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TheWILDheart

12-04-2009, 03:24 PM

Hi all,

Ages ago, there was a thread on here..or maybe it was elsewhere? I can't remember. Anyway, it was called "You Know You're A Stevie Fan When..." and it was pretty hillarious. Does anyone know where I can find it?

thanks,
Chris

gold-dusted

12-04-2009, 03:30 PM

cristochango

12-04-2009, 04:36 PM

You know you're a stevie fan when you're able to put her lyrics or song names into a conversation with someone who has no idea who stevie is, and feel good about yourself after you do it

haha

TheWILDheart

12-04-2009, 05:38 PM

You know you're a stevie fan when you're able to put her lyrics or song names into a conversation with someone who has no idea who stevie is, and feel good about yourself after you do it

haha

HAHAHAHA too true!!
But the thing I was looking for was actually "how to spot a fake Stevie fan from a real Stevie fan" - sorry, I was slightly mistaken. Here it is, for those who want it:

1. A fake a Stevie fan actually likes the Dixie Chicks version of “Landslide”
A real Stevie fan runs out of bed screaming at 1 in the morning and throws their Dance CD into the stereo and listens to Landslide 3 times over after catching 1.5 seconds of the Dixie Chicks version whilst station flipping.

2. A fake Stevie fan believes that all female rock starts should wear leather pants and look like butch lesbians
A real Stevie fan gets upset when Stevie’s newest stage costume isn’t flowing and diaphanous enough.

3. A fake Stevie fan can’t believe she banged Mick Fleetwood.
A real Stevie fan can fine appealing qualities in Mick Fleetwood.

4. A fake Stevie fan can’t figure out the meaning behind Sara.
A real Stevie fan thinks that Sara is mere child’s play.

5. A fake Stevie fan can’t tell if a picture was taken in 1974 or 1983.
A real Stevie fan can determine the exact time and place a picture of Stevie was taken just by looking at her jewellery, hair style, microphone, or that chip on her right tooth that disappeared in the mid 80’s.

6. A fake Stevie fan complains about how high her voice has become recently.
A real Stevie fan finds the above statement absolutely hilarious

7. A fake Stevie fan finds this list extremely offensive
A real Stevie fan is laughing at the fake Stevie fan

8. A fake Stevie fan gets extremely excited when announcing they have “every live version of Nightbird”
A Real Stevie fan knows there was only 2, and burst out laughing.

9. A fake Stevie fan doesn’t own a copy of Tusk because they heard it was “weird”
A real Stevie fan has cried more tears listening to Storms, Sara and Beautiful Child than any other songs put together

10. A fake Stevie fan laments the fact that she’ll sound like Bob Dylan in a few years
A real Stevie fan has no problem with that, as she’ll have no problem harmonising with Tom Petty.

11. A fake Stevie fan likes the studio version of “Rhiannon” because her voice sounds pretty on it.
A real Stevie fan finds the Rosebud version “comparatively mild” to “some of the bootlegs they’ve heard”

12. A fake Stevie fan thinks she still has a crippling cocaine addiction.
A real Stevie fan wishes they’d invent cocaine that wasn’t bad for you

13. A fake Stevie fan thinks she sounded like a goat during the mid-80’s
A real Stevie fan considers these “the good old days”

14. A fake Stevie fan thinks that black chiffon is the way to go
A real Stevie fan is overcome by the sight of floppy berets, flapper dresses and flowing scarves. Preferably, all at the same time.

15. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Edge Of Seventeen is about Stevie boffing a teenage boy.
A real Stevie fan spends half an hour with their significant other discussing the meaning behind Edge Of Seventeen

16. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Lindsey and Stevie are still madly in love with eachother.
A real Stevie fan wishes she’d get robotic legs so she could kick Lindsey in the crotch repeatedly with her gigantic platform boots.

17. A fake Stevie fan wishes she’d stop wearing “those stupid boots” and wear something more comfortable.
A real Stevie fan believes that Stevie should have both of her legs and hips replaced with futuristic robotic prosthetics, so she can go back to wearing six inch platforms.

cristochango

12-04-2009, 05:54 PM

11. A fake Stevie fan likes the studio version of “Rhiannon” because her voice sounds pretty on it.
A real Stevie fan finds the Rosebud version “comparatively mild” to “some of the bootlegs they’ve heard”

I was listening to the Rhiannon from Nashville 1977, and one of my buddies told me to turn it off and put on the real one.
I was like dude, theres no comparison here.

