Engrish Lyrics

[Moz]

I like to take lyrics, translate them to a different language, and then translate that back into English. This is how it usually turns out...

Gypsy:
"Therefore I'm returns to the floor
Which the velvet underground returns to me
To love to have a some shoelace room
And to return to gypsy's artificial flower
I is to the gypsy…
Then I am"

Monday Morning:
"Monday in the morning your affirmative look fine
Friday I obtained the travel
First you to love me in mine brains"

Straight Back:
"The finger discovered that the ivory key
and the song start likely
in a wolf which runs"

Sisters of the Moon:
"the breath is more difficult than she is"

Second Hand News:
"Won' t you lay aside me in the high grass to strike down and to let me make my material"

Oh Daddy:
"but time you are very strong, your all lines are"

Angel:
"and loved to me a these elephant ghost looked like one through the fog"

Am I nuts, or does anyone else think doing this is funny? If so, I'd like to see your Engrish Mac lyrics. :woohoo:

[David]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That cracked me up. I love Japanese-flavored translator English.

Did you ever see the actual lyrics for "Sisters of the Moon" published on the insert of the Japanese 45 in 1979? You could die.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters01.jpg http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters02.jpg

[Moz]

:laugh:

The Ledge:
"Thing that you insert how is brought up
It is possible to love baby me
Whom you see someone who cannot keep coming out
Should call those which are the wonder
Which that omits really entirely
Hate 6 feet
Who who can wait?"

Save Me a Place:
"I why must work, you do not have to know, whether.
You do not have to know, I why cannot play.
To me point do, turn boringly.
But me it left, you do not have to turn.
If you exclude me, the place.
If I today love me, it runs to come."

Not That Funny:
"That is strange then it is not, don't you think, so is?
Those where that is you do not know.
But that it cannot obtain sufficiently.
That is strange then it is not, don't you think, so is?
My responsibility you do not have to make.
We ask.
I did not think that so we would like to bleed.
I this am and you did not think that we would like to be slow.
Therefore in me, waiting does not have to be done."

:confused:

[fleetwoodtrick]

Oh, I LOVE THESE!

I Sing For the Things:
I'll go away mine cape for your.
There is nothing that I'd rather do.
Somewhat yous want self to , mine love

Beautiful Child:
Yous fell in love when I was only tens
The clean disappeared
Very had away wide since d
SELF bite mine lips , can yous send self away
Yous touch I have nos select
I have to halt Oh , SELF had uphold halt
Oh , SELF had uphold halt

I Don't Wanna Know:
SELF don't want to know causes whys Love am holding right on migratory on down the line
SELF don't want to stand between you and me love Honey
SELF just want yous to feel fine

My Little Demon
Mine little demon advent on down
Mine little demon phrases self around
All of mine friends all expressive self
That SELF just ain't man SELF used to become

:laugh:*no I did not capitalize the SELFs!*:laugh:

[chriskisn]

Not That Funny:
"That is strange then it is not, don't you think, so is?
Those where that is you do not know.
But that it cannot obtain sufficiently.
That is strange then it is not, don't you think, so is?
My responsibility you do not have to make.
We ask.
I did not think that so we would like to bleed.
I this am and you did not think that we would like to be slow.
Therefore in me, waiting does not have to be done."

:confused:


Actually that sounds just like Lindsey trying to explain something about organic circles... :laugh:

[Nickingham]

Big Love
Look at love
The night so still
Making kingdom of Oh sickness
That house of hill
Look at love
Large, large love
You said that I am loved
And you always that
As maintained Oh me, you asked
That house of hill
Look at love
Large, large love
I awake independently
Using that everything
I awake
But in order to fall simply
Look at love
Large, large love
You look at love exactly
Large, large love

Silver Springs
It is possible to be the spring of my silver make,
As for blue green flashin' It colors
I am your simply dream
Collision of the fall and the ocean where you shine
And it made because clean it is says her
It made because and she loves
Baby, I don' t we would like to know

I' It begins ll dearly
Direction correct, me runnin' Meet
I' As for ll the I year mean that it loves before
In by your you never do not love me, NO you do not have to say,
And it made because clean it is says her
It made because and she loves
Baby, I don' t we would like to know
Well, NO
It can say to that me and with that value which is
Actually, I don' t we would like to know

Time your spelling is thrown,But won' t has forgotten me
As for me you know that I cannot know dearly high,But I am not permitted

Time your spelling is thrown,But won' t has forgotten me
As for me you know that I cannot know dearly high,But I am not permitted
I' As for ll til' It continues; It commutes the sound of my voice
You' As for ll you do not obtain under any condition from sound of the love woman
I' As for ll til' It continues; It commutes the sound of my voice
Was I exactly the idiot?
You' As for ll you do not obtain under any condition from sound of the love woman
Was I exactly the idiot?
I' As for ll til' It continues; It commutes the sound of my voice
Give the chance to me exactly
You' As for ll you do not obtain under any condition from sound of the love woman
It is possible to be the spring of my silver make
As for my blue green flashin' It colors

[Nickingham]

Actually that sounds just like Lindsey trying to explain something about organic circles... :laugh:

lol and Hello :wavey:

[CADreaming]

Was I exactly the idiot?



:laugh: Now, that is the question...

[DigYourGrave]

Second Hand News

I aware I have nothing with you for, I aware there be nothing to be done.
When times are bad, and go roughing times,
If you want to see me in the high grassstalks and let me have my clothes.


oh that last line had me absolute tears...

[DigYourGrave]

Moz-You are an absolute genius! I have gotten no work done with the last 2 hours! :laugh:

[Moz]

This is the new way to figure out song meanings! It's all so clear now!

Angel:
"When you walked me in the room
To have the similar width eye
They to tell the story
To provide the aid the attempt
When your turn around, and you gave regards
And both of us disguised
To have the terminal
But did not have the ending"

Beautiful Child:
"When I only am ten, you fall deeply in love
The years have vanished, by from then on go
I bite my lip, can you deliver me?
You contact, I have not chosen
I must pause
I must pause
The losing sleep child, has a little time
Your eye agreed that but you did not agree
I wish you am my"

Blue Letter:
"The red bird, did not say that you told me so"

Brown Eyes:
"When did you look that what I do have these brown eye
You wanted to say?
And you whether is another liar?
Whether you have adopted me?
Continuously."

Can't Go Back:
"Stood in the shadow
I once was human
I want to go back
California does not go back, may not go back
The melody awakens from theirs sleep's sorrow
She is the dream manufacturer, sighs dreamer
Once was sobbing person's shadow
Face equally soft achievement in clown tear eye."

Everywhere:
"Can you hear me to be called your name?
You knew that I tumble, and I did not know how to say
I will speak a spot loudly
I will even shout
You knew that I am felt proud
And I am impossible to mess with the word

I thought that if by your everywhere

Something occurrence, occurs on my body
The friend of mine said that I move strangely."

Fireflies:
"Is will leave lasts
Lasts steals from that who maintains it is online
Lasts oh the housing
That dream sketch
To treasure by that who has held it

The breakdown our love matters
Stiletto incision will result in a snap shot whip
We to survive nearly through the air
Long-distance winner in the middle of flight
Us not to run from the flame
I will be willing to believe
That I believed any you said
Not to have faded in the moment drama
Oh easy method
Nobody leaf fire, everybody pause close

I will be willing to believe
That I believed any you said
That will not have the easy method
Nobody leaf fire in the moment d
Drama regarding us to fade
Everybody pause close

Was leaves lasts
Anything to cause a fearful divorce night
Of competition very not to be good survives it to be correct
And you believed that five
Survivals were away from
Everybody to fight
Everybody fight,
and fire flight

Anything occurs, in my feeling has angry word night
Of some to call it my nightmare
My five firefly
Oh likely sailing ship
But does not have in the middle of us to run
It is our love matters
It cuts open likely the whip through the air
And I will be willing to believe any you said"

Tusk:
"If he pauses, why you don't ask him?
f he gets out of the way, why you don't ask him?
Why don't you tell me how a matter?
Why don't you tell are in telephone's I?
Why don't you request his how matter?
Why don't you request are latest in his throne he?

Do not say that you love me!
Please tell me you to want me!

Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
(The genuine savage likes)
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory!"

[skuncles]

A lot of those import singles have the lyrics messed up. Often what happens is when switching languages, you have to change words to make it make sense, but it often ends up making no sense at all. As the original post here shows. Ask Shakira, her songs are written in spanish and then she translates them into english and you end up with really lame lyrics.
Also on import singles I think they just transcribe what they think they hear and being that english isn't thier first language it all falls apart. I have several Alice Cooper import CD's and almost all of the lyrics are wrong in the booklet.

[StreetAngel86]

Second Hand News:
"Won' t you lay aside me in the high grass to strike down and to let me make my material"


AAAAAAAAAH ROTF

:laugh:

i cannot breathe much anymore
that lyric is VULGAR :D


And the light feel silent cross that handsome cheek

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Come
Me, sweet darlin' Think concerning;
When everything becomes bad, me, sweet darlin'
Think concerning; By all means you'
As for the re-feeling which is sad me, sweet darlin'
You think concerning; don' In degree;
Cant feel the heat which comes?


Thrown Down
But as for him every day when you observed at that her for the second time time is as for her who is that happens for the sake of, one day one day in more important every night as for her like the barricade where if she who observed at it starts did not say those where he does not become, you heard her hand which that grasps him entirely and are thrown those which perhaps now he can prove when in her he can be good because of her, are proper together

:eek::shocked::laugh:

Tango
In the water the wind in the coastal attempt which is heard in order to sleep the wave won' Hear in order to sleep; it comes, in order for I to start atrophying, then as for me when the month when you have remembered and becoming the bright full moon, as for me does the tango of the taking and the night of the darkness the tango… which

:laugh:

[CADreaming]

Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
(The genuine savage likes)
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory! Ivory! Ivory! Ivory!
Ivory!"


Ivory! ROTFLOL!!! :lol:

[PenguinHead]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That cracked me up. I love Japanese-flavored translator English.

Did you ever see the actual lyrics for "Sisters of the Moon" published on the insert of the Japanese 45 in 1979? You could die.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters01.jpg http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters02.jpg

Wow! I've seen a lot bad Japanese translations, but they wrote a whole new song with those lyrics.:laugh:

[Musicman408]

Holy cow you guys!! :laugh:

Best thing I've seen all day!!!!! Keep them coming!

[aleuzzi]

This is the new way to figure out song meanings! It's all so clear now!

[
Brown Eyes:
"When did you look that what I do have these brown eye
You wanted to say?
And you whether is another liar?
Whether you have adopted me?
Continuously."



WTF!?!? LOL

[DigYourGrave]

Ivory!


:laugh:
So bizarre..

[WildHeart69]

Have you guys ever been to "Engrishfunny.com"? It's amazing!

[WildHeart69]

This thread reminded me of this video~ I love this one!!!

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[Gypsycat999]

^ Oh :blob2:!Thx for putting this one up!! I used to really really love it about 1 & a half eternity ago... somehow I totally forgot it so now I'm gonna watch it till I'm dead :]

[goldustsongbird]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters01.jpg http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/clivebrook/JapaneseSisters02.jpg

"They like to laugh in their vein"

I think they confused heroin and coke.

And that handsome cheek? What. :laugh: