The Happy Thread

[Meowi]

This thread is all about being happy!
Feel free to post, anything... Quotes, Pictures, jokes e.g.

Have a great day, all you shiny, happy people :p

[StreetAngel95]

this always makes me happy:

http://i44.tinypic.com/idumbb.jpg

[ButterCookie]

This face makes me happy.
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/051208031846_debbie-harry-455.jpg

I'm happy that I have my first exam out of the way now, too :D

[jaycee]

Here's a funny story (true, apparently) from 1939:
The British and Americans were out at sea, on a collision course. The messages read (pretty much) thusly:
British - American fleet, adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Americans - No, you adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north.
British - Please adjust by 15 degrees north.
Americans - Our Fleet comprises destroyers, cargo ships and several other smaller vessels. It will be too difficult for us to adjust our course. If you do not adjust your course by 15 degrees north, we will be forced to take further action.
British - We are a lighthouse. F*** off.
Note - the original message didn't contain asterisks. :laugh:

[Ghost_Tracker]

Here's a funny story (true, apparently) from 1939:
The British and Americans were out at sea, on a collision course. The messages read (pretty much) thusly:
British - American fleet, adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Americans - No, you adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north.
British - Please adjust by 15 degrees north.
Americans - Our Fleet comprises destroyers, cargo ships and several other smaller vessels. It will be too difficult for us to adjust our course. If you do not adjust your course by 15 degrees north, we will be forced to take further action.
British - We are a lighthouse. F*** off.
Note - the original message didn't contain asterisks. :laugh:

I don't know why but this definitely strikes me funny! :laugh: :)

[StreetAngel95]

there was a tad bit of drama in the Stevie threads....we all need something to cheer us up!

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[gretchen]

ahhh FIJI
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/passion2sail/Fiji1.jpg

[Zombie]

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv335/nowgozombiego/ihasastick.jpg

[Ghost_Tracker]

This face makes me happy.
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/051208031846_debbie-harry-455.jpg

I'm happy that I have my first exam out of the way now, too :D


:wavey: Interesting coincidence; I would LOVE to put a SMILE on that face! ..... :angel:

[ButterCookie]

:wavey: Interesting coincidence; I would LOVE to put a SMILE on that face! ..... :angel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/125m2jc.jpg

[jaycee]

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv335/nowgozombiego/ihasastick.jpg

Zombie, you never cease to make me lol! :D

[RickRobert]

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[vivfox]

Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

[ButterCookie]

^^ Hey look! It's in Karen speak! :p

[jaycee]

Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

Very clever! :laugh:

[Zombie]

Zombie, you never cease to make me lol! :D

:laugh:

I am personally thankful for the Internet, and this board, because otherwise, my general habits of talking for a long time about nothing, giggling like an idiot at pictures of snails holding sticks, and being an all-around socially awkward goober has an outlet, thereby preventing my RL friends & family from wanting to stab me with sporks (at least 50% of the time, anyway).

Here's another thing that makes me happy:

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"The thing that I thought of, when I said to myself - and sometimes I talk like this to myself - I said, 'A bop a day keeps the doctor away, and that's absolutely true. So I recommend it! Hit it!"

Also, the bit at about 3:33.

Cyndi Lauper is so damn cute, it hurts.

I also enjoy the live version of "She Bop" filmed at the Budokan, because she's zooming around the stage, singing about teh masturbationz to an enormous crowd of Japanese dudes, most of which appear to be wearing the exact same short sleeved white dress shirt and skinny 80s power-suit tie.

[jaycee]

This article is worthy of addition - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rafael_Nadal. Enjoy! :D