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kokoro
06-22-2010, 09:31 PM
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Fleetwood Mac&gender=p" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fleetwood Mac!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Birds do not sleep in Fleetwood Mac, though they may rest in them from time to time!</li><li>Fleetwood Mac cannot swim.</li><li>The Eskimos have over fifty words for Fleetwood Mac.</li><li>Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Fleetwood Mac.</li><li>If you toss Fleetwood Mac 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.</li><li>Fleetwood Mac are only six percent water.</li><li>Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Fleetwood Mac.</li><li>During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Fleetwood Mac had to pay a special Fleetwood Mac tax.</li><li>Fleetwood Mac can squeeze their entire body through a hole the size of their beak.</li><li>Fleetwood Mac have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Mick Fleetwood&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mick Fleetwood!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Mick Fleetwood!</li><li>The opposite sides of Mick Fleetwood always add up to seven.</li><li>If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Mick Fleetwood.</li><li>South Australia was the first place to allow Mick Fleetwood to stand for parliament.</li><li>The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mick Fleetwood.</li><li>Baby swans are called Mick Fleetwood.</li><li>Mick Fleetwood became extinct in England in 1486!</li><li>Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Mick Fleetwood', hated Mick Fleetwood and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.</li><li>Mick Fleetwood is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.</li><li>The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Mick Fleetwood.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=John McVie&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about John McVie!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Peanuts and John McVie are beans!</li><li>Four-fifths of the surface of John McVie is covered in water.</li><li>Abraham Lincoln, who invented John McVie, was the only US president ever granted a patent!</li><li>In 1982 Time Magazine named John McVie its 'Man of the Year'.</li><li>John McVie is the only bird that can swim but not fly!</li><li>The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only John McVie.</li><li>John McVie can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.</li><li>In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, John McVie is the victim!</li><li>Snow White's coffin was made of John McVie.</li><li>Olive oil was used for washing John McVie in the ancient Mediterranean world.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Christine McVie&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christine McVie!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Christine McVie.</li><li>If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christine McVie.</li><li>The porpoise is second to Christine McVie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.</li><li>If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Christine McVie!</li><li>When Christine McVie is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!</li><li>If you kiss Christine McVie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.</li><li>Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Christine McVie.</li><li>Christine McVie is worth her weight in gold - literally.</li><li>It took Christine McVie 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.</li><li>White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Christine McVie.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Lindsey Buckingham&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lindsey Buckingham!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Lindsey Buckingham in your ear 700 times.</li><li>During severe windstorms, Lindsey Buckingham may sway several feet to either side.</li><li>The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lindsey Buckingham!</li><li>Americans discard enough Lindsey Buckingham to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.</li><li>Lindsey Buckingham is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.</li><li>Research indicates that Lindsey Buckingham will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!</li><li>Lindsey Buckinghamology is the study of Lindsey Buckingham!</li><li>You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Lindsey Buckingham to reach the earth's core!</li><li>If you cut Lindsey Buckingham in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.</li><li>Olive oil was used for washing Lindsey Buckingham in the ancient Mediterranean world.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
<div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Stevie Nicks&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stevie Nicks!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Research indicates that Stevie Nicks will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.</li><li>It can take Stevie Nicks several days to move just through one tree.</li><li>Lightning strikes Stevie Nicks over seven times every hour!</li><li>The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Stevie Nicks.</li><li>American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Stevie Nicks from each salad served in first class.</li><li>Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Stevie Nicks.</li><li>The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Stevie Nicks.</li><li>Stevie Nicks is the world's tallest woman!</li><li>Medieval knights put the skin of Stevie Nicks on their sword handles to improve the grip.</li><li>The word 'samba' means 'to rub Stevie Nicks'.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

candlebright86
06-23-2010, 03:48 AM
Lightning strikes Stevie Nicks over seven times every hour!

I would have thought once, maybe twice... :laugh:

luckydimecaper
06-23-2010, 05:29 AM
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Stevie Nicks.

Haha! It might as well have been her, with the amount of cocaine in her body! :D

MissLadyLoki
06-23-2010, 06:45 AM
:laugh:

I love all of these!

chriskisn
06-23-2010, 07:08 AM
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Stevie Nicks.

Haha! It might as well have been her, with the amount of cocaine in her body! :D

Yep who knew that all that cocaine consumption could actually be useful!

ButterCookie
06-23-2010, 10:15 AM
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Christine McVie!

****... need to go to the pet store. Brb

Musicman408
06-23-2010, 02:22 PM
Must say this was rather insightful. I'll have to use these for a term paper sometime!

TrueFaith77
06-23-2010, 02:41 PM
kokoro, what i really want is a bigger version of that mac/clash of the titans!

kokoro
06-23-2010, 04:46 PM
Lightning strikes Stevie Nicks over seven times every hour!

I would have thought once, maybe twice...

The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Stevie Nicks.

Haha! It might as well have been her, with the amount of cocaine in her body!

Those were pretty much my first thoughts too!

kokoro, what i really want is a bigger version of that mac/clash of the titans!

I'm at work right now, but as soon as I get home I will provide you with the funny!

LikeAWillow
06-23-2010, 06:14 PM
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Stevie Nicks.

Don't make the joke, Marissa. It's too easy. It's much too easy.






much like Stevie Nicks

chiliD
06-23-2010, 06:35 PM
Don't make the joke, Marissa. It's too easy. It's much too easy.






much like Stevie Nicks


Like shooting fish in a barrel. :rolleyes::shrug:;):thumbsup:

kokoro
06-23-2010, 08:11 PM
kokoro, what i really want is a bigger version of that mac/clash of the titans!

Here you are. Be afraid!

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac269/TheDancingBovine/Fleetwood%20Mac/Funny/Untitled.jpg

amberlemegan
06-25-2010, 05:35 PM
Oh my God I love all of these!! :laugh: