BIZARRO World, Stevie and Lindsey?

[iamnotafraid]

Are any of you familiar with the Bizarro World?
If so, what would things have been like for Stevie
and Lindsey in such a world?

I'll need help on this thread, so please feel free to
contribute. To start off:

Their first album would have been "Nicks Buckingham".

Stevie would have sang "Go Your Own Way", while Lindsey
sang "Dreams".

During the Rumours Tour they would have got back together,
and eventually married. And over time would have had children
named Rhiannon, L. Buckingham Jr. and Elvis.

Lindsey takes part in the Tango In The Night Tour because he can't
stand to be away from his sweetheart (Stevie) so long.

Stevie's so happily married she never needs to take drugs herself.
She sends half-million dollars to the Betty Ford Center to help other
Rock' n Rollers.

There's no need for a Dance Reunion, because of all the love, they tour
every other year to promote the albums (which keep getting better
and better).

[fpstarfish]

The tour would have been called The 'Factual' tour, not 'rumours'.

Instead of the album ' the other side of the mirror', it would have been called 'reflections' and dedicated to the mad hatter, and her grandfather.

[jld92]

Lindsey would become famous for his platforms and Gypsy attire while Stevie rocked the fro and was hailed as a musical genius.

[iamnotafraid]

while Stevie was hailed as a musical genius.

"more cowbell"

[marinnette]

and Christine would have never left Fleetwood Mac, and would have lived forever with her beloved Eddy Quintella.

[DigYourGrave]

Don Henley and Lindsey would have written and performed the most beautiful gay duet ever...



Stevie would have been so unbelievably amazing on the geeetar that her and Christine would have had scope to ditch the guys and become the hottest, smallest girl band in the history of time... "Nicks Vie"


Mick would have been 5'4''..:laugh:


Carol Ann Harris would have stayed in her depressing life..:rolleyes:

[chriskisn]

Mick would have been 5'4''..:laugh:



And Stevie therefore would have been 6ft + and played basketball?

[DigYourGrave]

And Stevie therefore would have been 6ft + and played basketball?

Precise-a-amento...:laugh:

[thatgirlwasme]

Stevie would have driven the children--Rhiannon, L. Buckingham Jr. and Elvis--around in a big wood-paneled station wagon and been spotted countless times with her coupons at the Safeway getting groceries. Gotta save those pennies!

[jld92]

"more cowbell"

or what is that thing she is playing in the Mirage concert during SOTM...wood block?

Hey Linds, so I just wrote this song on tamborine....:laugh:

love those 2!

[iamnotafraid]

Bizarro world.........

Lindsey and Stevie fans love and respect each other.
So much so, that the Ledge becomes boring because
there's no one to disagree with.

And Mac's tourbooks are the best. Filled with recent
professionally taken photographs. And sold at a fair
price.

The double CD set Buckingham Nicks (remastered '09)
hits the Billboard Charts, coming in at #1 on the top 100.
Spurs tour, new CD/DVD.

[marinnette]

Bizarro world.........

Lindsey and Stevie fans love and respect each other.
So much so, that the Ledge becomes boring because
there's no one to disagree with.

And Mac's tourbooks are the best. Filled with recent
professionally taken photographs. And sold at a fair
price.

The double CD set Buckingham Nicks (remastered '09)
hits the Billboard Charts, coming in at #1 on the top 100.
Spurs tour, new CD/DVD.



SIGHT!!! :xoxo:

[StreetAngel86]

Chris Nicks is Stevie's loving and supportive sister
who has no personal input into her career wotsoever
she's a teacher back in AZ :thumbsup:

[Remy]

"more cowbell"
Oh Lord! That make me crack up.

[UndoingTheLaces]

Stevie and Lindsey are doing headlining tours with their world famous band Buckingham Nicks after their debut album goes double platinum. As a lark they hook up with some crazy blues band from the UK, who had recently relocated to LA, as a side project called Fleetwood Mac and their lesser known albums like Mirage, Rumors and the infamous Black Album become rare collectors items found in cut out bins of record stores across America. Except for one fluke. After the tour for Buckingham Nicks' fifth studio album wraps and the band decides to take a break, Fleetwood Mac records an ambitious double album called Tusk which, although panned by the critics, becomes a huge megahit.

[StreetAngel86]

Stevie and Lindsey are doing headlining tours with their world famous band Buckingham Nicks after their debut album goes double platinum. As a lark they hook up with some crazy blues band from the UK, who had recently relocated to LA, as a side project called Fleetwood Mac and their lesser known albums like Mirage, Rumors and the infamous Black Album become rare collectors items found in cut out bins of record stores across America. Except for one fluke. After the tour for Buckingham Nicks' fifth studio album wraps and the band decides to take a break, Fleetwood Mac records an ambitious double album called Tusk which, although panned by the critics, becomes a huge megahit.



the infamous black album

:lol:

in an alt rel
wouldnt Stevie be the guy and Linds be the girl? :p

[iamnotafraid]

the infamous black album
:lol:

Lindsey has always loved Al Jolson.
Him portraying Jolson on the cover
was considered very risque for the time.

[MissLadyLoki]

In Stevie and Lindsey's side project Fleetwood Mac, they would go on to make the obscure albums such as the self-titled Black Album, Truths (they went on the Bald-Faced Lies tour afterwards), Antler, whatever the reverse of a Mirage is (help me, Word isn't giving me anything), and Waltz in the Day.

Following the release of Waltz in the Day, Lindsey got kicked out of the band by Mick when Stevie called him short (realize that Stevie is 6'6" and Mick is 5'1") and they went on to make the mega-hit albumIn Front of the Hat. After a few years, they reunited in a reunion concert on Nickelodeon called The Orgy. A few years later, they went on to make the album Said I Won't.

The track listing for Truths, which was a hard album to make cause Stevie brought the kids into the studio and caused tons of trouble while in there for the band, goes as follows. All the tracks were mega-flops when released as singles and Warner Bros. threatened to drop them.

First Hand Oldies
Nightmares
Going There First
Do Go
Come On and Follow Me
Noisedog
The String
I Make Hating Awful
Please Tell Me
Uh Mommy
Silver Block Man

[holidayroad]

Of course, the Nicks Buckingham album would include my favorite song 'Melted Hate'. :laugh:

[MissLadyLoki]

Of course, the Nicks Buckingham album would include my favorite song 'Melted Hate'. :laugh:

It'd also have Short Distance Loser, and their next album would have had songs such as Friday Night, She's So Happy, and Athena.

[Skyveris]

In Stevie and Lindsey's side project Fleetwood Mac, they would go on to make the obscure albums such as the self-titled Black Album, Truths (they went on the Bald-Faced Lies tour afterwards), Antler, whatever the reverse of a Mirage is (help me, Word isn't giving me anything), and Waltz in the Day.

Following the release of Waltz in the Day, Lindsey got kicked out of the band by Mick when Stevie called him short (realize that Stevie is 6'6" and Mick is 5'1") and they went on to make the mega-hit albumIn Front of the Hat. After a few years, they reunited in a reunion concert on Nickelodeon called The Orgy. A few years later, they went on to make the album Said I Won't.

The track listing for Truths, which was a hard album to make cause Stevie brought the kids into the studio and caused tons of trouble while in there for the band, goes as follows. All the tracks were mega-flops when released as singles and Warner Bros. threatened to drop them.

First Hand Oldies
Nightmares
Going There First
Do Go
Come On and Follow Me
Noisedog
The String
I Make Hating Awful
Please Tell Me
Uh Mommy
Silver Block Man

:laugh::laugh: The song titles are great.

[MissLadyLoki]

Did I also tell you guys about a song that had to get yanked from Truths by John cause he wanted to put a song on there as a tribute to penguins everywhere, but that ended up getting yanked too cause Warner Bros. wanted a song on there as a tribute to Looney Tunes that never came to be cause Lindsey didn't wanna write it? It was called Gold Lake and Stevie got the idea from a town she was visiting a drug dealer in.

[iamnotafraid]

:laugh::laugh: The song titles are great.

I agree, those song titles are great you guys.
Good job peeps.

[iamnotafraid]

I may be as weak as you
And you may care to teach me
It will be easy to be behind you
But you'll never be able to reach me

And if I go backward, You'll miss me there
And if I climb down through the warm balmy air
Look up above you; don't look below
And laugh out loud to death for warm hatred

Death gave you me; the corpse was made
And there's a beginning under
I'm happy, but what is hate?
Love gave me you for a hater

And if I go backward, You'll miss me there
And If I climb down through the warm balmy air
Look up above you; don't look below
And laugh out loud to death for hot hatred

From the Nicks Buckingham CD Lyric booklet,
the Deluxe Edition.

(hot hatred, somebody do better than that!)

[LukeA]

Lindsey has always loved Al Jolson.

Ha, a fellow Ledgie and I were talking about, um, "that" just yesterday. And, yes, he surrrre does.

[ButterCookie]

Stevie would have been so unbelievably amazing on the geeetar that her and Christine would have had scope to ditch the guys and become the hottest, smallest girl band in the history of time... "Nicks Vie"

Stevie would have been the musical genius while Chris was the one centre stage. Lindsey would have been at home cooking dinner...

What?! This is bizzaro world?

[holidayroad]

Nicks Buckingham would also include the number 1 hits 'Lindsey', 'Let Me Down, Just One Time', and 'Laughing In the Day'.

[michelej1]

And from the last album:

Pulled Up
No One Discovers
Loitering in the Weeds
Tarnished Boy
Free Will Governs
Murrow Resting in Peace
Don't Orgasm


Michele

[aleuzzi]

Bizarro World Stevie and Lindsey exist. Their names are Excene Cervenka and John Doe.

[MissLadyLoki]

And from the last album:

Pulled Up
No One Discovers
Loitering in the Weeds
Tarnished Boy
Free Will Governs
Murrow Resting in Peace
Don't Orgasm


Michele

:laugh:

Anyone got a good name for bizarro version of Mirage? I know it has the song Chuck You Away

[holidayroad]

:laugh:

Anyone got a good name for bizarro version of Mirage? I know it has the song Chuck You Away

The best title I can come up with is Reality. The album includes the song 'That's All Wrong'.

[SortaSavageLike]

Over and Done With
The Lawn
Forget About Me
Take My Place
Tara
You're The One
Showers
Plenty More For Everyone
It's So Funny
Moon Brother
Demon
I Want More
Brown Eye
Can't Stop Crying
I'm So Wrong
Goodbye Honey
Ugly Old Hag
Snort A Wide Line
Hoove
I Forgot

[holidayroad]

Over and Done With
The Lawn
Forget About Me
Take My Place
Tara
You're The One
Showers
Plenty More For Everyone
It's So Funny
Moon Brother
Demon
I Want More
Brown Eye
Can't Stop Crying
I'm So Wrong
Goodbye Honey
Ugly Old Hag
Snort A Wide Line
Hoove
I Forgot



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[holidayroad]

Also, the track list for the 1987 Samba in the Day album

Little Hate
Seven Terrors
Nowhere
Stephanie
Samba in the Day
Understood

Big Truths
Bachelor
Get the Hell Out of the Hall, Tara
It's Noon
Won't Ever See Me
He and Me Part 12 (and 13)

[SortaSavageLike]

Uomo Brutto
Uomo Brutto
Everyday Guy
Keep Draggin' My Heart Around
Forget About It
Before The Glitter Appears
Seventy-One Is Just Around The Corner
Calm Down My Loathed One
Pleather and Spandex
Standing In The Sun
Backroad Woman

The Sleepy Appendix
Sleepy Appendix
If Everyone Flies
Wall and Sandbox
Disillusioned
Day Penguin
Stand Closer
I Will Walk From You
Everything Changes
Redhead in a Cheap Rabbit Coat
The Little Mermaid

[MissLadyLoki]

Also, don't forget about these.

Black Album

Friday Night
Cold Drifts
Red Number
Aphrodite
Under Your Crotch
Rock
Said I'll Hate You
Sinkhole
Earth Stopped Moving
Hot Sauce Mommy
You're So Brave

Reality
Hate in Home
Can Return Sometime Soon
That's No OK At All, You Dumbass
Library of Hate
Jew
Not Done With You Yet
Sunshine State
Some Convoluted Way Foward
Throw You
Uh Daniel
Noses of the Neighborhood
Roger Waters is Gonna Sue Us Over Stealing His Son Title

[MissLadyLoki]

And we gots some more stuff from La Nicks solo.

Roll A Lot

I Don't Wanna Do This
Roll A Lot (Don't Do It Larry)
Brother Molasses
I Yell For the Stuff
Colonial Dive Motel
All Become Cousins
Shut Your Mouth in Front of Me
The Daydream
If You Were Never Me
Just Say Something Dammit
Has No One Written Everything For Me

[michelej1]

A BN gem:

Tramp from the Valley

Michele

[iamnotafraid]

Y'all are as bizarro as me.

John is the one constant,
he remains the same even
in bizarro world.

[MissLadyLoki]

Y'all are as bizarro as me.

John is the one constant,
he remains the same even
in bizarro world.

So John is still the boring bassist that can play a great four-string?

And can Stevie be the tall one and Mick be the short one?

[michelej1]

I'll amend Pulled Up to Yanked Up, because that preserves the force implied in the original.

Michele

[Cammie]

SIGHT!!! :xoxo:

:xoxo: Everyone now gets along on The Ledge!!!:blob1:
Lindsey and Stevie agree to a Buckingham/Nicks cd!!!:nod:
Christine stayed with The Mac to help smooth the way !!! :]

[iamnotafraid]

So John is still the boring bassist that can play a great four-string?

He does play a four string bass, but it's left handed and the strings
are flipped Doyle Bramhall II style.

I love the song Belly Buttons Of The World from the Reality
album.

[MissLadyLoki]

He does play a four string bass, but it's left handed and the strings
are flipped Doyle Bramhall II style.

I love the song Belly Buttons Of The World from the Reality
album.

I thought it was Noses of the Neighborhood :shrug:

And as for the bass, he plays Paul-style, but does Lindsey use a pick?

[iamnotafraid]

:laugh:

Anyone got a good name for bizarro version of Mirage?

In a bizarre way it would be named Buckingham McVie.
And a tour that follows where they neither sing live or play
instruments.

[snroxman]

"more cowbell"

Yes!! The infamous cowbell. Where has it gone?

[gldstwmn]

Yes!! The infamous cowbell. Where has it gone?

It just went home. :lol:

[AnthonyMI]

Stevie would be the mother of full term babies by Several men in addition to Lindsey? That would ba an amazing band!! Like Wilson Phillips meets Hanson... only less annoy Big and more talented.