Who Would Win In A Fight? Stevie Nicks Or A Caveman?

[IKV Nexis]

OK Who would win? ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!????

[Sanne2]

One kick with one of those platform boots and the caveman is DOWN

[David]

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

[holidayroad]

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

LOL! I vote that she and the caveman will fall in love after she sings "Beauty and the Beast" to him!! Truly though, Stevie may not be muscle bound, but she is a strong woman in other ways!

[Ghost_Tracker]

I think Stevie would probably win because she's horribly beweaponed with a tambourine..... http://www.sevenwondersonline.net/Smileys/classic/StevieHittingLindseyWithHerTamborine.gif

[sywlindseyfan]

I can see her, pulling her sleeves up and saying"Lets get this party started" in a low rumble haha......and then start singing Dreams of course

[louielouie2000]

Wouldn't they just end up banging in the corner of the cave anyway? :laugh: That seems to be Stevie's superpower... :lol:

[SandyMac]

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

I voted Stevie to win because what you described above is her disguise. Actually, at the very hint of trouble somewhere, Stevie gets a call on her land line phone and she jumps into her Blue T-Bird and speeds away (no license of course) from her castle to kick someone's ass with those boots and helps solve crime in her spare time (between all the greatest hits tours). ;):D:laugh:

[carrie721]

Wouldn't they just end up banging in the corner of the cave anyway? :laugh: That seems to be Stevie's superpower... :lol:

given stevie's seeming devotion to any man with a unibrow, i think you're correct.

[louielouie2000]

given stevie's seeming devotion to any man with a unibrow, i think you're correct.

*SPEW!* :laugh: You're totally right! Jimmy Iovine especially bears a strong resemblance to the Geico cavemen! :lol:

[carrie721]

*SPEW!* :laugh: You're totally right! Jimmy Iovine especially bears a strong resemblance to the Geico cavemen! :lol:

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

[louielouie2000]

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

Ahahaha!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

15 minutes could give you 15 (VD's) or more! :lol:

[carrie721]

Ahahaha!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

15 minutes could give you 15 (VD's) or more! :lol:

LOL. touche, my friend, touche.

i wonder if a sitcom starring jimmy iovine would have fared better than the caveman sitcom did.

[vivfox]

so easy, even jimmy iovine could do her!

oh god, the jokes write themselves.

50 Cent has a song where in it he says, "F%$k Jimmy Iovine." Imagine if Stevie said that in a song?

[FMlex]

50 Cent has a song where in it he says, "F%$k Jimmy Iovine." Imagine if Stevie said that in a song?

Hahaha I didn't know that. Too funny.

[michelej1]

A cro-magnon or a neanderthal or even australopithecus afarensis would eat stevie nicks for breakfast, & then mop the cave floor with her.

What is this silly notion that Stevie fans have that their ethereal junior-high beloved -- clutching her dolls, her granny glasses, her blankies, & her "journals" -- is superwoman in the muscles department? Utterly deluded.

Because Stevie said she's not as frail as she looks and would kick someone with her boot and hit them with her tamborine -- or something along those lines. I generally believe things Stevie says.

Michele

[BellaDonna93]

Stevie, for sure :D
Just read this:

"I keep thinking that one of these days somebody's just gonna grab and hold in my skirt and pull me right off the stage and nobody ever does that, Nobody ever, ever, EVER tries to hurt me. And I think they know, first of all, that I'm a whole lot tougher that they think and that the platform boots that I wear would not be comfortable in their face and the tambourine that I'm usually carrying would not be comfortable around their neck. So they have a respect for my ability to fight for myself"

There you go! And I think she's right!

[Moz]

Stevie would.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/thegaypenguin/steviekarate.jpg

[belladonnadream]

I don't think she has to fight him..she just has to perform SOTM in front of him like she did for the Mirage Tour and he'd be running for the hills !:laugh: Her looks and spooky moves kick*ss!

[Hawkeye]

50 Cent has a song where in it he says, "F%$k Jimmy Iovine." Imagine if Stevie said that in a song?

There could very well be some demo out there we havent heard where she does!