A real Stevie fan thinks that the studio version of Rhiannon is nothing like it live.

chelluversu

12-05-2009, 02:13 AM

A real Stevie fan thinks that the studio version of Rhiannon is nothing like it live.

true dat...i love the midnight special version of rhiannon...probably because it was the first version my mother showed me.

daniellaaarisen

12-05-2009, 02:23 AM

11. A fake Stevie fan likes the studio version of “Rhiannon” because her voice sounds pretty on it.
A real Stevie fan finds the Rosebud version “comparatively mild” to “some of the bootlegs they’ve heard”

12. A fake Stevie fan thinks she still has a crippling cocaine addiction.
A real Stevie fan wishes they’d invent cocaine that wasn’t bad for you

These two are priceless, and SO TRUE.

brysondt

12-05-2009, 02:23 AM

You might be a Stevie fan if you constantly quote Stevie lyrics and listen to bootleg demos WITH Sara Fleetwood, haha. I think Sara secretly hates me.

BellaDonna93

12-05-2009, 02:29 PM

BellaDonna93

12-05-2009, 02:32 PM

HAHAHAHA too true!!
But the thing I was looking for was actually "how to spot a fake Stevie fan from a real Stevie fan" - sorry, I was slightly mistaken. Here it is, for those who want it:

1. A fake a Stevie fan actually likes the Dixie Chicks version of “Landslide”
A real Stevie fan runs out of bed screaming at 1 in the morning and throws their Dance CD into the stereo and listens to Landslide 3 times over after catching 1.5 seconds of the Dixie Chicks version whilst station flipping.

2. A fake Stevie fan believes that all female rock starts should wear leather pants and look like butch lesbians
A real Stevie fan gets upset when Stevie’s newest stage costume isn’t flowing and diaphanous enough.

3. A fake Stevie fan can’t believe she banged Mick Fleetwood.
A real Stevie fan can fine appealing qualities in Mick Fleetwood.

4. A fake Stevie fan can’t figure out the meaning behind Sara.
A real Stevie fan thinks that Sara is mere child’s play.

5. A fake Stevie fan can’t tell if a picture was taken in 1974 or 1983.
A real Stevie fan can determine the exact time and place a picture of Stevie was taken just by looking at her jewellery, hair style, microphone, or that chip on her right tooth that disappeared in the mid 80’s.

6. A fake Stevie fan complains about how high her voice has become recently.
A real Stevie fan finds the above statement absolutely hilarious

7. A fake Stevie fan finds this list extremely offensive
A real Stevie fan is laughing at the fake Stevie fan

8. A fake Stevie fan gets extremely excited when announcing they have “every live version of Nightbird”
A Real Stevie fan knows there was only 2, and burst out laughing.

9. A fake Stevie fan doesn’t own a copy of Tusk because they heard it was “weird”
A real Stevie fan has cried more tears listening to Storms, Sara and Beautiful Child than any other songs put together

10. A fake Stevie fan laments the fact that she’ll sound like Bob Dylan in a few years
A real Stevie fan has no problem with that, as she’ll have no problem harmonising with Tom Petty.

11. A fake Stevie fan likes the studio version of “Rhiannon” because her voice sounds pretty on it.
A real Stevie fan finds the Rosebud version “comparatively mild” to “some of the bootlegs they’ve heard”

12. A fake Stevie fan thinks she still has a crippling cocaine addiction.
A real Stevie fan wishes they’d invent cocaine that wasn’t bad for you

13. A fake Stevie fan thinks she sounded like a goat during the mid-80’s
A real Stevie fan considers these “the good old days”

14. A fake Stevie fan thinks that black chiffon is the way to go
A real Stevie fan is overcome by the sight of floppy berets, flapper dresses and flowing scarves. Preferably, all at the same time.

15. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Edge Of Seventeen is about Stevie boffing a teenage boy.
A real Stevie fan spends half an hour with their significant other discussing the meaning behind Edge Of Seventeen

16. A fake Stevie fan thinks that Lindsey and Stevie are still madly in love with eachother.
A real Stevie fan wishes she’d get robotic legs so she could kick Lindsey in the crotch repeatedly with her gigantic platform boots.

17. A fake Stevie fan wishes she’d stop wearing “those stupid boots” and wear something more comfortable.
A real Stevie fan believes that Stevie should have both of her legs and hips replaced with futuristic robotic prosthetics, so she can go back to wearing six inch platforms.

Haha, I'm laughing, because the fake fan is too funny, lol!!! But, yeah, I'm a real fan!!!! :blob2: :blob1:

Sahara

12-07-2009, 02:23 PM

I still quote number 13 at people who make the goat comment :p

I love that list so much :) Particularly number 5 -- we're so good at that around here!

equeen102289

12-07-2009, 03:49 PM

HAHAHAHA too true!!

5. A fake Stevie fan can’t tell if a picture was taken in 1974 or 1983.
A real Stevie fan can determine the exact time and place a picture of Stevie was taken just by looking at her jewellery, hair style, microphone, or that chip on her right tooth that disappeared in the mid 80’s.

6. A fake Stevie fan complains about how high her voice has become recently.
A real Stevie fan finds the above statement absolutely hilarious

9. A fake Stevie fan doesn’t own a copy of Tusk because they heard it was “weird”
A real Stevie fan has cried more tears listening to Storms, Sara and Beautiful Child than any other songs put together

12. A fake Stevie fan thinks she still has a crippling cocaine addiction.
A real Stevie fan wishes they’d invent cocaine that wasn’t bad for you

13. A fake Stevie fan thinks she sounded like a goat during the mid-80’s
A real Stevie fan considers these “the good old days”

I loved these the most but the cocaine one tops them all. I have literally had this discussion :laugh:

LikeAWillow

12-07-2009, 05:48 PM

18.A fake Stevie fan gets offended when they hear someone ask "didn't she bang like EVERYONE in that band?"

A real Stevie fan gives the speaker a high-five.

cristochango

12-07-2009, 06:22 PM

18.A fake Stevie fan gets offended when they hear someone ask "didn't she bang like EVERYONE in that band?"

A real Stevie fan gives the speaker a high-five.

you're my favorite ledgie
hahah

Nathan

12-07-2009, 06:31 PM

I loved these the most but the cocaine one tops them all. I have literally had this discussion :laugh:

Oh, it's so true though. Or cocaine that were cheap.

Black_Moon

12-07-2009, 07:52 PM

Oh, it's so true though. Or cocaine that were cheap.

:lol:

I'm in love with this post.

daniellaaarisen

12-07-2009, 09:24 PM

18.A fake Stevie fan gets offended when they hear someone ask "didn't she bang like EVERYONE in that band?"

A real Stevie fan gives the speaker a high-five.

Where the hell have you been in my life lately? This makes me miss you more.

Ghost_Tracker

12-07-2009, 09:57 PM

A "fake" Stevie fan denies that it's even remotely possible that "Life in the Fast Lane" is about Stevie and Lindsey.

A "real" Stevie fan once cut them off on the freeway 'cause they were only doing 110. ;) . . . .:laugh:

cristochango

12-07-2009, 10:01 PM

Sahara

12-16-2009, 03:16 PM

When you start / post in a thread about Stevie sneezing.

I love this place SO MUCH. :nod:

BellaDonna

12-16-2009, 06:34 PM

Love it!!!! That was great stuff! :thumbsup:

StreetAngel86

12-16-2009, 07:52 PM

18.A fake Stevie fan gets offended when they hear someone ask "didn't she bang like EVERYONE in that band?"

A real Stevie fan gives the speaker a high-five.

a real stevie fan is laughing in agreement at this :nod: :xoxo:

GoldDustBoy

12-16-2009, 09:18 PM

18.A fake Stevie fan gets offended when they hear someone ask "didn't she bang like EVERYONE in that band?"

A real Stevie fan gives the speaker a high-five.

Hahahahahahahahahah... It's funny cause it's true.