but it's definitely a great album.

Am I the only one who really, really loves this song?

No, I like that song too. Although sometimes it irks me.

And my response is....just about anyone who got their start on the Disney Channel. I don't want to see them on tv, hear them on the radio, have them shoved on the cover of every magazine, etc. Ugh. Although, I do enjoy some Timberlake and I'll even admit to liking a Britney song or two...but that's it!!!

CreepingDeath

07-23-2010, 11:54 AM

This. Also Nickelback, Green Day, and Daughtry.

Definitely these. Also:

Creed
Foo Fighters
REO Speedwagon
The Beach Boys
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Meat Loaf
Toby Keith
Ted Nugent
George Thorogood
John Mellencamp
Billy Joel
Don Henley
Joe Walsh
John Mayer

There's many more but I'll stop. :)

LikeAWillow

07-23-2010, 11:57 AM

The Beach Boys

Really? Even the Pet Sounds songs? The really surfer-pop stuff can annoy me sometimes, but God Only Knows and Caroline, No more than make up for it. :nod:

CreepingDeath

07-23-2010, 12:01 PM

Really? Even the Pet Sounds songs? The really surfer-pop stuff can annoy me sometimes, but God Only Knows and Caroline, No more than make up for it. :nod:

I'll concede that God Only Knows is good. The rest must be flushed. Take Jan and Dean with them as well.

Miss Vicky

07-23-2010, 12:01 PM

"Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney on neverending repeat.

Everytime I hear that song it makes me want to hurt somebody.

Nikolaj

07-23-2010, 12:16 PM

Whoever posted 'Ebony and Ivory'-- thank you so much. It brings back such horrid memories for me, what crap. I believe the hugeness of it on radio essentially killed future airplay for both McCartney and Wonder, though that may be incorrect. Let's just say it deserved to!
Oh, I have a few more songs that would be my personal Hell- 'you are the sun, you are the rain, blah blah, blah blah' by Lionel Richie. I'd never felt so disillusioned about pop music in my young life. Is radio insane? Is the American public that stupid?
My, how that song offended me!
Then, Richie had 'Dancing On The Ceiling' and I think that pretty much did him in, people started to get how truly awful his artistry had become.
To go way back to the 70's, 'once, twice, three times a lady' -- what the hell is that? Sounds like a diagnosis from a gynecologist, or a potential theme song for a weight loss clinic.
Nice melody and some good backup harmonies by The Commodores, but that chorus, were they 'scratch lyrics' he just decided not to finish?

KarmaContestant

07-23-2010, 12:18 PM

I just had this conversation over a campfire last night with some friends.

I said: "My personal version of hell is being locked in a small room with Bjork playing non-stop, and spiders crawling all over the place."

Bjork makes me seriously want to stab a pencil through my neck over and over until I fall down dead. Any song - doesn't matter - her speaking voice alone drives me to fits.

SapphireSister

07-23-2010, 12:55 PM

The Beatles :sorry:.

MissLadyLoki

07-23-2010, 01:06 PM

I wish I understood the sausage reference.....:confused:

:lol:

Because I don't...:(

What i meant was that since you chose a song by Meat Loaf, it was a play on words.

holidayroad

07-23-2010, 01:17 PM

Guns n Roses
New Kids On the Block
Joe Jackson: Stepping Out (I like his other songs, but something about that song makes me feel panicky!):laugh:
Starland Vocal Band: Afternoon Delight (that song gets on my last nerve)
Almost any country music!

Zombie

07-23-2010, 03:33 PM

just the fact that you mentioned that song fills me with righteous anger. not at you, but at the god who let it happen. i mean, the cherry poppin' daddies? who came up with that?

I just want you to know that I actually read this last night, but I had to wait til now to respond because the urge to type something really inappropriate regarding who would come up with a name like Cherry Poppin' Daddies (yes, it is at least as bad as you are thinking, probably moreso) was too strong.

I still want to type it. But I won't. I'm a pillar of restraint.

carrie721

07-23-2010, 04:27 PM

I just want you to know that I actually read this last night, but I had to wait til now to respond because the urge to type something really inappropriate regarding who would come up with a name like Cherry Poppin' Daddies (yes, it is at least as bad as you are thinking, probably moreso) was too strong.

I still want to type it. But I won't. I'm a pillar of restraint.

you're a portrait in courage, ma'am, and i salute you.

APerfectLie

07-23-2010, 04:49 PM

What? No :distress:. I can see where it's a little annoying but a fun and memorable song none the less.

Say what? Fidy is the sh*t! (Especially 21 Questions and Hate it or Love it)

Anything from BTM can be added to that...

Okay, okay, okay. I admit, I can listen to 21 questions. I forgot that song existed. However, most of his other music, not so much. And it isn't his music that kills me so much as he himself does. And I disagree on BTM! Skies the Limit and Freedom are both pretty good!

The Beatles :sorry:.
You redeemed yourself here. I can't stand the Beatles either!:blob2:

HomerMcvie

07-23-2010, 06:26 PM

What i meant was that since you chose a song by Meat Loaf, it was a play on words.Sausage meatloaf? Not in Indiana!

:distress:

chelluversu

07-23-2010, 07:01 PM

Nikki Minaj...

SortaSavageLike

07-23-2010, 07:04 PM

Every song to hit Number 1 on the Billboard 100 since 1988, played in an endless loop. On the weekends, they can play The Four Season's entire discography with the treble cranked up to maximum.

estranged4life

07-23-2010, 08:20 PM

because I'll be runnin' the show :thumbsup:

jannieC

07-23-2010, 09:15 PM

Am I the only one who really, really loves this song?

You may be. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who loves Celine's Titanic song. :shrug:

Another hell song: LaBamba.

bluefox4000

07-23-2010, 09:28 PM

Lady GaGa

Any boy band

And........

.......

Pet sounds.

Oh and U2
Mick

vivfox

07-23-2010, 09:35 PM

Heavy Metal music and Opera music and Gospel music

tilthefirefades

07-23-2010, 10:04 PM

Nikki Minaj...

No way!! I am so obsessed with her haha. She is definitely my favorite in modern popular music.

I mean, come on, she is hard not to love:

<a href="http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/b-oston_a-beezy/?action=view&current=love_you_nicki.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/b-oston_a-beezy/love_you_nicki.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

LukeA

07-23-2010, 10:15 PM

106.1 BLI. It's a Long Island pop station that, if a song is popular, they will play it once every hour. I kid you not.

Most chart toppers are played ~1.5 times per hour on CHR stations, not uncommon in this radio landscape (and in the last 6-8 years).

My vote? Anything written/uttered/influenced by Chris Carrabba. Although the over-licensing of "Lets Get It On"/Marvin Gaye has gotten on my nerves, lately.

chelluversu

07-23-2010, 11:17 PM

No way!! I am so obsessed with her haha. She is definitely my favorite in modern popular music.

I mean, come on, she is hard not to love:

<a href="http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/b-oston_a-beezy/?action=view&current=love_you_nicki.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/b-oston_a-beezy/love_you_nicki.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

lmao...i just can't do it.

MissLadyLoki

07-24-2010, 08:21 AM

Sausage meatloaf? Not in Indiana!

:distress:

We don't have it here in New York too. We just don't undertsand how people live without bagel stores.

HomerMcvie

07-24-2010, 10:19 AM

We don't have it here in New York too. We just don't undertsand how people live without bagel stores.

We have bagel stores!

MissLadyLoki

07-24-2010, 10:21 AM

We have bagel stores!

Sorry, didn't realize. Wha part of Indiana do you live in?

HomerMcvie

07-24-2010, 10:55 AM

Sorry, didn't realize. Wha part of Indiana do you live in?Bloomington. Home to Indiana University.

gldstwmn

07-24-2010, 02:05 PM

Country music.

darklinensuit

07-24-2010, 05:06 PM

Batdance
Electric Avenue
The Girl from Ipanema
Walking on Sunshine
and this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMblLwWNA30

- Jake

ButterCookie

07-24-2010, 05:10 PM

jannieC

07-24-2010, 06:36 PM

Batdance
Electric Avenue
The Girl from Ipanema
Walking on Sunshine
and this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMblLwWNA30

- Jake

I think I remember reading somewhere that Katrina herself hated that Walking on Sunshine Song. That's pretty bad. lol

CreepingDeath

07-24-2010, 06:50 PM

Katy Perry - California Gurls :rolleyes:

Jane's Addiction
Sublime
Bob Marley

darklinensuit

07-24-2010, 06:57 PM

I think I remember reading somewhere that Katrina herself hated that Walking on Sunshine Song. That's pretty bad. lol

Marilyn Manson should cover it.:)

- Jake

louielouie2000

07-24-2010, 07:04 PM

I forgot to add:

Fergie/Black Eyed Peas
Beyonce

Though I doubt the entirety of Beyonce's ego would fit in Hell, much less her music! :p

Peestie

07-25-2010, 10:33 AM

AC/DC
Iron Maiden

michelle2677

07-25-2010, 07:30 PM

anything by rush.

i'd jump out a window to keep from hearing them.

i hate abba, too.

i would put the little "sorry" smiley. but i'm not sorry.

GypsySorcerer

07-25-2010, 08:14 PM

"Loving You" -- Minnie Riperton. :distress:

"Mambo #5" -- Lou Bega

"Final Countdown" -- Europe

Anything by Creed

I'm with Victoria on "Wonderful Christmastime." How awful. Oh, and that "Christmas Shoes" song.

jannieC

07-25-2010, 08:19 PM

Oh, and that "Christmas Shoes" song.

*shudder* :distress:

sara1998

07-25-2010, 08:56 PM

Any rap or R and B. Ugh. And, maybe I'm the Antichrist, but Christmas music. There's much more, I'm sure.

daniellaaarisen

07-26-2010, 12:32 AM

Taylor Swift. Gag me.

Dodfather

07-26-2010, 06:26 AM

Have to agree with Dani.. Taylor Swift...No!!

RickRobert

07-26-2010, 02:25 PM

Neutral Milk Hotel

MissLadyLoki

07-26-2010, 02:45 PM

Oh yeah, throw out for me *shudders* indie rock and any of those post-grunge (Nickelback, Creed, etc.) and nu metal (Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, etc.) bands.

Zombie

07-26-2010, 02:53 PM

Iron Maiden

What'd Maiden ever do to you? :eek:

RickRobert

07-26-2010, 03:27 PM

What'd Maiden ever do to you? :eek:

They released the Blaze Bayley albums :p

Amlyn

07-26-2010, 07:53 PM

The Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow Song...http://forum.thescubasite.com/sick/sick0005.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com)

CreepingDeath

07-26-2010, 08:27 PM

They released the Blaze Bayley albums :p

The only correct answer. Everything with Dickinson is pure greatness.

Zombie

07-27-2010, 02:24 AM

They released the Blaze Bayley albums :p

The only correct answer. Everything with Dickinson is pure greatness.

Awww dammit, y'all, I had successfully blocked those years from my mind and you just ruined it. THANKS A LOT.

Peestie

07-27-2010, 06:30 AM

Any rap or R and B. Ugh. And, maybe I'm the Antichrist, but Christmas music. There's much more, I'm sure.
I'd forgotten about Christmas music... That'd be up there.

They released the Blaze Bayley albums :p
And the Bruce ones... and the Dianno ones... I don't hate Brave New World but the 80's stuff is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

holidayroad

07-27-2010, 08:54 AM

I forgot one!

Neil Diamond

I absolutely cannot stand him and have no idea how he ever became famous!

Kena

07-27-2010, 09:44 AM

"Every Morning" by Sugar Ray. Anytime I've accidently heard this song I've wanted to gag myself. There are many many more, this was the first that came to mind. (Every MORNinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng I blah blah blah).

Kena

07-27-2010, 09:46 AM

I forgot one!

Neil Diamond

I absolutely cannot stand him and have no idea how he ever became famous!

I'm gagging as I type... "Sweet Caroline...bomp bomp bomp good times never seem so good"... barf barf barf

RickRobert

07-27-2010, 05:28 PM

And the Bruce ones... and the Dianno ones... I don't hate Brave New World but the 80's stuff is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I'm not a huge Maiden fan, but yeah, Brave New World is my favourite.

I forgot one!

Neil Diamond

I absolutely cannot stand him and have no idea how he ever became famous!

Oh great his music just started playing in my head :( Sadist!

Betsy

07-27-2010, 05:51 PM

You people crack me up. If work starts getting a little too intense, I come here to read your cynical remarks.

There is a lot of "bad" music out there...

SortaSavageLike

07-27-2010, 07:28 PM

Couple more things...

Every song to reach Number 1 on the Billboard Top 100 since 1995.
Every song that can unequivocally be described as "disco."
Dance remixes of songs that were never meant to be danced to in the first place.

~*BellaDonna*~

06-04-2016, 10:21 PM

Ted Nugent, Yes, Rush, KISS, AC/DC, Nickelback, Madonna, Chicago, Meatloaf, REO Speedwagon and so on.

Macfanforever

06-04-2016, 10:57 PM

Any current music of any type from the 1990's to now .In heaven .Anything from the 1920's and earlier to 1980's.There are some good artists from the 1990's to 2000's but not many.Also not a fan of hard rock/metal noise bands as some bands mention from any era.Their hair looks awesome but their music sucks.Rap goes into the crap pile too since it rhymes .LOL .

~*BellaDonna*~

06-05-2016, 03:10 PM

SisterNightroad

06-05-2016, 03:18 PM

Anyone named Justin.

olive

06-05-2016, 03:57 PM

When I see you again & Welcome to the room... Sara on a loop

Macfanforever

06-05-2016, 04:00 PM

The Wallflowers are pretty good.
They are good .So is Hootie and the Blowfish,Jewel and other light easy listening tunes from that era.

Macfanforever

06-05-2016, 04:01 PM

Anyone named Justin.

Bieber.......................comes to mind.

Macfanforever

06-05-2016, 04:02 PM

When I see you again & Welcome to the room... Sara on a loop

I like those tunes.

SisterNightroad

06-05-2016, 04:28 PM

Bieber.......................comes to mind.
And Timberlake. There were also some more that now don't come to mind. I used to think "Why does anyone named Justin makes bad sounds?"

Macfanforever

06-05-2016, 06:23 PM

And Timberlake. There were also some more that now don't come to mind. I used to think "Why does anyone named Justin makes bad sounds?"

I forgot about him.I dont care for his tunes either.